Sarkes Weighs in on the Mueller Investigation

Executive Summary:

“Many People Say” Sarkes, what is your take on the Mueller Investigation?

Sarkes, Fair and Balanced, and a Truth Machine, always calls them as he sees them.  In the case of the Mueller Investigation, Sarkes agrees with the Orange Sufferer.

The Orange Dotard was a victim of Mueller’s Hoax, Witch Hunt, and Failed Illegal Take Down

Sarkes analyzes the Mueller Investigation:

The Mueller Investigation started on May 2017 and ended in March 2019. 

So with an Engineering Degree from Missouri Science & Technology, Sarkes estimates that the Mueller Investigation lasted 1 year and 10 months.

The Mueller Investigation was conducted by the Liberal Mueller and his “17 Angry Democrats”.

Mueller and some of his “17 Angry Democrats”

The Mueller investigation’s scope included the allegation that there were links or coordination between the Orange Traffic Cone’s Campaign and Putin’s Russian Commies. 

Vlads Putin insists he did not interfere with the US 2016 Elections, his Boy Toy has no reason to doubt

In addition, the scope stated that Mueller could also investigate “any matters that arose or may arise directly from the investigation”, aka, other Rabbit Holes.

It is estimated that the Mueller Investigation cost 35 Million dollars.

Now, Sarkes analyzes the Ken Starr Investigation of Slick Willey Clinton:

Te Ken Starr started in August 1994 and ended in September 1998.

So, the Ken Starr Investigation lasted 4 years and 1 month.

The Ken Starr Investigation was conducted by Conservative Starr and his “20 Level Headed Republicans”.

Starr and some of his “20 Level Headed Republicans”

The Scope of the Ken Starr investigation started with the investigation into the death of Vince Foster but then went down many many other Rabbit Holes including; the firing of White House Travel Office personnel, political abuse of confidential FBI files, Madison Guaranty, Rose Law Firm, Paula Jones, and, perjury and obstruction of justice to cover up Slick Willey’s sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky.

Slick Willey DID NOT have Sex with that Woman, Monica Lewinsky (where is his right hand?)

It is estimated that the Ken Starr Investigation cost 80 Million dollars.

Sarkes Concludes:

Comparing the analysis between the Mueller and Starr Investigations, it is clear to see the the Mueller Investigation was inferior to the Starr Investigation, turning it into a Hoax, Witch Hunt, and a Failed Illegal Take Down. 

Had Mueller followed the Republican Ken Starr Special Investigator Process, Mueller would have:

  • Followed the Ken Starr Model and Investigated for 2 MORE plus years.  Mueller could not do a comprehensive investigation in just 1 year and 10 months.
  • Hired at least 3 more Investigators and gotten rid of all of his Angry Democrats and replaced them with Level Headed Republicans.
  • Spent 45 Million MORE dollars.  After all, the Trumpian TAX CUT and SPEND economic model would have provided unlimited funds to do a proper investigation.

So, America deserved much more from Robert Mueller.  Had Mueller just followed the Ken Starr Best Practice Model for Special Prosecutors, the American people might have gotten the to the truth.

Robert Mueller did not use the Ken Starr Best Practice of Special Prosecution