- A Florida Crackerette was charged with shooting her Cracker boyfriend with shotgun over his loud snoring
- Yup, you read that right, the Cracker snored to loudly
Thanks to Sarkes Corner and Sister Cindy Mamelian who specializes on reporting on the Florida Cracker.
Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze. The Florida Cracker is a peaceful being until they start drinking. A Cracker under the influence is dangerous. A Cracker under the influence AND Packing Heat is an accident waiting to happen.
A Florida Crackerette, Lorie Morin, 47, shot her live-in boyfriend with a shotgun during an alcohol fueled argument stemming from his loud snoring. Crackerette Morin,was charged with attempted murder and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. She remains jailed without bond.
Deputies arrived at the home and found Crackerette Morin’s boyfriend lying in a pool of blood at the foot of the bed on the master bedroom floor. He had been shot in the right armpit area. Ouch
Crackerette Morin told deputies she and her Cracker Boyfriend had been drinking rum and playing rummy. She told deputies that she was handing her boyfriend her loaded 20-gauge shotgun so she could retrieve a heavy box when it accidentally discharged, striking him. Yeah Right.
The Cracker Boyfriend had a different story. In a sworn recorded statement, the Cracker said the shooting stemmed from a confrontation over his snoring. Crackerette Morin followed him into the bedroom, arguing about his snoring……..and then she pointed the shotgun at his head.
As the Cracker Boyfriend attempted to leave, he heard a loud boom and woke up lying in a pool of blood with excruciating pain coming from his right armpit area. Ouch.
Crackerette Morin was arrested and taken to jail. The Cracker remains hospitalized and is stable.