Cracker Shot for Snoring

Executive Summary:

  • A Florida Crackerette was charged with shooting her Cracker boyfriend with shotgun over his loud snoring
  • Yup, you read that right, the Cracker snored to loudly

Thanks to Sarkes Corner and Sister Cindy Mamelian who specializes on reporting on the Florida Cracker.

Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze.  The Florida Cracker is a peaceful being until they start drinking.  A Cracker under the influence is dangerous.  A Cracker under the influence AND Packing Heat is an accident waiting to happen.

A Florida Crackerette, Lorie Morin, 47, shot her live-in boyfriend with a shotgun during an alcohol fueled argument stemming from his loud snoring.  Crackerette Morin,was charged with attempted murder and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. She remains jailed without bond.

Lori Morin is a Heat Packing Crackerette who drinks too much

Deputies arrived at the home and found Crackerette Morin’s boyfriend lying in a pool of blood at the foot of the bed on the master bedroom floor. He had been shot in the right armpit area.  Ouch

Crackerette Morin told deputies she and her Cracker Boyfriend had been drinking rum and playing rummy.  She told deputies that she was handing her boyfriend her loaded 20-gauge shotgun so she could retrieve a heavy box when it accidentally discharged, striking him.  Yeah Right.

A 20-guage shot gun, the weapon of choice for the Florida Crackerett

The Cracker Boyfriend had a different story.  In a sworn recorded statement, the Cracker said the shooting stemmed from a confrontation over his snoring.  Crackerette Morin followed him into the bedroom, arguing about his snoring……..and then she pointed the shotgun at his head.

As the Cracker Boyfriend attempted to leave, he heard a loud boom and woke up lying in a pool of blood with excruciating pain coming from his right armpit area.  Ouch.

Crackerette Morin was arrested and taken to jail. The Cracker remains hospitalized and is stable.

Picking up Trash While Black

Executive Summary:

  • This is the 10th in the Soon to be Award Winning Series of “XXXX” While Black in America”.  Previous editions documented “Baby Sitting While Black”, “Black and Living in a Luxury Condo”, “Gardening While Black”,  “Cashing a Check While Black”, “Wrestling While Black”, “Calling While Black”, “Waiting for AAA While Black”, “Eating Yogurt While Black”, and “Taking the SAT While Black”
  • In this edition, “Picking Up Trash While Black”, a Black Man picking Up Trash In front Of his own house was confronted by Cops with guns drawn.

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor David Shep Schepers who has a special focus on the Sarkes Corner series Black in America. 

Boulder, Colorado police have launched an internal investigation after several police officers, with guns drawn, confronted a Black man who was picking up trash in front of his own home.

The incident all started when a White Police Officer saw the Black Man sitting in a partially enclosed patio behind a “private property” sign. Possibly the White Police Officer thought Black people can’t live on private property?  Hmmmmm.  The White Police Officer asked the Black Man if he was allowed to be on the property.  Hmmmmmm

The White Police Officer thought something was amiss

The Black Man told the White Police Officer he lived in the building, showing the White Police Officer his identification card, but the White Police Officer still decided to further investigate. 

The White Police Officer requested back up, reporting that the man was uncooperative and didn’t want to put down a blunt object (a harmless claw used to pick up trash). Soon several other White Police Officers were on the scene with their guns drawn.  Hmmmmmmm

A bevy of White Police Officers provided back up

A witness, who said he lived with the Black Man, started yelling at cops:  “Go home.  He’s picking up trash and you have your hand on your gun?”

The Black Man started yelling at the White Police Officers who had guns drawn:  “You’re on my property with a gun in your hand, threatening to shoot me, because I’m picking up trash.  I don’t have a weapon! This is a bucket, this is a clamp.”

Trash Claws, in the hands of a Black Man, could be a weapon

The Black Man continued to defend himself:  “I live here! I’m a resident of this f–king property. I’m picking up garbage from my f–king porch.  Don’t tell me what to f–king do. You guys don’t have a goddamn f–king right to be doing this!”

The incident sparked outrage in the Boulder community, leading to a city council meeting where members grilled the police chief with questions.  Police Chief Greg Testa acknowledged that it is reasonable for officers to draw their guns if they perceive a threat that could result in serious bodily injury or death.  Hmmmmmmmmm

The Founding Fathers, in penning our 2nd Amendment, could never have imagined that a Trash Claw could be used to “Bear Arms”. 

The White Police Officer who first confronted the man with drawn Heat has been placed on administrative leave.

Taking The SAT While Black

Executive Summary:

  • This is the 9th in the Soon to be Award Winning Series of “XXXX” While Black in America”.  Previous editions documented “Baby Sitting While Black”, “Black and Living in a Luxury Condo”, “Gardening While Black”,  “Cashing a Check While Black”, “Wrestling While Black”, “Calling While Black”, “Waiting for AAA While Black” and “Eating Yogurt While Black”
  • In this edition, “Taking SAT While Black”, a Black Student claims she was accused of cheating on SAT after her exam was held for review

A Black Florida high school honors student is fighting back after she says her SAT score was held for review following a Uuuuuuuuuuge increase from a test earlier this year.

Black Student, Kamilah Campbell, 18, is calling on the Educational Testing Service (ETS), which administers the SAT, to release her test so she can be considered by college admissions officers.

Black Student Kamilah Campbell is accused of cheating on the SAT

Black Student Campbell’s lawyer Ben Crump, said: ”ETS’s invalidation of Kamilah’s SAT scores has already had a significant negative impact on her and her family, causing extreme emotional pain and suffering, and threatening her future success.”

Crump went on:  ”In concluding that the only way Kamilah could have improved her score so substantially was by cheating, ETS defamed Kamilah’s character and replaced what should have been appropriate and motivating pride with shame and confusion.”

Crump added in the letter that Campbell, a dancer, is looking to attend Florida State University and invalidating the score “has threatened her ability to pay for college by eliminating her consideration for a Bright Futures Scholarship.”

About two weeks after Campbell took the test on Oct. 6, she received a letter from ETS, a non-profit, saying her exam was flagged for review.

ETS officials told Campbell she scored 1,230, which is more than 300 points higher than when she took the SAT in March, the lawyer said. SAT scores range from 400 to 1,600.

The SAT Test, do they still use pencils today, where do they get the pencils?

Lawyer Crump said his client was told her score was flagged because that big of an improvement “indicated to ETS that she likely had ‘prior knowledge’ of the test.”

Black Student Campbell said she explained to ETS that when she took the SAT in March, she hadn’t prepared, so between March and the October exam, she worked hard to improve, using prep resources and working with tutors.

Of course, the ETS, comprised primarily of Old White Educators, claim that they are not racists.  In a statement, the ETS stated:   “We are consistent in our test security procedures for all students. We analyze multiple factors looking for evidence of score invalidity.  The criteria we use in our test security efforts are not determined by race, ethnicity or any other personal attribute.”

Of course, citing privacy concerns, the ETS would not divulge how may students have been cited for cheating this cycle.

Knowing that she could not beat the Old White Man, Black Student Campbell retook the SAT.  

Speak American

Executive Summary:

  • A White customer at Mexican restaurant swears at the Spanish-speaking Manager

A video showing a white woman swearing at the Hispanic Manager of a Mexican restaurant, The Tampico, in West Virginia for speaking Spanish, went viral over the weekend.

The Tampico Restaurant, scene of the Racist Rant

The White woman, only identified as Jill, shouted at Manager Sergio Budar: “English is our first language, so you need to speak English.  Get the f— out of my country.” 

Bigot Jill makes a scene at the Tampico Restaurant

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did she say?

This reminds Sarkes of Conservative Queen Sarah Palin who wants all people in the USA to “speak American”.  Just think, Queen Sarah could have been one heartbeat away from being our President.  

According to Palin, we should all be speaking “American”

Hispanic Manager Budar, in an interview after the incident said:  “It makes me feel angry, sad. It’s unbelievable that we’re still seeing this kind of behavior to this day,”

Manager Budar, who’s originally from Mexico, told NBC News. “I’ve been living here for almost two decades, and counting. I got my U.S. citizenship while here, but that doesn’t mean that people can’t speak other languages that are not English.”

Manager Sergio Budar is an American Citizen

The man dining with Bigot Jill tried to stop her from shouting stating “these are good people. If you don’t stop being racist, we’re going to leave.  That’s racist. And this man (Manager Budar) takes care of me”.  Bigot Jill’s companion went on saying:   “We’re going to get out of here because you don’t talk to him like that.”  Bravo to Bigot Jill’s companion.  

Manager Budar told Bigot Jill and her companion that he would pay for their meal if they left the restaurant, which they did.

As they left the Bigot Jill replied, “I’m not racist”  Bigot Jill continued:  “

“We are being raped by illegal aliens. F—ing rapist.”  Sarkes wonders if Bigot Jill got that line from the Orange Sombrero.

The Orange Sombrero loves Mexicans and Mexican love him, he “is not a Racist!”

After their Racist Rants, the standard response from the Racist is that “I am not a Racist!”.  So Bigot Jill is not a racist, they never are.  They are just miss interpreted or taken out of context by the Liberal press. 

Cracker Mayor Going to the Hoosegow

Executive Summary:

  • A SWAT team went to a Cracker mayor’s house with a warrant 
  • The Cracker mayor opened fire on the SWAT Team

The mayor of Port Richey, Florida, is lucky he’s not dead after firing two shots at a SWAT team at his house to serve a warrant.

Dale Massad, who was elected mayor in 2015, was arrested by officers from the Florida Department of Law Enforcement (FDLE) and accused of practicing medicine without a license. He now also faces two charges of attempted murder.

Dale Massard, Mayor by day, Doctor by night

No one was hurt at Massad’s home after the predawn incident in which the sheriff’s SWAT officers were assisting FDLE.

According to a complaint affidavit, SWAT officers knocked several times on the front doors of the mayor’s home.  Upon entering the Mayor’s home, a SWAT member set off a flash bang grenade inside the doorway.

The SWAT officers then heard two shots and retreated behind an armored vehicle.  The mayor had a gun in his hand, so officers ordered him to drop the weapon.

Sarkes always says, “Don’t F with a SWAT Team”

Sherrif Ralph Nocco said:  “If somebody is firing at us we have every means and every right to fire back at them.  They did what they thought was appropriate at the time. He’s lucky he’s not dead.”

Authorities said Massad, 68, was in jail Thursday. It is unclear whether he has an attorney. Massad relinquished his medical license in 1992 but was still practicing medicine. Patients were coming to his home, the agency said in a news release.

Mayor / Doctor Massard is in the Hoosegow

“He had performed medical procedures at his residence, with one procedure requiring additional hospital treatment for the patient,” the statement said.

Sheriff Nocco described Massad as a wolf in sheep’s clothing.  “This suspect is a known drug user. This suspect had multiple weapons in his house.  This suspect has a previous history of violence. That’s who we were dealing with today,” said Nocco. “I used to be up in DC area. They had Marion Barry up there. I mean this is Port Richey’s version. I mean he is an individual that you wouldn’t believe would be in office.”

Dale Massard is a Marion Barry Wannabe