Send the KKK to Clean Up DC

Executive Summary

  • Sarkes has connected the Dots where most do not see the Dots
  • The incidence of blatant hatred against people of color and the LGBT Community has increased since the election of the Orange Grand Wizard

Just when Sarkes thought that the run of stories of Rich Old Rural White Bigots had been exhausted, another head scratching story out of Alabama popped up.

The editor of a small-town Alabama newspaper published an editorial calling for “the Ku Klux Klan to night ride again” against “Democrats in the Republican Party (RINOs) and Democrats who are plotting to raise taxes in Alabama.”

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say?

Goodloe Sutton, yes, that is his real name, is the publisher of the Democrat-Reporter newspaper in small town Linden, Alabama.  Sarkes note: it is ironic that the newspaper is named DEMOCRAT-Reporter considering that Alabama is a Bright Red state.

But Sarkes digresses, back on point.

Goodloe Sutton confirmed that he authored a February 14 editorial calling for the return of the white supremacist hate group, the KKK.  Bigot Sutton said:  ”If we could get the Klan to go up there and clean out D.C., we’d all been better off.  Seem like the Klan would be welcome to raid the gated communities up there,” 

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say?

Bigot Goodloe Sutton (yes, that’s his real name)

When asked to elaborate what he meant by “cleaning up D.C.,” Bigot Sutton suggested lynching.  Bigot Sutton Doubled Down: ”We’ll get the hemp ropes out, loop them over a tall limb and hang all of them.” 

Then asked if he felt it was appropriate for the publisher of a newspaper to call for the lynching of Americans, Bigot Sutton Tripled Down on his position.

“I’m not calling for the lynchings of regular white Americans. These are socialist-communists we’re talking about. Do you know what socialism and communism is?”

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say?

Not to be silenced, Bigot Sutton Quadrupled Down: “Democrats in the Republican Party (RINOs) and Democrats are plotting to raise taxes in Alabama. They do not understand how to eliminate expenses when money is needed in other areas. This socialist-communist ideology sounds good to the ignorant, the uneducated, and the simple-minded people.”

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say?

Bigot Sutton at work at his Racist newspaper

When asked if he recognized the KKK as a racist and violent organization, Sutton Quintupled Down, comparing the KKK to the NAACP.  “A violent organization? Well, they didn’t kill but a few people,” Bigot Sutton said. “The Klan wasn’t violent until they needed to be.”

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say?

Editorial Note:  Sarkes, a man of the world, has never heard someone compare the KKK to the NAACP.  

According to Bigot Sutton, the KKK only killed a “few” people

There is no record of the NAACP killing anyone

Bigot Sutton has a history of Racists Editorials.  Past Sutton Hall of Fame Racist editorials include:

On NFL Football Player kneeling during the National Anthem, Sutton wrote: ”Some of the news programs are making a big to-do about black football players kneeling in the stadium.  That’s what black folks were taught to do two hundred years ago, kneel before a white man.”

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say?

Bigot Sutton said that NFL Players were taught to kneel as slaves
Slaves in Alabama kneeling before he White Man

Bigot Sutton has also wrote that President Obama:  “Obama is the Kenyan King.  In Africa, uncivilized tribes still run things”

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say?

Barrack Obama was not only President of the US, but also King of Kenya

Ironically, Bigot Sutton was given the Old Heave Ho and has been replaced by a Black Woman,  Alecia R. Dexter, who has been named the publisher and editor of the Democrat-Reporter. 

Well, there you have it.  Another Rich Old Rural White guy Making America Great Again, one Racist rant at a time.