Your’e Fired!!

Executive Summary:

– The Orange Chetto is clamping down on Illegal Immigration at our Southern Border
– And, even at his Trump International Hotels and Trump Golf Clubs

The Orange Slurrpee is no hypocrite. The Gold Finger is fighting Congress to build a Great Beautiful Wall to protect us from the Illegal Mexican Rapists, Drug Attics, and Gangs that are invading our southern border every day. The Orange Julius is not stopping there. At his Trump International Hotels and Trump Golf Clubs, the Golden Arches is purging any illegal employees that have invaded his properties.

The Orange Duffer has already set a record for most Golf Rounds played while serving as an American President….and in only 2 years!

A dozen immigrant workers at Trump National Golf Club in Westchester County, NY, were fired this month even though Trump Golf Club Managers had known about their legal status for years.

The Manager at the Trump National Golf Club in Westchester County called a dozen immigrant workers into a room and fired them, one by one. A Confidential Source told Sarkes that these firings were taped for a possible new TV Series: “The Immigrant Apprentice”. Each Immigrant was given those now famous words – “YOUR’E FIRED!”

The Golden Globe single handily saved NBC from Bankruptcy with the Greatest Show in TV History, The Apprentice.

Most of the Illegals who invaded the Trump Golf Club had worked there for over 10 years. This is like those Russian Sleeper Cells that invaded the US in the FX TV series “The Americans”. Sarkes Highly recommends you watch the 6 seasons of “The Americans” now showing on Amazon Prime.

But Sarkes digresses, back on point.

The Lawyer for the Illegal Invaders said that Trump Managers knew they had submitted phony documents but looked the other way. This is obviously Fake News and Alternative Facts. Our Commander in Tweets would never engage in any illegal activities. This is another Witch Hunt.

The Orange Traffic Cone has been the victim of countless Witch Hunts.

The heir to the Trump Throne, Eric Trump, depicted the firings to the Post as a normal course of business. “We are making a broad effort to identify any employee who has given false and fraudulent documents to unlawfully gain employment,” he said. “Where identified, any individual will be terminated immediately.”

Eric Trump added: “the system is broken.” Sarkes agrees, it took the Trump Empire over 10 years to seek and purge the Illegal Invaders working at their Trump International Hotels and Golf Courses. Hmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmm, Sarkes always wondered why we focus on the Illegal Invaders who are taking our American jobs and never mention the American Employers who hire the Illegal Invaders. Are the Illegal Invaders smarter than the American Employers?

FIRED, Carlos Lopez fired after 12 years working the grounds at Trump National Golf Club
FIRED, Maria Gonzales fired after 10 years working at the Trump International Hotel