Your’e Fired!!

Executive Summary:

– The Orange Chetto is clamping down on Illegal Immigration at our Southern Border
– And, even at his Trump International Hotels and Trump Golf Clubs

The Orange Slurrpee is no hypocrite. The Gold Finger is fighting Congress to build a Great Beautiful Wall to protect us from the Illegal Mexican Rapists, Drug Attics, and Gangs that are invading our southern border every day. The Orange Julius is not stopping there. At his Trump International Hotels and Trump Golf Clubs, the Golden Arches is purging any illegal employees that have invaded his properties.

The Orange Duffer has already set a record for most Golf Rounds played while serving as an American President….and in only 2 years!

A dozen immigrant workers at Trump National Golf Club in Westchester County, NY, were fired this month even though Trump Golf Club Managers had known about their legal status for years.

The Manager at the Trump National Golf Club in Westchester County called a dozen immigrant workers into a room and fired them, one by one. A Confidential Source told Sarkes that these firings were taped for a possible new TV Series: “The Immigrant Apprentice”. Each Immigrant was given those now famous words – “YOUR’E FIRED!”

The Golden Globe single handily saved NBC from Bankruptcy with the Greatest Show in TV History, The Apprentice.

Most of the Illegals who invaded the Trump Golf Club had worked there for over 10 years. This is like those Russian Sleeper Cells that invaded the US in the FX TV series “The Americans”. Sarkes Highly recommends you watch the 6 seasons of “The Americans” now showing on Amazon Prime.

But Sarkes digresses, back on point.

The Lawyer for the Illegal Invaders said that Trump Managers knew they had submitted phony documents but looked the other way. This is obviously Fake News and Alternative Facts. Our Commander in Tweets would never engage in any illegal activities. This is another Witch Hunt.

The Orange Traffic Cone has been the victim of countless Witch Hunts.

The heir to the Trump Throne, Eric Trump, depicted the firings to the Post as a normal course of business. “We are making a broad effort to identify any employee who has given false and fraudulent documents to unlawfully gain employment,” he said. “Where identified, any individual will be terminated immediately.”

Eric Trump added: “the system is broken.” Sarkes agrees, it took the Trump Empire over 10 years to seek and purge the Illegal Invaders working at their Trump International Hotels and Golf Courses. Hmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmm, Sarkes always wondered why we focus on the Illegal Invaders who are taking our American jobs and never mention the American Employers who hire the Illegal Invaders. Are the Illegal Invaders smarter than the American Employers?

FIRED, Carlos Lopez fired after 12 years working the grounds at Trump National Golf Club
FIRED, Maria Gonzales fired after 10 years working at the Trump International Hotel

Government Serfs, Let Them Eat Cake

Executive Summary:

– The Furlough of Government Employees just ended.…at least for 3 weeks.
– Senior Leaders and Advisers of the Trump Administration are empathetic.

Even though Senior Leaders and Advisers to King Donald I are Billionaires and Millionaires, they are sympathetic to the plight of furloughed Government workers, their Serfs if you will. The Orange Oligarch and his team, which includes the wealthiest Cabinet ever assembled, deliver a full dose of empathy for those Furloughed Government Serfs who live pay check to paycheck. The Orange Lord has assembled a Strong Leadership Team.

These Government Serfs work at the Agriculture Department

The sage advise provided by the Golden Exalted Leader and Senior Staff:

Billionaire Commerce Secretary Wilber Ross questioned why cash-poor Serfs were using food banks instead of taking out loans. “Well, I know they are, and I don’t really quite understand why”. Billionaire Ross provide sage advise for the Government Serf: “The obligations that they would undertake, say borrowing from a bank or a credit union, are, in effect, federally guaranteed. So the 30 days of pay that some people will be out … there’s no real reason why they shouldn’t be able to get a loan against it.”

Billionaire Commerce Secretary Wilber Ross encourages Furloughed Government Serfs to get Loans instead of going to Soup Kitchens and Food Banks.

White House Economic Adviser Millionaire Kevin Hassett said furloughed Serfs who are not getting paid during the government shutdown are “better off” because they didn’t have to use vacation days. Hassett provided a logical analysis: “Huge share of government workers were going to take vacation days, say between Christmas and New Year’s. And then we have a shutdown and so they can’t go to work, and so then they have the vacation but they don’t have to use their vacation days”. Finally, Hassett argues: “And then they come back and then they get their back pay, in some sense they’re better off”.

Economic Adviser Kevin Hassett says Furloughed Government Serfs have a Free Vacation and they are better off not working.

Reelection Campaign Adviser and Donald Trump’s Daughter-in-Law Millionaire Lara Trump had a message for the furloughed Serfs and Serfs working without pay: It will be worth it. Like a mother comforting her suffering children, Lara tells Furloughed Government Serfs: “Listen, it’s not fair to you, and we all get this, but this is so much bigger than any one person. It’s a little bit of pain, but it’s going to be for the future of our country.” Lara concludes: “Future Americans will be grateful for the shutdown. Their children and their grandchildren will thank them for their sacrifice right now.”

Campaign Adviser Lara Trump tells Furloughed Government Serfs that a little pain is good for the country. Lara was poor once and had to wear Genes with holes.

The Orange Billionaire also weighed in on the plight of the Furloughed Government Serf:

“Many furloughed government workers told me they’re fine with not getting paid as long as I secures additional funding for a border wall”.
“Most of the people not getting paid are Democrats.”
“Workers simply need to make adjustments.”
“I love them. I respect them. I really appreciate the great job they’re doing.”
“Banks and Grocery stores will work along with federal employees because they know the people.”

Now that’s Strong Leadership in these trying times. The Orange Monarch just may be Right when he declares that he has accomplished more in 2 years than any other President in History, History.

President Trump is providing Strong Leadership during the Government Shutdown

US Ambassador to France Millionaire Marie Antoinette believes that the Furloughed Government Serf will be fine. Her advise: “Let Them Eat Cake”.

Marie Antoinette believes that Furloughed Government Serfs will be fine just eating Cake.
A Government Serf enjoying his cake.

Another Senseless Mass Shooting

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes uses his newly created Mass Shooting Standard Form.

– This time, a Bank in Sebring, FL. Sebring is 99 miles north of Sarkeses hometown of Bonita Springs, FL…….too close for comfort.

Another Mass Murder by a White Man Packing Heat has happened. In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) SEBRING, FL.

The Mass Murder happened at a (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) SUNTRUST BANK.

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) ONLY 5 INNOCENT PEOPLE WERE MURDERED THIS TIME.

The Mass Murderer, angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) 21 YEAR OLD ZEPHAN XAVER, HATED PEOPLE.

Angry White Man Mass Murderer Zephan Xaver.

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police, Surrendered to Police) SURRENDERED TO POLICE.

Shortly after the Mass Murder:
– A spokesman for the NRA said: “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
– President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guard in the (BANK), the results would have been far better.”
– The President of the NRA said: “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.”
– A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said: “These Mass Murders with Semi-Automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom”
– Countless Politicians said: “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
– Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said: “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder by an Angry White Man Packing Heat. Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should make reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.

Young Cracker in Training

Executive Summary:

– A Cracker Family was pulled over by Tallahassee Police
– A Cracker Toddler walks over to police with hands up

Sarkes thanks Canadian neighbor Dennis Parras for this story that has gone viral. You see, Dennis, a Canadian, lives in the same gated community as Sarkes and is insulated from the Florida Cracker. As such, Sarkes had to provide a personal, detailed, explanation of this story. Canadians do not understand the Cracker.

Sarkes asks you to see the viral video of this Cracker / Police confrontation by putting the following into your Browser: “Florida Toddler gets out of car with hands up”. This is evidence that Sarkes cannot make this stuff up.

The story:

A toddler in a pickup truck, the vehicle of choice for the Florida Cracker, that was stopped by police in Tallahassee complied with officers’ demands to exit the vehicle with her hands up, even though she was only two years old, two!

Video of the incident has gone viral. The video shows police officers pointing their guns at the truck and yelling at its occupants “Put your hands in the air” and “Get out of the truck.”

Lowly and Beholy, the toddler then follows the police officer’s instructions, walking over to police officers with her arms in the air. An officer meets the girl and picks her up.

The Infant Crackerette followed Policeman’s orders
More Infant Crackertte, what a good little girl, cute

Police Chief Michael DeLeo said officers had been responding to a report of a shoplifting incident in which a gun was seen. Tallahassee officers pulled over the suspect’s truck.

Among those inside the truck were 2 Crackers, a Crackerette, and two infant Crackers a 2-year-old girl and 1-year-old boy.

Unexpectedly, the two-year-old infant Crackerette climbed out of the truck and imitated her parents by walking to the officers with her hands raised.
The bodycam footage shows a police officer talking sweetly to the girl as she walked away from the pickup truck.

“Sweetie, you put your hands down. You’re fine. You’re fine. C’mon to Mommy,” the officer said. A pellet gun was found in the back seat of the vehicle where the toddler was sitting. It’s unknown at this time if the toddler Cracker owned the pellet gun.

Crackers Chad Bom and James McMullen were arrested on shoplifting charges.

Sarkes Analysis:

“Many People Say”, Sarkes, what a sad story. These Florida Cracker Criminals put their infant children in harms way by committing a crime and then exposing their infant children to armed police.

Sarkes warns, don’t jump to conclusions. Sarkes connects Dots were most cannot even see the Dots. Such is the case here.

Sarkes connects Dots when most cannot see the Dots

Dot 1: Crackers all Pack Heat, so even though the gun used in this crime was a Pellet Gun, store employees, and Police, had to assume that the Perp Crackers had real heat.

Dot 2: Florida Crackers are usually on the lower end of the Socio, Economic, and Intelligence Food Chains and are benchmarks for the expression “Crime does not pay” and are often caught red handed.

Dot 3: Yes, while Crackers Pack Heat and Drink heavily, they are not necessarily bad parents. Crackers, like normal people, love their children.

Sarkes Connects these Dots: You see, while on the surface, it looks like these Crackers were bad parents, putting their infant children in harms way, they are actually Benchmark Parents for other Florida Crackers and Crackerettes with infant Children.

You see, these Cracker Parents obviously had trained their infant daughter to get out of the car with “Hands Up” when facing heavily armed police. You see, its not an IF, but a WHEN…….some day, this infant Crackerette grow up and will run afoul with the law. WHEN that happens, she will be well prepared to put her “Hands Up”.

A Florida Cracker, Hands Up
A Florida Crackerette, Hands Up

No, Sarkes cannot make this stuff up.

Sarkes is running for President in 2020

Executive Summary:

– Today, Monday, January 21, Sarkes is in WDC, The Swamp, visiting granddaughter Baby Adds
– In this appropriate setting, Sarkes hereby officially announces that he will run for President in 2020

Well, Sarkes really tried to avoid this but has no choice. Sarkes declares that our current government is not working and wholesale changes are needed. Our House and Senate, Both Dems and GOPs, have paralyzed our government and the Giant Orange Earth Brain is ruling only for his Base; uneducated, underemployed, rural, white folk. It is now time for change.

Sarkes cannot do this alone. Sarkes is calling for:
– Americans MUST vote out ALL incumbents in the House and Senate in 2020
– Americans MUST vote for Sarkes for President in 2020

“Many People Say” Sarkes, you are on record that since you have retired from Boeing, you want to be a JAFO (Just Another F – – – ing Observer). Isn’t running for President anything but being a JAFO?

Sarkes Responds: While it’s true that Sarkes wants to be a JAFO in retirement, he is putting those plans on hold for the good of the county. In fact, Sarkes won the coveted Leadership Magazine’s 2018 Man of the Year Award.

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“Many People Say” Sarkes, its about time, but what is your Platform?

Sarkes Responds: Sarkes is running as an Independent on the Sarkes Independent Party. Sarkes will self impose a term limit. Sarkes will serve only 1 term as President.

The Platform of the Sarkes Independent Party is in development, but there are 2 Planks already established.

Sarkes Independent Party Plank 1 – Organization

Sarkes WILL NOT have a Cabinet. Rather, Sarkes will have a small cadre of Generals which will create The Sarkes Tribunal. Sarkes IS NOT smarter than the Generals. In fact, there are a bevy of Generals available to serve on Sarkeses Tribunal now that the Orange Commandant has given them all the Old Heave Ho.

Sarkeses Tribunal, all Generals

No Government offices / departments (State, Defense, etc) people will be eliminated. Rather, the Government offices / departments will be delegated authority to serve the people of the US. Over site of these Government offices / departments will be provided by The Sarkes Tribunal.

Sarkes may need to start his Presidential term with a Sarkes Tribunal consisting of all Old White Male Generals, but Sarkes is committed to finding some Generals who are Women, Black, Brown, Yellow, and Red…………..surely some of these Generals exist………….don’t they?

Sarkes Independent Party Plank 2 – Build The Wall

Sarkes will build a Wall on BOTH our Southern and Northern Border. The Sarkes Wall will be a Big UGLY Wall and will cover the entire Southern and Northern borders.

The Sarkes Big UGLY Wall will cost the US Tax Payers little to NO tax dollars. “Many People Say”, Sarkes, are you on Meth? How can you build a Border wall that will not be paid by the Taxpayers.

Simple, the Sarkes Big UGLY Wall will be built entirely of used tires; car tires, truck tires, tractor tires, any and all tires.

You see, over 250 MILLION used tires must be recycled every year in the US. Sarkeses friend and neighbor, Jim Helgeson, Owner and CEO of Riley Park Tires in Greenfield, IN, is a Tire Expert, and tells Sarkes that his company pays between $2.00 and $35.00 for each tire, depending on the size of the tire, to recycle. Of course, this cost is transferred to the consumer as a “Disposal Fee”.

Tire Dealers all across America pay MILLIONS, MILLIONS, to recycle old Tires

Under Sarkeses plan, instead of paying between $2.00 and $35.00 per tire to recycle, Tire companies all over America will send their used tires to the Southern and Northern Borders to build the Sarkes Big Ugly Wall.

The Liberal Press Fake News Media have challenged Sarkes about his plan to build the Sarkes Big Ugly Wall out of used tires. Here are their questions:

Question: Sarkes, you said the Sarkes Big Ugly Wall will not cost the Taxpayers anything, how can that be?

Sarkes Answers: The used tires will be transported to the Southern and Northern Borders by US Military Transport Trucks. You see, the Military is already funded and properly equipped. And, the Navy CB’s will build the Wall. Tire Dealers all over America will save Billions of Dollars in recycle costs, Billions, and these savings will be TRICKLED DOWN to consumers. This is a Win, Win, Win.

The US Military has plenty of Trucks to move the Tires

Question: But Sarkes, won’t a tire wall be easy to breech?

Sarkes Answers: Quite the opposite, the Sarkes Big Ugly Wall be designed to make it virtually impossible breech. The tires will be strategically piled so the Evil Doer who is invading our country will either give up or fall thru to the bottom of the tire pile. If the Evil Doer falls thru to the bottom of the tire wall, they will be extracted and sent back to their homeland.

A Prototype of the Sarkes Big Ugly Wall made of Used Tires

Question: Sarkes, you said that the Big Ugly Wall will be “virtually” impossible to breech. What will Customs & Border Protection do if someone does happen to breech the wall?

Sarkes Answers: Sarkes, a benevolent Leader, is so confident that his Big Ugly Wall of tires will NOT be breeched, that he will give any illegal, without a criminal record, IMMEDIATE Citizenship and a great paying job at a Roofing Company or Landscaper if they breech the Big Ugly Wall.

Sarkes offers immediate citizenship and a job to any who breech the Big Ugly wall

Last Question: Sarkes, will the Big Ugly Wall be able to protect against the Caravans of Illegals that we have recently experienced.

Sarkes Answers: Now Sarkes knows that this will be controversial, but if America is invaded by a Caravan of Illegals, our Customs & Border Protection officers will set that section of the Big Ugly Tire Wall on fire. Have you ever seen a Tire fire? This will repel and turn around the Caravan. The Sarkes Big Ugly Wall can then be easily repaired.

Caravans of Illegals will not be able to breech the Big Ugly Wall
The Big Ugly Wall can be lit to repel Caravans of Illegals

More Planks of the Sarkes Independent Party will be published when established.

Until then, spread the word. Sarkes for President in 2020. Help Sarkes save America.

Eating Frozen Yogurt While Black

Executive Summary:

– This is the 8th in the Soon to be Award Winning Series of “XXXX” While Black in America”. Previous editions documented “Baby Sitting While Black”, “Black and Living in a Luxury Condo”, “Gardening While Black”, “Cashing a Check While Black”, “Wrestling While Black”, “Calling While Black” and “Waiting for AAA While Black”

– In this edition, “Eating Frozen Yogurt While Black” describes another head-shaking confrontation.

A Black Air Force Veteran, Byron Ragland, was told To “Move Along” by Seattle Police for sitting inside a Seattle Frozen Yogurt shop. “They asked for my ID. They told me the manager had been watching me and wanted me to move along.”

Black Man Byron Ragland, same as Whites, Blacks like Frozen Yogurt

Black Man Ragland is a nine-year U.S. Air Force veteran who entered a Seattle frozen yogurt shop last week with a White Woman and her White Son. Ragland is a court-appointed special advocate and a visitation supervisor, and his job is to supervise visitation for adults who have lost custody of their children.

Frozen Yogurt got Black Man Ragland the Old Heave Ho

On the day in question, the White Son wanted ice cream so Ragland drove all three of them to a frozen yogurt franchise called Menchie’s. The trio was at the store for about 90 minutes when two Kirkland police officers arrived and asked Ragland to “move along.”

Menchie’s Yogurt Shop, scene of the Crime

“They asked me to leave,” Ragland said recounting the incident with a reporter from The Seattle Times. “They asked for my ID. They told me the manager had been watching me and wanted me to move along.”

Store owner Ramon Cruz, a Brown Man, placed the 911 call on behalf of his White employees. “They’re kind of scared because he looks suspicious,” Cruz tells the 911 dispatcher. “All he does is look at his phone, look at them, look at his phone, look at them.”

Brown Man Cruz tells the dispatcher that Ragland is African American, and the store has had problems recently with the homeless shooting drugs in his bathroom. Based on this data from Brown Man Cruz, Sarkes presumes that the homeless in Seattle are Black.

the Homeless in Seattle must be Black

Black Man Ragland said he’s used to people questioning why he, a Black Man, is with White families, and would’ve offered an explanation, had someone asked. However, no one asked him. Instead, officers arrived and forced him, along with the White Woman and White Son to leave.

Brown Owner Cruz alleges the call had nothing to do with race because Ragland was sitting adjacent to the mother and son. “This is not racial profiling, though,” Cruz said. I experience the same thing. It was a misunderstanding, which sometimes do happen.”

Uh, what, hey, hmmmmm, are you kidding me, mm m mm mm m.

Trump verses The Generals

Executive Summary:

– The Orange Commandant has won the war with the generals

During the Republican Primary for the 2016 Presidential Election, the Golden Exalted Leader systematically eliminated 16 other GOP candidates on his way to winning the Presidential election by the largest margin in US History, History!

During the Republican Primary and later, the Orange Generali unleashed a vicious attack on the Generals of our United Stated Military. Notable quotes from the Golden Admiral about our Generals:

– “I know more about ISIS than the generals do, Believe me.”
– “The Generals don’t know much because they’re not winning,”
– (American Generals) “have been reduced to rubble. They have been reduced to a point where it’s embarrassing to our country.”
– “There’s nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.”
– “I would have made a great General”

Gerneralimisio Donald Trump in full General’s Regatta

So it was somewhat surprising that when the Orange Oligarch put his Senior Leadership Team and Cabinet together, he selected several high-profile Generals. The act of selecting ignorant and ineffective Generals for his Cabinet is evidence that the Golden Palomino is a kind, benevolent Leader, giving the ignorant and ineffective Generals a chance for redemption.

Alas, the Orange Einstein should have followed his initial instinct, after all, he is “a very stable genius”. The ignorant and ineffective Generals have now gotten the Old Heave Ho.

Trumps Generals got the Old Heave Ho

Sarkes takes inventory of the ignorant and ineffective Generals:

General 1: Retired three star Lt. Gen. Mike Flynn was selected as the National Security Adviser. Flynn became a senior advisor to the Orange Emperor during his presidential campaign and served as the National Security Advisor from January 23 to February 13, 2017. Flynn resigned after information surfaced that he had misled the FBI and Vice President Pence about the nature and content of his communications with Commie Ambassador to the U.S. Sergy Kislvak. Flynn’s tenure of just 24 days is the shortest in the office’s history.

Disgraced, Ignorant and Ineffective General Michael Flynn

General 2: After Flynn was forced out of the White House, Lt. Gen. H.R. McMaster assumed the role of national security adviser. McMaster remained on active duty as a lieutenant general while serving as National Security Advisor, and retired in May 2018. McMaster resigned as National Security Advisor on March 22, 2018.

Ignorant and Ineffective General H. R. McMaster

General 3: General Francis Kelly is a retired Marine Corps General who served as the White House Chief of Staff for the Golden Exalted Leader. Kelly was selected as the Secretary of Homeland Security. Kelly earned a reputation for being an aggressive enforcer of immigration law. After six months, he was selected to replace Reince Priebus as White House Chief of Staff in an attempt to bring more stability to the White House. Over time the Trump / Kelly bromance fizzled, and Kelly, no longer on speaking terms with the President, left as chief of staff at the end of December 2018.

Ignorant and Ineffective General John Kelly

General 4: General James Norman Mattis (Maddog) served as the Secretary of Defense from January 2017 until December 2018. He resigned over policy differences with the Orange 5 Star on troop withdrawals from Afghanistan. Maddog is a retired Marine Corp General who served in the Persian Gulf War, War in Afghanistan and the Iraq War. Maddog occasionally voiced his disagreement with certain Golden Goliath’s administration policies, opposing the proposed withdrawal from the Iran nuclear deal and budget cuts. The Orange Marmalade believed that Maddog was really a Democrat.

Ignorant and Ineffective General Maddog Mattis was a Democrat

General 5: Admiral William Harry McRaven is a former Navy officer who last served as commander of the US Special Operations Command from August 8, 2011, to August 28, 2014. Chris Wallace, of Fox News Fair and Balanced, asked the Golden Commandant about retired Adm. Bill McRaven’s comments that his attacks on the news media were “the greatest threat to democracy in my lifetime.” The Orange Oligarch told Wallace that McRaven was a “Hillary fan,” and when Wallace pointed out that McRaven was the architect of the raid that killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan in 2011, the Golden Goliath said, “Wouldn’t it have been nice if we got Osama bin Laden a lot sooner than that, wouldn’t it have been nice?”

Ignorant and Ineffective, Hillary Fan, Admiral William Harry McRaven took too long to catch Osama bin Laden

General 6: Stanley McChrystal, led Joint Special Operations Command during the Iraq War and had turned it into one of the most efficient killing machines in history. McChrystal later resigned as the commander of the Afghan War in 2010 following disparaging remarks that some officers on his staff had made to a Rolling Stone reporter about top officials working for President Barack Obama. In an interview with ABC, McChrystal described Trump as both immoral and dishonest. The Orange Counterpuncher tweeted: ”’General’ McChrystal got fired like a dog by Obama. Last assignment a total bust. Known for big, dumb mouth. Hillary lover!”

Ignorant and Ineffective General Stanley McCrystal is a Hillary Lover, total bust, and dumb as a Dog

Sarkes understands that many Americans were skeptical when the Orange Pinocchio said that he was smarter than all of our Generals. Just think of how much more the Golden Exhaled Leader could have accomplished if he had Generals like Patton or Ike.

Trump needs Generals like General George Patton, a Real Mans Man

Waiting For AAA While Black

Executive Summary:

– This is the 7th in the Soon to be Award Winning Series of “XXXX” While Black in America”. Previous editions documented “Baby Sitting While Black”, “Black and Living in a Luxury Condo”, “Gardening While Black”, “Cashing a Check While Black”, “Wrestling While Black”, and “Calling While Black”

– In this edition, “Waiting For AAA While Black” describes another head-shaking confrontation.

Two Black Women, Chele Garris and her sister Leisa Garris, were waiting for AAA when a White Woman, Susan Westwood, approached them in a dark parking lot in Charlotte, NC. White Woman Westwood proceeded to rant a racially-tinged message straight out of the Jim Crow era. Younger subscribers to Sarkes Corner may need to Google “Jim Crow Era” to understand.

Young readers of Sarkes Corner need to read up on the Jim Crowe era

The two Black Women are residents of an apartment complex in one of the city’s most exclusive White neighborhoods. White Woman Westwood said: “This is Myers Park. What are you doing hanging out here on a Friday night?” Westwood went on to say “I am white and hot. So what are you doing here?” Of course, this last quote made no sense. The attached picture validates that racist Westwood is, indeed, White.

White Woman Susan Westwood is Hot and NOT a Racist

Black Woman Garris’s night had started to sour even before Westwood sauntered up. She was visiting her Black sister, Leisa, but when she went to go home, her car would not start. The Black Sisters got on the phone with AAA, but the call was interrupted by White Woman Westwood’s meandering tirade.

The Black Garris Sisters live in a White neighborhood in North Carolina

The Black Garris Sisters used their cellphone to record the moment while waiting for a tow truck.

But the Garris sisters’ encounter went beyond an uncomfortable moment for a Black person in a public space, as White Woman Westwood escalated to profanity, racial stereotypes then threats.

First White Woman Westwood asked, “Is your boyfriend here? Is your baby daddy here?” Repeatedly, White Woman Westwood raised her cellphone in a mocking tone: “Mmm, girl girl, I got you. I got you girl, girl.” White Woman Westwood demanded to know where the Black women lived and screamed, “You’re not going to sell drugs here!”

Finally, White Woman Westwood warned the Black Sisters that it could be dangerous hanging out in the mostly white neighborhood.

Of course, White Woman Westwood claims that: “I am NOT a Racist”. Of course she is not a Racist, who would expect 2 Black Women to live in a Luxury Apartment in a Lily White Neighborhood. Again, none of the White people in these “XXXX” While Black in America” are Racist………Hmmmmmmmmmmm, Sarkes sees a trend here.

Alas, things did not work out so well for White Woman Westwood. She was fired from her job at Spectrum and faces criminal charges after video footage, taken by the Black Sisters, showed her drunkenly shouting racist abuse at two black sisters. 

When asked about the incident, a Spokesperson for AAA stated: “AAA was not involved in the incident between Susan Westwood and the Garris sisters, Chele and Leisa. AAA provides a wide range of high quality Travel, Insurance, and Roadside Assistance services. AAA is also an equal opportunity employer.”

AAA provides quality services for both Blacks and Whites…….and Browns and Yellows and Reds

Fisticuffs at McDonalds

Executive Summary:

– A new plastic straw law in Florida had unexpected consequences when a Florida Cracker lashed out at a worker at a McDonalds in St. Petersburg

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributors friend Chuckie Kofron and sister Cindy Mamelian for this story about another fisticuffs involving a Florida Cracker.

A Florida Cracker, Daniel Taylor, had just received his order at a McDonald’s in St. Petersburg. Cracker Taylor became upset when there weren’t any plastic straws out at the condiment station. He walked back to the counter and got in a heated argument with a McDonald Associate,Yasmine James, about the straws. Cracker Taylor then reached over the counter and grabbed the Associate James.

Cracker Daniel Taylor got all worked up over a straw

A city ordinance went into effect on January 1 that requires customers to ask for straws. It’s a way for businesses to adjust before a ban on single-use plastic straws takes effect in January 2020. Since reading is not a strong suit of the Florida Cracker, Cracker Taylor was probably unaware of the ordinance.

Cracker Taylor, demanding that Straws be placed in the condiment station, started yelling that the employees weren’t doing their jobs. Associate James tried to tell Cracker Taylor that they are not allowed to have straws in the lobby but he could get one upon request. Cracker Taylor, a Philadelphia Lawyer, told the Associate James that there was no such law.

McDonalds Restaurant, the scene of the crime

Cracker Taylor continued his heated exchange with the Associate James exchanging words laced with profanity. Cracker Taylor then reached across the counter and grabbed Associate James and hit her.

Cracker Taylor grabbed Associate James by her shirt and pulled her close to his face. In response, Associate James started whaling on the man, punch after punch. Like a fight at a Hockey game, Cracker Taylor and Associate James gripped onto each other and would not let go. Fists flew and so did expletives.

Hockey fights are all show, no blows

Like a referee at a Hockey Game, it took other McDonalds Employees almost 30 seconds to separate Cracker Taylor and Associate James as they continue to wail on each other. After being pulled from Cracker Taylor’s grip, Associate James yelled and cursed as she was led away by a colleague.

Cracker Taylor, obviously believing he was innocent, shouted, “I want her a** fired right now.”

Associate James responded: ”No, you’re going to go to jail. You put your hands on me first,” she yelled, clapping her hands together.

Cracker Taylor hurled more profanities at her, saying he was just trying to ask a question. Another McDonald’s employee asked him to leave.
Before leaving the restaurant Cracker Taylor kicked another employee, Tatiana Bell, in the stomach as she stood near the exit. Ouch

Associate James was not injured, according to the affidavit. Associate Bell, the employee who was kicked in the stomach, complained of pain afterward.

Soon after the incident, Cracker Taylor called the police from a couple miles down the road to complain that he’d been hit repeatedly in the head. Now that takes balls. When the officers arrived, they recognized Cracker Taylor from the video at McDonald’s and took him into custody. Cracker Taylor
was arrested on two charges of simple battery.

A statement issued by Ronald McDonald stated: “Our highest priority is always the safety and well-being of our employees and customers at our restaurants. We have been in contact with the police department and are fully cooperating with their investigation.”

Ronald McDonald is concerned about the safety and well being of employees and customers

The Golden Arches, the number 1 customer of McDonalds, tweeted:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – January 7 @ 3:15AM

I support McDonalds 1000 percent on this one. While Daniel Taylor is part of my base, his behavior was unacceptable and was a disruption to other customers waiting for their Great Big Mac or Quarter Pounder with Cheese. Lock Him Up, Lock Him Up, Lock Him Up.

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – January 7 @4:24AM

Did you see the video where McDonalds employee Tatiana Bell beat the crap out of Daniel Taylor. Not bad for a small Black girl. I am a Counterpuncher and Tatiana Bell did a great job Counterpunching. Blacks Love Me!!!!

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – January 7@ 5:13AM
Even though I love my Big Macs and Quarter Pounders with Cheese and of course McDonalds Fries, I am still the healthiest President in History, of all time. No one has the right to interfere with my right to get a great sandwich from McDonalds. Sometimes I order a DOUBLE Quarter Pounder with Cheese. Tasty

The Golden Arches loves his Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Shots Fired, Cracker Down, Sea Turtles Safe

Executive Summary:

– A 72 year old Environmentalist was shot in the hip at a Lauderdale-by-the-Sea Beach while defending a sea turtle’s nest.

-Alas, the Environmentalist was shot with his own gun!

Sarkes is taking a brief respite from the rash of stories of “XXX while Black in America” series. While the evidence is clear, that Blacks are being targeted by Whites for doing everyday tasks, Blacks are not alone as victims of the far Right, in this story, Environmentalists and Sea Turtles are targeted.

Sea Turtles are beautiful creatures and are an endangered species

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor Dr. Kristen Leadbetter, Sarkeses niece, for this story out of South Florida. It seems that Dr. Leadbetter, between patients, is always on the look out for a Sarkes Corner worthy article.

This story is a clashing of several diverse worlds: Inebriated Crackers, Environmentalists, Packing Heat, and Sea Turtles. When these worlds collide, there can only be tragedy.

Some of you may know that dedicated volunteers work the beaches of Florida to save the Sea Turtles who are an endangered species. These volunteers are trained to find Sea Turtle nests. Once found, the nests are roped off so as not to be disturbed by the beach-going public. For those of you city slickers, the process used to rope off the Sea Turtle nests looks like Crime Scene Tape at the scene of a city murder.

A Sea Turtle Nest roped off like a Big City murder scene

Every day the Sea Turtle Environmentalist volunteers check the nests and, when the time is right, help the baby Sea Turtles traverse the beach and into the Gulf of Mexico or the Atlantic Ocean.

We all know that Right Wing Conservatives have taken one painful loss after another the past year or so:
– The Supreme Court has upheld Obama Care and Same Sex Marriage
– the Confederate Battle Flag has been removed form flag poles and stores everywhere, statues of Confederate Heroes taken down
– continued attacks on Roe v Wade are being defeated in the courts
– the 19 Children Duggar television show has been taken off the air

With all of these Right Wing Conservative setbacks weighing on him, an inebriated Florida Cracker, Michel McAullife, found another minority to attack; the Environmental Volunteers who save the Sea Turtles. Cracker McAullife came across 2 Sea Turtle volunteers and verbally accosted them shouting: “I hate sea turtle people. You’re all f—ing crazy,”

Cracker Michel McAullife hates Sea Turtles and Sea Turtle Volunteer Environmentalists

Since this is Florida, the Gunshine State, the Inebriated Cracker should not have been surprised when the Sea Turtle Environmentalist, Stan Pannaman, was Packing Heat and pulled out his Heat. A struggle ensued and Cracker McAullife took control of the gun and shot the Sea Turtle Environmentalist.

Sea Turtle Environmentalist, Stan Pannaman, packs Heat, but is not too quick

Wow, this is a Stand Your Ground Case for the ages. Who is at fault, the Sea Turtle Environmentalist who pulled out his Heat or the Cracker who took the Heat away and shot the Sea Turtle Environmentalist? Actually, this was not a fair fight. A Young Cracker like Mcaullfe, even when inherited, can whip an Old Environmentalist any day, not a fair fight.

The Orange Environmentalist weighed in on this in another classic set of Tweeters:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – January 3 @ 3:56AM
The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive. Sea Turtles ARE NOT Endangered. I have run over several Sea Turtles on my Championship Golf Course in Mir-a-Lago. They are everywhere!!!!!!!!

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – January 3 @ 4:17AM
Just out – the POLAR ICE CAPS are at an all time high, the POLAR BEAR population has never been stronger. Sea Turtles are multiplying like Rabbits. Where the hell is global warming? FAKE NEWS!!!!

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – January 3 @ 4:49AM
Sea Turtle Environmentalist are on a Which Hunt. Almost all of them are Democrats and Dumb as a Rock. What would you expect from them.

The Orange Environmentalist and his Boy Toy Vlads Putin on the Beach in Crimea.

Sakes ponders who will be the next minority target of the Right Wing Conservatives after their recent defeats against; The Poor, Hispanics, Women, The LGBT community, and Sea Turtle Environmentalists……….Whose next?

Shots Fired, Sea Turtle Environmentalist Down, Sea Turtles Safe in their Nests