Is Sarkes Guilty of a Conspiracy and COLLUSION?

Executive Summary:

– Before Sarkes and Staff went on Assignment to Cuba, he published a story about a possible Ethics violation by US Representative Elect Abigail Spanberger

– It now appears that Sarkes may have had a Conflict of Interest, but COLLUSION?

A recent Sarkes Corner had reported that Congress Women Elect Abigail Spanberger, Democrat VA, had self reported a possible Ethics violation for helping her daughter sell Girl Scout Cookies. Spanberger was ultimately cleared of any Ethics violations by the House Ethics committee.

Congress Women Elect Abigail Spanberger and Daughter selling Girl Scout Cookies

Sarkes had commented that it was refreshing that a Female Congress Women was concerned about the Ethics of helping her daughter sell Thin Mints, Tag Alongs and Savannah’s when recent House Ethics violations were perpetrated by Rich, Old, White Guys for P-Grabbing and Financial wrong-doings (reference Duncan Hunter, Chris Collins, Blake Farenhold, and Timothy Murphy).

While on Assignment in Cuba, Sarkes received a call on his Sarkes Corner Burner Phone from his Source in the White House, LEAKER. Sarkes had assumed LEAKER was going to provide scoop on the recent Rats fleeing the White House staff (Haley, Sessions, Kelly, etc) or the nomination of the Big Breasted, Tight Skirt Wearing, Fox News Babe Heather Nauert as our next Ambassador to the UN.

Boy, was Sarkes wrong. LEAKER called to give Sarkes a heads-up that the Orange Marmalade had directed the FBI Director, Christopher Wray, to start an investigation on a potential Conflict of Interest against Sarkes, AND that Sarkes had COLLUDED to get Abigail Spanberger elected.

It seems that while Sarkes was publishing the story about Congress Women Elect Abigail Spanberger, Sarkeses Granddaughter Addison (Baby Adds) had been out campaigning for Congress Women Elect Abigail Spanberger. In fact, the Golden Pinocchio also claims that Baby Adds bought several boxes of Girl Scout Cookies from Congress Women Elect Abigail Spanberger.

Baby Adds Campaigning for Abigail Spanberger
Baby Adds often helps Sarkes create Sarkes Corner

While this all looks suspicious, Sarkes is furious and adamant, shouting “there was NO collusion by Sarkes with the election of Abigail Spanberger!!!!”

Sarkes, incensed that his reputation was being besmirched, went on a Tweeter Rant:

Sarkes@realSarkes – December 11 @3:45AM
“The FBI will NOT find a Smocking Gun tying Sarkes to the election of Abigail Spanberger. No Smocking Gun…No Collusion. This is a total Witch Hunt”

Sarkes@realSarkes – December 11 @4:11AM
“Sarkes and Sarkes Corner has accomplished more than any other U.S. News Source in 5 years of existence, & we are having a great time doing it! All of this despite the Fox News reporting that Sarkes COLLUDED to get Abigail Spanberger elected. This is a total Witch Hunt!!!, FAKE NEWS”

Sarkes@realSarkes – December 11@5:02AM
“The FBI and the 17 Angry Democrats will find NO COLLUSION because there was NO COLLUSION with Sarkes or Sarkeses granddaughter, Baby Adds, to elect Abigail Spanberger.”

Sakes@realSarkes – December 11@5:23AM
“The fact that the FBI is targeting Baby Adds is deplorable. What kid does not like Girl Scout Cookies? Baby Adds particularly enjoys Tagalongs, Trefoils, and Do-Si-Dos. Is that COLLUSION? If so, everyone who bought Girl Scout Cookies is guilty of COLLUSION.”

Like all children, Baby Adds enjoys Cookies