Using a Phone While Black

Executive Summary:

– This is the 6th in the Soon to be Award Winning Series of “XXXX” While Black in America”. Previous editions documented “Baby Sitting While Black”, “Black and Living in a Luxury Condo”, “Gardening While Black”, “Cashing a Check While Black”, and “Wrestling While Black”

– In this edition, “Using a Phone While Black” describes another head-shaking confrontation.

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Special Correspondent David Shep Schepers as he digs deeper into the increasing incidents of Being Black in America. Is it a coincidence that these cases of Being Black in America have exponentially increased since the Election of the Orange Grand Wizard?

Sarkes, a renowned Statistician, can make an inference with only one data point. Black Americans being harassed for doing daily mundane tasks has produced 6 data points, 6, in short order! It’s clear to Sarkes that the data indicates that latent racists have been empowered to crawl out from under their rocks and act on their true beliefs.

White Supremacists are crawling out from under their rocks and practicing blatant racism

Now don’t misunderstand Sarkes. Sarkes does not blame the Orange Ameba for this rash of racial incidents. After the Golden Fuhrer called African countries “Shitholes”, the Orange MLK told reporters: “I am not a racist. I am the least racist person you have ever interviewed”.

Trump is not a Racist, Blacks love Him

Since the Golden Pinocchio does not lie to the American public, Sarkes can only conclude that White Supremacists have misunderstood the Orange Commander in Tweets as license to discriminate against people of color. After all, many White Supremacists are uneducated, underemployed, rural White Folk, and are not too bright.

But back on point.

A black guest at an Oregon hotel, Jermaine Massey, was a victim of racial profiling after the police were called as he made a phone call in the hotel lobby. He ultimately was forced to give up his room and leave the hotel.

Black Man Jermaine Massey, making a call while Black

Jermaine Massey was in Portland to see Black Rapper Travis Scott perform when, after the concert, he got a call from his mother on the East Coast. Because of the late hour of her call, he said that he suspected that it may be an emergency so he found a remote area in the DoubleTree Hotel’s lobby and answered the call.

Black Rapper Travis Scott

While taking the call, a White Security Guard, identified only as “Earl,” approached Black Man Massey and told him that he is no longer welcome at the hotel and that police have been called.

DoubleTree Hotel in Portland, the scene of the crime

Black Man Massey stated: “I needed some privacy, I had a family emergency going on and this gentleman decided to come over here and harass me and ask me where I was staying,” Massey showed the hotel manager, identified as Luis, his hotel room key.

When Black Man Massey questioned the security guard about why he was confronted about being in the lobby and while other guests weren’t similarly questioned, the White Security Guard told him that it was because he was loitering.

The Portland Police confirmed that officers responded to a call about a trespasser at the hotel that Black Man Massey was asked to gather his personal items from his room and leave.

In the spirt of all P-Grabblers who are caught Red Handed, White Man Paul Peralta, the general manager of the Portland Doubletree, said in a statement that “we sincerely apologize to Mr. Massey for his treatment this past weekend, and deeply regret the experience he endured,” adding, “It was unacceptable and contrary to our values, beliefs and how we seek to treat all people who visit our hotel.”

The hotel employees involved in the encounter were placed on leave during the investigation. Later, both racist employees were terminated.

It appears that if you are in the Lobby of the Doubletree Hotel in Portland and are White, you are OK. If you are Black, you must be loitering.

Blacks in Hotel Lobby must be Loitering

The NRA 2018 Company of the Year

Executive Summary:

– Employees at Wisconsin company received Guns as Christmas gifts
– Huh, uh, what, are you kidding me, serious?, whatever

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor and sister Cindy Mamelian for this unique story of packing heat out of Wisconsin.

Sarkes doesn’t know much about Wisconsin. What does Sarkes know? Wisconsin is known for: Cheese Curd, Cheese Heads, Sargento Cheese, Culvers Fast Food Restaurant, and the Green Bay Packers.

Sarkes apparently did not know that Wisconsin is home to an NRA Award Winning company, BenShot LLC. BenShot LLC is the NRA’s 2018 Company of the Year The business is best known for its designer glasses featuring beer, whisky, and shot glasses with BULLETS embedded into the glass.

Employees at a glass-making firm in Wisconsin say they are grateful for the guns they received as Christmas gifts from the company. Instead of a cash bonus, each employee at BenShot LLC was given a brand new gun of their choice. Now that’s a gift that keeps on giving.

Employees of BenShot Proudly Pack Heat. Note that no people of Color work at BenShot.

BenShot LLC’s mission is to create unique glassware designs. The “Bulletproof” glass products started as a father and son project and developed into a family business. Each handcrafted glass or decanter comes with an embedded Copper Bullet.

The BenShot Pint Beer glass, a real work of Art and a favorite of 2nd Amendment Lemmings

With each delivery, BenShot provides cleaning instructions: “Glasses should be hand-washed. Dishwashers may tarnish the copper bullet.”

The BenShot Whiskey Rocks glass proudly displays the American Flag, God Bless America

A media relations employee at BenShot LLC is, Chelsea Priest, is grateful for the gift. “For him (the Owner) to stand for something and for the company to stand for keeping us safe is really awesome for them to do that.”

Huh, uh, what, are you kidding me, serious?, whatever

A spokesman for the NRA said: “What America needs is more companies like BenShot. This company understands the importance of the 2nd Amendment and should be considered a benchmark for all American companies big and small”

The BenShot AR-15 Whisky glass is the perfect gift for those Great Americans who Pack this Semi-Automatic killing machine

It’s unknown if the Orange Rifleman will make a campaign rally trip to the BenShot factory. If he does, Sarkes hopes that Michael, the Black Guy”, who is placed behind the Golden MLK at his rallies, shows up. Michel “the Black Guy” has been conspicuous by his absence at recent Trump rallies.

Michael The Black Guy at a Trump Rally, Michael has been absent at Recent Trump rallies

Chihuahua Crime

Executive Summary:

– A Florida Crackerette was arrested after swinging a bag filled with Chihuahuas at bar.

– This tragic story hits close to home for Sarkes

Thanks to Sarkeses sister and Chihuahua lover, Cindy Mamelian for this tragic story of Crackerette Crime from the Gunshine State.

Chihuahua lover Sister Cindy and Pooch Sophie

Florida Crackerttes are, in general, mild mannered, happy people. The Florida Cracker, a strong part of the Orange Traffic Cones Base, are a simple people. The Florida Cracker typically spend their money on Guns and Liquor. Very few Florida Crackers are invested in the Stock Market.

But when a Florida Cracker gets all Liquored up, the results are usually tragic. Such is this case with Crackerette Teresa Gardner. Crackerette Gardner was arrested at the Briny Irish Pub after she wildly tossed around a backpack fill with four Chihuahua puppies and their mother. Thankfully Crackerette Gardner was not packing Heat.

Crackerette Teresa Gardner had a bag of Chihuahuas
The Briny Irish Pub, scene of the attack on 5 innocent Chihuahuas

Police were called to the scene. After Crackerette Gardner stopped swinging the Backpack out of exhaustion, deputies discovered a mother Chihuahua and her 4 puppies trembling inside the backpack.  Animal Control officials determined that the baby Chihuahuas were about four weeks old.

As deputies tried to arrest Gardner, she resisted, but was eventually arrested
and charged with animal cruelty and resisting arrest.

The innocent victims of this Crackerette Crime were taken to an animal shelter and are thankfully in good health.

Like sister Cindy, Sarkes loves Chihuahuas. Young Sarkes had a Chihuahua, Moog, while growing up. Moog was a great pooch but was often charged with nipping the ankles of any stranger who entered the Korkoian home. Moog was never convicted of these baseless charges. Like the Orange Ameba, Moog was innocent of all charges and a victim of a Witch Hunt.

Young Sarkes with Chihuahua Moog, a great pooch

While attending Normandy High School, a Young Sarkes worked at Wishbone Fried Chicken in the Baden neighborhood of North St. Louis, and would bring home Fried Chicken, Livers, and Gizzards to Moog who would be anxiously waiting at the door, small tail wagging. Ah, these were simpler times for Young Sarkes.

Wishbone Fried Chicken in the Baden Neighborhood of North St. Louis

So Sarkes understands the Florida Cracker. Sarkes understands that the Florida Cracker Drinks. Sarkes understands that the Florida Cracker Packs Heat. Sarkes understands that the Florida Cracker often Packs Heat while Drinking. Sarkes understands that the Florida Cracker often shoot each other while Drinking and Packing Heat.

What Sarkes does not understand is how a Florida Cracker can Drink and put innocent Chihuahuas in harms way. To quote the Orange Humane Society, the crime against innocent Chihuahuas by this Florida Cracker were: Beleaguered, Low Energy, Totally Illegal, Mean, Carnage, Witch Hunt, Low IQ, Evil, Cowardly, Phony Crooked, Deplorable, Dumb as a Rock, Failed, Seriously Flawed, Fire and Fury, Thugs, Flake, Deranged, Low Life, Gutless, Covfefe.

Today, Sarkes would love to have another Chihuahua like the Moog from his youth. Alas, since Animals are not permitted in the Sarkes Corner News Room, Sarkes must settle for Pho Chihuahuas.

Wrestling While Black

Executive Summary:

This is the 5th in the Soon to be Award Winning Series of “XXXX” While Black in America”. Previous editions documented “Baby Sitting While Black”, “Black and Living in a Luxury Condo”, “Gardening While Black” and “Cashing a Check While Black”.

In this edition, “Wrestling While Black” describes another head-shaking, blatant demonstration of racism perpetrated by yet another old white man.

Thanks again to Sarkes Corner Contributor and Special Correspondent David Shep Schepers for his under-covering reporting of yet another example of Blacks being Black in America today.

“Many People Say”, Sarkes, aren’t you blowing this Being Black in America series out of proportion? Is this sour grapes because you are a Brown man? Why don’t you publish a series on discrimination against Whites by the Black Man, Brown Man, Yellow Man, or Red Man?

Sarkes, a Truth Machine and Fair and Balanced, has plans on a series Being White in America based on discrimination against Whites. But, to date, Sarkes Corner researchers have yet to find any worthy stories.

But back on point.

A Black High School wrestler had his dreadlocks cut off minutes before his match after a White referee told him to lose the hairstyle or forfeit the competition. What, Huh, Ummmm, Uh Oh, are you kidding me!

Black Wrestler Andrew Johnson had his Dreadlocks cut off

A local reporter tweeted a video of Buena Regional High School Black Wrestler Andrew Johnson getting his hair cut court-side. He went on to win Wednesday’s match, but appeared visibly distraught. Black Wrestler Johnson had a cover over his Dreadlocks, but White referee Alan Maloney said that wouldn’t do. Black Wrestler Johnson, motivated to help his team, made the decision to have his Dreadlocks cut.

Black Wrestler Johnson after winning the match along with Racist Referee Maloney, an award moment for sure

New Jersey’s Interscholastic Athletic Association said in a statement they are recommending Maloney not be assigned to any event until the matter has been reviewed more thoroughly. This is another case of closing the gate after the racist horses have left the Corral.

New Jersey’s Athletic Association left the gate to the Racist Corral open and the Racist horses bolted

White Man Maloney is a serial racist as he came under fire in 2016 for using a racial slur against a black referee. At a private gathering between officials at a condominium, Maloney poked Black referee Preston Hamilton in the chest and used a racial slur during an argument over homemade wine. Apparently Racist White Man Maloney believed that a Black Man only knows about Malt Liquor, not Wine.

White Racist Referee Alan Maloney says he did nothing wrong, he is not a racist
White Racist Referee Alan Maloney argued with a Black Man about Wine

White Man Maloney said the ordeal is being blown out of proportion, that he was simply following rules, and he is NOT A RACIST. Of course, like P-Grabbers, Racists in America today claim that they have done nothing wrong.

Now what about the rules in New Jersey? In New Jersey, Wrestlers are allowed to wear legal hair covers during matches. If a wrestler’s hair in its natural state extends below the earlobe on the sides or touches the top of a normal shirt, it’s required to be secured in a hair cover. So, Black Wrestler Johnson was following the rules.

Sarkes Analysis:

Sarkes questions why Black Wrestler Johnson’s COACH, a White Man, did not know that Black Wrestler Johnson’s Dreadlocks WERE NOT in violation of New Jersey Athletic Association rules.

Sarkes questions why Black Wrestler Johnson’s COACH, a White Man, allowed Black Wrestler Johnson to have his Dreadlocks cut off and did not insist that his Wrestler forfeit the match. Sarkes can only conclude that Winning was everything to this White Wrestling COACH.

It’s clear that Old White Man Maloney is a serial racist who had been flying under the radar, but now, in America today, White Racists have been empowered by the Orange Grand Wizzard, and have come out from under their rocks to openly spew their racism.

Cashing a Check While Black

Executive Summary:

– This is the 4th in the Soon to be Award Winning Series of “XXXX” While Black in America”. Previous editions documented “Baby Sitting While Black”, “Black and Living in a Luxury Condo” and “Gardening While Black”.

– The Police apprehended a Black Man for attempting to cash a large payroll check.

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor David Schepers (Shep) for another installation in the Sarkes Corner Series “XXXX” While Black in America.

A bank has apologized after a White Clerk called police on a Black Man trying to cash his paycheck. Paul McCowns visited Huntington Bank at the Giant Eagle supermarket in Brooklyn, Ohio, with the intent of cashing a payroll check. Instead, he was apprehended by the Police.

A Black Man with a Large Payroll Check, Paul McCowns

Black Man McCowns, an electric company worker, wanted to cash his first check from a new job which totaled $1,082. The White Staff at the Bank asked Black Man McCowns to provide two forms of ID. He also gave his fingerprint, as is policy for individuals who aren’t Huntington account holders.

The Huntington Bank in the Giant Eagle Grocery Store, they must not see many Blacks with large paychecks

But despite following protocols, the White Staff at the bank questioned the transaction, not believing that the Black Man McCowns could have such a large payroll check. They then repeatedly tried to call his boss at the Electric Company to ask whether the check was fraudulent.

When his employer didn’t pick up the phone, the White Staff told Black Man McCowns he couldn’t cash the check at the branch, and he left. Unknown to Black Man McCowns, a White Bank Staff employee had called the police.
In the 911 call, the White Teller told the 911 operator that Black Man McCowns was trying to cash a “fraudulent check”.

As Black McCowns left the bank, he was stopped by police, who handcuffed him and detained him in the back of their car. A few minutes later, police were able to get in contact with Black Man McCowns’s employer, who confirmed his identity and how much he was due to be paid.

In a statement, Huntington Bank Management said: “We sincerely apologize to Mr. McCowns for this extremely unfortunate event. We accept responsibility for contacting the police as well as our own interactions with Mr. McCowns.

Sarkes provides analysis:

– Unlike all of the Old White Men P-Grabbers who claim that they are innocent, Huntington Bank immediately expressed remorse for the racial profiling of their employees. That is a good thing.

With the Orange ATM having created MILLIONS of great paying jobs, AND, Black unemployment the lowest it has ever been in History, the White Tellers at Huntington Bank should have realized that it is now possible for a Black Man to have a large payroll check.

White People….The Master Race?

Executive Summary:

– A Kansas County Commissioner declares that Whites are the Master Race

– Hmmmmm, Huh, uh, what, are you kidding me, is this 2018 or 1818?

Black Woman, Triveece Penelton, was making a road development presentation during the November 13 meeting of the Leavenworth County Commission. White Man, Leavenworth County Commissioner Louis Klemp, was not happy with the options being presented by Black Woman Penelton.

Black Woman, Triveece Penelton

White Einstein Klemp said: “I don’t want you to think I am picking on you because we are part of the Master Race. You have a gap in your teeth. We are part of the master race. Don’t you forget that.”

White Man Louis Klemp is a member of the Master Race

Ironically, Bigot Klemp also has a gap in his teeth, so Sarkes doesn’t know how gaps in teeth fit into his rant about White People being the Master Race. Hmmmm, Huh, uh, what, are you kidding me!

Bigot Klemp has a history of putting his Racist RIGHT Foot in his mouth. At another Leavenworth County Commission meeting, White Nationalist Klemp pontificated on how much he admired Confederate General Robert E. Lee.

Confederate General Robert E. Lee, a favorite of Whites, the Master Race

On the surface, it does not appear that other White Kansas Politicians share the White Nationalist views of Bigot Klemp. At least they are distancing themselves from Bigot Klemp. Fellow White Leavenworth County Commissioners, Robert Holland and Doug Smith, have called for Klemp to resign as has Kansas Gov Jeff Colyer.

Sarkes, a Truth Machine, will provide the Harsh Truth here. In America, we have ALWAYS had White Racists, KKKs, White Nationalists, Alt Right, any number of groups of White People who believe that White People are superior to Blacks, Hispanics, Jews, Armenians, and other People of Color.

The Harsh Truth – The Orange Imperial Wizard has empowered these White Nationalists to come out from under their Rocks and openly spew their racial hatred.

White Nationalists have been empowered by the Orange Imperial Wizard and are coming out from under their rocks

Is Sarkes Guilty of a Conspiracy and COLLUSION?

Executive Summary:

– Before Sarkes and Staff went on Assignment to Cuba, he published a story about a possible Ethics violation by US Representative Elect Abigail Spanberger

– It now appears that Sarkes may have had a Conflict of Interest, but COLLUSION?

A recent Sarkes Corner had reported that Congress Women Elect Abigail Spanberger, Democrat VA, had self reported a possible Ethics violation for helping her daughter sell Girl Scout Cookies. Spanberger was ultimately cleared of any Ethics violations by the House Ethics committee.

Congress Women Elect Abigail Spanberger and Daughter selling Girl Scout Cookies

Sarkes had commented that it was refreshing that a Female Congress Women was concerned about the Ethics of helping her daughter sell Thin Mints, Tag Alongs and Savannah’s when recent House Ethics violations were perpetrated by Rich, Old, White Guys for P-Grabbing and Financial wrong-doings (reference Duncan Hunter, Chris Collins, Blake Farenhold, and Timothy Murphy).

While on Assignment in Cuba, Sarkes received a call on his Sarkes Corner Burner Phone from his Source in the White House, LEAKER. Sarkes had assumed LEAKER was going to provide scoop on the recent Rats fleeing the White House staff (Haley, Sessions, Kelly, etc) or the nomination of the Big Breasted, Tight Skirt Wearing, Fox News Babe Heather Nauert as our next Ambassador to the UN.

Boy, was Sarkes wrong. LEAKER called to give Sarkes a heads-up that the Orange Marmalade had directed the FBI Director, Christopher Wray, to start an investigation on a potential Conflict of Interest against Sarkes, AND that Sarkes had COLLUDED to get Abigail Spanberger elected.

It seems that while Sarkes was publishing the story about Congress Women Elect Abigail Spanberger, Sarkeses Granddaughter Addison (Baby Adds) had been out campaigning for Congress Women Elect Abigail Spanberger. In fact, the Golden Pinocchio also claims that Baby Adds bought several boxes of Girl Scout Cookies from Congress Women Elect Abigail Spanberger.

Baby Adds Campaigning for Abigail Spanberger
Baby Adds often helps Sarkes create Sarkes Corner

While this all looks suspicious, Sarkes is furious and adamant, shouting “there was NO collusion by Sarkes with the election of Abigail Spanberger!!!!”

Sarkes, incensed that his reputation was being besmirched, went on a Tweeter Rant:

Sarkes@realSarkes – December 11 @3:45AM
“The FBI will NOT find a Smocking Gun tying Sarkes to the election of Abigail Spanberger. No Smocking Gun…No Collusion. This is a total Witch Hunt”

Sarkes@realSarkes – December 11 @4:11AM
“Sarkes and Sarkes Corner has accomplished more than any other U.S. News Source in 5 years of existence, & we are having a great time doing it! All of this despite the Fox News reporting that Sarkes COLLUDED to get Abigail Spanberger elected. This is a total Witch Hunt!!!, FAKE NEWS”

Sarkes@realSarkes – December 11@5:02AM
“The FBI and the 17 Angry Democrats will find NO COLLUSION because there was NO COLLUSION with Sarkes or Sarkeses granddaughter, Baby Adds, to elect Abigail Spanberger.”

Sakes@realSarkes – December 11@5:23AM
“The fact that the FBI is targeting Baby Adds is deplorable. What kid does not like Girl Scout Cookies? Baby Adds particularly enjoys Tagalongs, Trefoils, and Do-Si-Dos. Is that COLLUSION? If so, everyone who bought Girl Scout Cookies is guilty of COLLUSION.”

Like all children, Baby Adds enjoys Cookies