Hitler for Halloween

Executive Summary:

– A Kentucky Father Dressed his son as Adolph Hitler for Halloween

– This Blue Grass Einstein was Shocked at the Backlash he Received

Sarkes has been working on a book: “The Irreversible Dumbing of America” Sarkes has no shortage of material to support his theory that Americans have a Constitutional Right to be dumb, and are exercising that Right daily.

Such is the case with Kentuckian Bryan Goldbach. This Blue Grass Einstein sparked outrage after a picture emerged online of his five-year-old son dressed like Adolph Hilter and he was dressed as a Gestapo for Halloween.

To support Sarkeses theory of the Irreversible Dumbing of America, a proud Bryan Goldbach thought it was appropriate for him to post the picture on social media. After the posting, Goldbrick started receiving heavy criticism, with many saying his choice of costumes for his family was in poor taste.

Aryan Bryan Goldbach and his family dressed as Nazi’s for Halloween

But Goldbach that he had a sound reason for dressing his son up as Adolph Hitler. He said he chose the uniforms because of his love for portraying historical figures. Sarkes can think of servers HUNDRED historical figures that Goldbach could have selected instead of Adolph Hitler.

Mein Fuhrer Adolph Hitler, a “Historical Figure”

After the fact, Goldbach started Goose Stepping back saying: “I wasn’t trying to make a statement or put my son in any position. It was bad judgment. I want people to know I am sorry.” It is unknown if Aryan Goldbach and family Goose Stepped from house to house to collect candy.

Goose-stepping Nazis

Goldbach could have left it at that but could not resist putting his Goose Stepping Foot in his mouth. He went on to say: “We saw people dressed as murderers, devils, serial killers, blood and gore of all sorts. Nobody batted an eye. But my little boy and I, dress as historical figures, and it merits people not only making snide remarks, but approaching us and threatening my little 5-year-old boy.” Sarkes Comment: “Huh, uh, oh my, are you kidding me, sheesh”

Now on a roll, this Aryan Goose Stepped on, taking a page out of the Orange Gestapos Play Book and blamed Liberals, saying: “Yes liberalism is alive and well. And we had the displeasure of dealing with the fruits of the so called Tolerant Left.”

A reporter, probably from the Fake News Liberal Media, investigated Goldbach’s Facebook Page which included slogans in support of “White Pride”. Hmmmmmmm

Sarkes Memo to Aryan Bryan Goldbach: if your Halloween costume calls to mind an event (the Holocaust) where millions of innocent Men, Women and Children were Murdered, choose another costume, and don’t raise your son to be a bigot like you.

Sarkes quotes our Orange Commander in Tweets who said after the Charlottesville Nazi Rally: “To be fair, you had some very fine people on both sides”

To be fair, Sarkes says: “Oui Vey, you Schmiel Munzer”

It will be difficult for Sarkeses to select the top examples for his book “The Irreversible Dumbing of America”, but dressing your son as Adolph Hitler and joining him as a Gestapo for Halloween is sure to make the cut.