– A man with a tattoo of a gun on his face is charged with illegally possessing a gun
A man with a handgun tattooed on his forehead has been charged by South Carolina police with illegally possessing a firearm.
According to Greenville, South Carolina, police, Michael Vines attempted to ditch a loaded .38-caliber revolver after a recent car wreck by throwing it into a grassy area.
Vines is prohibited from Packing Heat, so he had a handgun tattooed on his forehead. Vines, is part of the Orange Howitzers Base, and is another proud, Heat Packing, Great American.
When Sarkes first read the story of a White guy with a handgun tattooed on his face, he naturally assumed that this was another great Florida Cracker story. Lowly and Beholy, this story is out of South Carolina!
Sarkes then assumed that Michael Vines may be a Florida Cracker who may have moved to South Carolina, but that is not the case. So, apparently, there are Poor, Uneducated, Underemployed, Rural White guys, i.e., the Golden Glocks Base, in South Carolina also. Who would have thought?
A Press Release from the NRA stated: “While we don’t condone the illegal acts of Mr. Vines, we support his right to tattoo a hand gun on his face, and we will vigorously fight any efforts to implement Gun Tattoo Control. While the NRA is all about the 2nd Amendment, all Americans have the Right to tattoo a hand gun anywhere they want on their body as this is a Right protected by the 1st Amendment.”
This may be a first. Sarkes agrees with the NRA. As Americans, we have the Right to do imbecilic things and to look stupid. These are rights guaranteed by our Constitution. Thank you Founding Fathers.