– The fight between Omarosa and the Orange Counter Puncher is on
– Sarkes evaluates the fighters and predicts the winner
The fight between fired White House Advisor Omarosa and the Golden Assailant is on and is shaping to be the greatest fight in history since “The Thrilla in Manila”, Ali v Frazier, and “The Rumble in the Jungle” Ali v Foreman.
Omarosa v Trump will be called “The Romp in the Swamp”. Unlike traditional fights that are held in Boxing arenas and viewed on Pay-For-View, “The Romp in the Swamp” will be fought in Tweeter, TV Interviews, and Press Conferences, all free for all Americans. “The Romp in the Swamp” is yet another example of Making America Great Again, and will make all other countries envious of America.
Sarkes Corner Sports Bureau provide the Tale of the Tape for Omarosa and Orange Mercenary.
Measure Omarosa Trump Advantage
Age 44 72 Omarosa
Heigth 6’ 3” 5’ 10” Trump
Weight Slim Lard Ass Omarosa
Reach 69” 61” Trump
Stance Steady Unstable Omarosa
Believability Questionable Habitual Liar Omarosa
Health Fit Un Fit Omarosa
Diet Salads Greasy Burgers Omarosa
Hair Style Conservative Orange Combover Omarosa
Intangible Bully Angry Black Woman Omarosa
With the Tale of the Tape, Sarkes predicts a victory in “The Romp in the Swamp”, in 10 rounds for Omarosa.