Omarosa v Trump, Tale of the Tape

Executive Summary:

– The fight between Omarosa and the Orange Counter Puncher is on
– Sarkes evaluates the fighters and predicts the winner

The fight between fired White House Advisor Omarosa and the Golden Assailant is on and is shaping to be the greatest fight in history since “The Thrilla in Manila”, Ali v Frazier, and “The Rumble in the Jungle” Ali v Foreman.

The Thrilla in Manila, Ali v Frazier
Rumble in the Jungle Ali v Foreman

Omarosa v Trump will be called “The Romp in the Swamp”. Unlike traditional fights that are held in Boxing arenas and viewed on Pay-For-View, “The Romp in the Swamp” will be fought in Tweeter, TV Interviews, and Press Conferences, all free for all Americans. “The Romp in the Swamp” is yet another example of Making America Great Again, and will make all other countries envious of America.

The Romp in the Swamp Omarosa v Trump

Sarkes Corner Sports Bureau provide the Tale of the Tape for Omarosa and Orange Mercenary.

Measure Omarosa Trump Advantage

Age 44 72 Omarosa

Heigth 6’ 3” 5’ 10” Trump

Weight Slim Lard Ass Omarosa

Reach 69” 61” Trump

Stance Steady Unstable Omarosa

Believability Questionable Habitual Liar Omarosa

Health Fit Un Fit Omarosa

Diet Salads Greasy Burgers Omarosa

Hair Style Conservative Orange Combover Omarosa

Intangible Bully Angry Black Woman Omarosa

With the Tale of the Tape, Sarkes predicts a victory in “The Romp in the Swamp”, in 10 rounds for Omarosa.