The Canadian Border Wall

Executive Summary:

– The Orange Constructor continues planning the annexation of the Canadian Niagara Falls

– The Golden Architect plans for a Great, Big, Beautiful Wall around the annexed Canadian Niagara Falls

In the Situation Room:

Donald Trump: “You know John, I like this Situation Room. It seems so secure. I’m doing such a great job as President that we don’t have any “Situations” so we might as well use this Situation Room for something.”

John Kelly: “Well Boss, there was a leak from your meeting yesterday here in the Situation Room when you got the briefing from the Pentagon on the strength of the Canadian Military. I think it was the Russians, I don’t know how they do it.”

Donald Trump: “John, John, John, my man Vlads said that the Russians are not bugging the Situation Room, it could be others. Anyway, let’s get on with business.”

Donald Trump: “Kevin, I called you in today to discuss what it would take to build a Great, Big, Beautiful Wall around the Canadian Niagara Falls. I am going to annex that area soon.”

Kevin McAleenan (Commissioner U.S. Customs and Border Protection): “Uh, Mr. President, I don’t understand”

Donald Trump: (whispering to John Kelly) “Did I pick this moron or is he a hold over from that Kenyan Obama”.

Donald Trump: “Kevin, it’s simple, I am going to annex the area around the Canadian Niagara Falls and make it part of the United States. While I don’t think that Canada will respond, I don’t trust that Panty Waste, Limp Wristed, Pretty Boy, Justin Trudeau. He is just dumb enough to think that he can take back the Canadian Niagara Falls with his paltry, meager, insignificant military.”

Kevin McAleenan: “Uh, well, Mr. President, we are not completed with the down select from Prototypes built earlier this year. We need to complete the down select, then negotiate contracts, etc, this all takes time.”

Mexican Border Wall Prototypes

Donald Trump: “Shit Kevin, were you in Congress before you took this job! I told my Base that we would Drain The Swamp, and this is a great example. Down Select, Contracts, Jesus Christ, those are just details. If I want a Great, Big, Beautiful Wall built around the Canadian Niagara Fall then it will be built. John, do we still have Seabees like I saw in the John Wayne movies? I bet the Seebees could build the Wall around the Canadian Niagara Falls! I bet the Seebees don’t need to Down Select, Contracts, and that other Bull Shit!”

John Wayne in The Fighting Seebees

John Kelly: “Uh, Boss….”

Donald Trump: “I’m finished with this conversation. I”ll help you with your down select, pick the wall that I told you I liked a few months back. Jesus Christ, why can’t we get anything done around this Swamp. BUILD THE F – – KING WALL, NOW”

Donald Trump like this Border Wall Prototype

Kevin McAleenan: “Uh, OK, well, will do. John, can I have a word after we are done”.

Donald Trump: “John, show me how to get out of this Situation Room”, I need to make my Tee Time at the Great Trump resort in New Jersey”.

Donald Trump and Friends in The Situation Room