– Jeff Sessions ridicules child separation Critics, Liberals, and the Fake News Media, as ‘“lunatic fringe” living in “gated communities”
– Sessions got this one wrong.
Editorial Note: This Sarkes Corner was scheduled to be published on Thursday, August 30, but has been brought forward. Sarkeses “man on the street” in Washington, DC, Ashook Agrawal, has information that the Orange Sacker is going to Fire Jeff Sessions any day now.
After saying that Obama made them separate immigrant children from their parents, the Orange Emperor said that his hands were tied and that congress must fix the problem. Later the Golden ICE Agent took charge and signed an Executive Order to stop separating children from their criminal parents on the Border.
But after that, with every interview with Sarah Sanders, Kirstjen Nielsen, and Jeff Sessions, it seemed that the American People were getting the old smoke and mirrors, shell game, conflicting explanations.
Trying to clear this all up for the American People, Jeff Sessions tried out a new approach to explaining the Children Separation issue:
Sessions attacked the Progressive Liberals and Fake News Media: “These same people live in gated communities, many of them, and are featured at events where you have to have an ID to even come in.”
Sessions continued: “They like a little security around themselves, and if you try to scale the fence, believe me, they’ll be even too happy to have you arrested and separated from your children.”
Sorry Jeff, you got this one wrong. Very few Progressive Liberals and Fake News Media live in Gated Communities. In fact, most upscale Gated Communities are so expensive that only Old, White, Rich, Americans, i.e., Conservative Republicans, live there. Maybe the Orange Dotard is justified calling you Mr. Magoo. Young Subscribers to Sarkes Corner need to Google “Mr. Magoo” for details.
Jeff Sessions, listen and learn. Sarkes will use his own Gated, Guarded, Community in Bonita Springs, Fl, Spring Run in the Brooks, as an example.
– Spring Run in the Brooks has 845 homes. It is estimated that less than 3% of these homes are inhabited by Liberals. And, 3% may be inflating the numbers, like Obama inflated the Economic indicators during his presidency. Finding a Liberal in Spring Run in the Brooks is like finding a Needle in a Hay Stack
– Yes, Spring Run in the Brooks is gated and has guards, but if the Poor attempt to Breech the walls of Spring Run, our guards will call the Lee County Sheriffs who will apprehend the Perps. The Lee County Sheriffs will typically not arrest the Perps and, for sure, will not separate them from their children.
Sarkes wonders if we can trust anyone in the Orange Pinocchio’s Cabinet and Staff for the truth? In Southwest Florida, you won’t find a Liberal (except a few tokens) or Fake News Media in our Gated, Guarded, Golf Course communities. So Jeff, get your facts straight.