Exclusive Interview with Stormy Daniels

Executive Summary:

– Stormy Daniels (Stormy D) was in Washington, D.C., July 9 and 10, to open a new Gentleman’s Club, the Cloakroom, on 5th & H Street NW.

– Sarkes was granted an exclusive interview.

WARNING WARNING WARNING – this edition of Sarkes Corner contains Adult Content and Language that is not appropriate for readers under 17 years old and Right Wing Christian Fundamentalists. WARNING WARNING WARNING

While Sarkes was in WDC to visit granddaughter Baby Addison (and son David / daughter in law Meredith) he received a call from Stormy D’s Publicity Agent stating that Stormy D would like to be interviewed by Sarkes for Sarkes Corner.

Seems that Sarkes Corner WDC Bureau Chief, Ashok Agrawal, was an acquaintance of Julian, bouncer at the Cloakroom. At Ashok’s request, Julian reached out to Stormy D’s agent, pointing out that both Sarkes and Stormy D were in town at the same time.

Stormy D’s Agent said that Stormy D was a subscriber to Sarkes Corner and that she felt comfortable being interviewed by Sarkes as she knew that Sarkes was a Truth Machine, a Purveyor of Facts.

For the Millennium subscribers to Sarkes Corner, a Gentleman’s Club is a fancy name for a Strip Club where good looking, large breasted women take off their clothes and strut around a stage naked. Think of the Women of Fox News Fair and Balanced; instead of sitting in front of a camera in tight fitting, short dresses, they are on a stage with no clothes. Believe Sarkes, there are few Gentleman customers in a Gentleman’s Club.

Sarkes sat down for the Exclusive interview with Stormy D in the Presidential Suite (Lap Dance Room) on the upper floor of the Cloakroom in WDC:

Sarkes: Thanks for granting me this exclusive interview Stormy. Aren’t you taking a big risk talking to Sarkes on the record?

Stormy D: Yes Sarkes, I am taking a big risk but it will be worth it.

Sarkes: I don’t want to waste your valuable time, but what can you say to Sarkes Corner that you didn’t already say to Anderson Cooper in the now famous CBS 60 Minutes interview?

Stormy D: Well Sarkes, you saw the interview, Anderson Cooper threw me underhand softball questions and I was never able to properly defend myself. The interview on 60 Minutes was heavily edited and I trust that won’t happen with Sarkes Corner.

Sarkes: That’s right Stormy, our Mottos is: Sarkes Corner, No Spin – You Win. OK Stormy, let’s go. Did you have sex with Donald Trump?

Stormy D: Well, yes I did. It didn’t start out that way. I met Donnie at a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe in July, 2006. He invited me to dinner in his suite. Just after our appetizer and before the main course, he got up and grabbed my P – – – y, just like he said he does in the now famous Access Hollywood tape.

Sarkes: Well Stormy, after he grabbed your P – – – y, what did you do?

Stormy D: Well Sarkes, I told Donnie that he was being a naughty boy and then I spanked him on his rather large Ass a few times. After that, one thing led to another and bada boom, bada bing, we were in bed doing the big Nasty. It was really nothing more than that. I wasn’t surprised, as you know, Donnie prefers Blond women with big Tits.

Sarkes: Well that pretty much clears that up. So what is this law suit all about?

Stormy D: Sarkes, you are a Truth Machine, and all I want is for Donnie to be truthful and admit what he did. What’s the big deal? He’s been having extramarital affairs with 3 wives for over 40 years, it never bothered him before. Now, just because he is the President he clams up, he’s all Family Values, give me a break. Like we say in Louisiana where I was raised: “That dog don’t hunt”.

Sarkes: What about the $130,000 you took from Michael Cohen?

Stormy D: Just look around The Cloakroom here Sarkes, I have been doing Strip joints like the Cloakroom here for over 20 years. I don’t know how many more years that America’s Cock Hounds will pay to see me naked, my girls are starting to droop. When Donnie lied about our tryst, I figured there was a lucrative book deal and a made for TV movie in the future.

Sarkes: Great Stormy, anything else you’d like to get off your ample chest?

Stormy D: No Sarkes, that’s what I wanted to communicate to the American people. Thank you.

Sarkes: Stormy, let me conclude this interview with one last question. Was Marco Rubio correct, does Donald Trump have a small penis?

Stormy D: Well, Sarkes, I won’t comment on the size of Donnies pecker, but I will tell you something, it was Orange, oh yeah, it was Orange. I took a picture when Donnie wasn’t looking.

Stormy D Handbill for her Cloakroom appearance
Adult-film actress Stephanie Clifford, also known as Stormy Daniels, poses for pictures at the end of her striptease show in Gossip Gentleman club in Long Island, New York, U.S., February 23, 2018. REUTERS/Eduardo Munoz
Sarkes outside The Cloakroom before the Stormy D interview
Striper woman in red dancing for young black man
Donald Trump and Stormy D
Donald Trump’s Orange Penis

Children Against Tariffs

Executive Summary:

– The Orange Negotiator says Trade Wars are easy to Win.

– Most Economists say Trade Wars only hurt consumers.

– Children are fighting against Tariffs.

The Golden Ambassador has picked a fight, a Tariff War, with Canada, Mexico, China, the European Union, and well, everyone. The Orange Arbitrator is confidant that the rest of the world will blink first and another chapter of MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN will be finished. God Bless America……First……..and Only.

Most Economists say that Trade Wars only hurt consumers. These Economists must be Academic Liberals, so what do they really know about the real world. But the Golden Professor knows the real world and how to win.

But now, a new radical movement has been started by Children in Washington DC. This movement, Children Against Tariffs or CATs, is organizing peaceful protests against the ever escalating Trade War started by the Orange Adjudicator.

Now the CATs Movement is not to be confused with the PUSSY HAT Movement, where millions of women wore Pink knit hats in protest over the election of the Golden P-Grabber.

Sarkes was first exposed to the CATs Movement when visiting granddaughter Addison in Washington, DC. One morning, Addison and Nanny-Share friend Jackson were wearing shirts in support of US companies most harmed by the thoughtless Tariff War started by the Orange Emissary, Boeing and Harley-Davidson Naturally, Addison was wearing a Boeing shirt in support of her grandfather Sarkes and Jackson a Harley-Davidson shirt cause, well, he does look like a future biker. See picture below.

Harley-Davidson was viciously criticized by the Golden Counterpuncher when they announced that they would be forced to move some production of their motor cycles overseas as a result of the Tariff Wars. Of course, the Orange Conciliator continues to screw with Boeing, the number 1 United States EXPORTER of products which is perplexing. Sarkes wonders why the Golden Ringleader would attack America’s Cash Cow.

Both 11 months old, neither Addison or Jackson could provide details about why they had joined the CATs Movement, but Sarkes is proud that the youth of America today are getting involved in the political process. Lets hope that the Children Against Tariffs, the CATs, have more influence over the Golden Intellectual than all of the world’s failed Economists. Someone needs to put a stop this senseless Tariff War.

2 Women wearing Pussy Hats in Protest of Trump’s Election
Granddaughter Addison and friend Jackson Protesting the Tariff War
Great Boeing Commercial Aircraft crippled by the Tariff War
Harley-Davidson moving Production of it’s Hogs Overseas due to the Tariff War

92 Year Old Mother Shoots 72 Year Old Son

Executive Summary:

– An Arizona woman, 92, killed her son who wanted to put her in a Nursing Home

– This story hits too close to home for Sarkes

This story was provided by Sarkes Corner St. Louis Bureau Chief and sister Cindy Mamelian. When Sarkes first read this story, something seemed strange. You see, Cindy normally submits stories to Sarkes Corner about Florida Crackers doing stupid things that Florida Crackers usually do.

But this story was different. A 92 year-old woman in Arizona shot and killed her son because she did not want to be sent to an assisted living facility.

Arizonian Anna Mae Blessing was charged with first degree murder, aggravated assault, and kidnapping after authorities found her 72 year old son dead Monday at their home in Fountain Hills in the Phoenix area.

Blessing hid TWO pistols in the pockets of her robe and shot her son several times in his bedroom. Her son’s girlfriend was also in the room and said she heard Blessing telling her son she was tired of the way he treated her.

Blessing then pointed the gun at her son’s girlfriend, who struggled with Blessing until she lost her grip of the gun. When Blessing pulled out a second pistol from her robe, her son’s girlfriend also knocked the 2nd Heat from her hands.

Only in a Bright Red State, like Arizona, can a 92 year old mother Pack Dual Heat, and then pop her 72 year old son. Sarkes, a Constitutional Scholar, can guarantee that our Founding Fathers never envisioned 92 year old Women Packing Heat. In fact, our Founding Fathers gave no rights to Women.

But something was still bothering Sarkes about this story. And then, an A – HA moment, the Light Bulb went on.

Sarkeses and Cindy’s mother, Alice Korkoian, will be 92 in September. For the past several years, Alice has been living in a great Independent Living Senior Center, River’s Edge. In the past year, Alice has had some health set backs and, while still able to live at River’s Edge, there may come a day when she may need to go into an Assisted Living home. If that day comes, Alice will go kicking and screaming.

Is Sarkes at Risk? Could Mother Alice be Packing Heat? Sarkes does not believe that mother Alice is Packing Heat. But she does live in Missouri, the Shoot Me State, where anyone, including Felon’s on Parole, can Pack Heat.

But just to be safe, when Sarkes goes to St. Louis to visit Alice, he will call ahead to River’s Edge Security and have them search Alices apartment for any Heat. One can never be too safe in the Shoot Me State.

Arizonian Murderer Anna Mae Blessing
Alice Korkoian with grandson David Korkoian and great granddaughter Baby Addison
Alice Korkoian and granddaughter’s pooch Roxie

Trump Voters Boycott Walmart

Executive Summary:

– A boycott of Walmart by Trump Voters has been launched after an outcry over the “Impeach 45” Clothing Line

– Sarkes has been boycotting Walmart since the St. Louis Rams moved to Los Angeles in 2016

A Boycott-Walmart campaign has been launched by the Orange Bobble Heads Base after it was discovered the store was selling “Impeach 45” clothing on its website. For Millennium Subscribers to Sarkes Corner, Donald Trump is our 45th President.

The outcry sparked a #BoycottWalmart trend on Twitter as Trump Voters expressed their distaste for Walmart promoting the impeachment of President Trump.

Ryan Fournier, chairman of the group “White Students for Trump”, was one of the first to discover Walmart was selling the clothing item. He asked the company in a tweet, “What kind of message are you trying to send?” Fournier continued: “Looks like @Walmart is looking to join the far left and maybe needs a good old #boycottwalmart to make them think a little!”

Old Glory is the company that sells the “Impeach 45” apparel and it’s not the only one. A search on Walmart.com revealed three other companies selling Trump impeachment merchandise.

Walmart has not commented on this blasphemy and has not removed this treasonous line of clothing from their website.

When asked about the “Impeach 45” clothing line on his way to Air Force 1 for another Golf Weekend at Mir-a-Lago, the Orange Shopper said: “Of course I have heard of Walmart but have never stepped foot in one. Isn’t that where poor Blacks and Hispanics shop? I also understand that all of Walmarts products are produced overseas, well we will see what my Great, Fair, Tariffs do to Walmart, Impeach 45, my ass!”

Alas, apparently the Orange Einstein did not realize that Walmart’s core target consumers are Uneducated, Underemployed, Rural, White folk………..the Gold Fingers Base. It is questionable if Walmart, already suffering the effects of a Sarkes Boycott, can survive this latest scandal.

Sarkes started boycotting Walmart when their Unethical, Immoral, Unscrupulous, Dishonorable, Wicked, Evil, Corrupt, Owner, Stan Kronke, moved the St. Louis Rams to Los Angeles in 2016. Kronke made his money the Old Fashioned way, he married Sam Walton’s daughter. To make matters worse, Jackass Kronke is a native Missourian and was named after St. Louis Cardinal legend Stan “The Man” Musial who is probably spinning in his grave. See Picture of Stan Kronke below, one would think that Mutli-Billionaires like Kronke and the Orange Coiffure could get a better hair do. Maybe if one is a Multi-Billionaire you don’t care about having a ridiculous hair do.

Sarkeses boycott of Walmart targeted Season Ticket Holders and Fans of the St. Louis Rams. This demographic is typically Older, Affluent, White Folk who could afford to spend $125 for an Upper Deck NFL ticket. While not a large population, Sarkeses boycott of Walmart hit them where it hurt, but did not knock them out.

Despicable, Deplorable, Owner of the Rams, Stan Kronke
The Impeach 45 Line of Clothes at Walmart
2 Women Trump Voters shopping at Walmart
An Uneducated, Underemployed, Rural, White Guy Shopping at Walmart
The Orange Ameba has Angst over the Impeach 45 Clothes Line at Walmart
The Golden Counter Puncher “Secret Shopping” at Walmart

The Red Hen or The Olde Red Hen?

Executive Summary:

– An Ontario, Canada, restaurant, The Olde Red Hen, was targeted by Sarah Sanders supporters

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Canadian Bureau Chief Dennis Parass with a story about American Cyber Bullying of Canadians.

An Ontario eatery, The Olde Red Hen, has been targeted by supporters of Sarah Sanders. After Sarah Sanders was asked to leave The Red Hen, in Lexington, VA, because she worked for the Orange Monarch , a tsunami of negative, angry, and threatening comments were posted on the Facebook Page of The Olde Red Hen, in Collingwood, Ontario, Canada.

Some of the postings on the Olde Red Hen’s Facebook Page:

Thomas Collins: “Hope you go out of business you liberal trash. Clean up this dump.”

Albert Holland: “I wonder how long before the Red Hen slop house folds and goes bankrupt?.”

Connie Szcepanik: “Shame on you, Bigots and hypocrites!”

Canadian Diane Smith, the owner of the Olde Red Hen, said she was initially baffled by the avalanche of Facebook notifications. She called her restaurant to make sure everything was OK. The staff was equally confused”.

After figuring out the source of the postings, Owner Smith said: “They were all Americans. We had to straighten it out. My restaurant was really attacked about bad service..”

The Golden Counter Puncher also weighed in on this issue, slamming The Red Hen in another classic Tweet: “The Red Hen Restaurant should focus more on cleaning its filthy canopies, doors and windows, it badly needs a paint job, rather than refusing to serve a fine person like Sarah Huckabee Sanders. I have a rule, if a restaurant is dirty on the outside, it is dirty on the inside!

OK, there are so many angles to this story that Sarkes, a Truth Machine, will sort this all out to the loyal subscribers to Sarkes Corner:

Many of the growing list of Canadian subscribers to Sarkes Corner have informed Sarkes that they are fed up with the constant bullying of Canada by the Gold Czar and his staff, and are taking action by cancelling their planned American vacations and are considering cancelling their subscription to Sarkes Corner.

Sarkes DOES feel badly for Sarah Sanders. People must understand that Sarah is a paid Lap Dog for the Orange Emperor. It is her job to try to interpret the often in-comprehensive rantings of the Golden Bull Horn. There is an Old Armenian Expression that fits here: “Don’t Shoot the Messenger”.

Sarkes is compelled to give a lesson to his Canadian friends. Dear Canadians, to make sense of all of this one must understand the Orange Bully’s “Base”. His Base are typically uneducated, underemployed, white, rural, folk who are not the brightest Leaf on the Maple Tree. These Americans are concerned about their Guns and Beer, and cannot be held responsible for confusing The Red Hen in Virginia with The Olde Red Hen in Ontario. It was an honest mistake. In America we have the Constitutional Right to be stupid.

Sarkes also dug into the vicious attack on The Red Hen in Virginia by the Golden Exhaled Leader. Sarkes confirmed that the Orange Burger Meister has never been to The Red Hen in Virginia, so his charges on the cleanliness of the establishment is questionable. Sarkes analyzed the menu at The Red Hen in Virgina and could not find a Quarter Pound Hamburger w/Cheese and Fries on the menu. Sarkes infers this lack of Red Meat is the real reason that the Golden Arches spewed such venom about The Red Hen.

In conclusion, Sarkes asks his Canadian friends to calm down and to not throw gas on an already raging fire. You can always build a wall on your Southern Border and try to make America pay. You can use the model that America is using to build a Great Beautiful wall on our Southern Border that will be paid by Mexico.

Sarah Sanders expelled from The Red Hen
The Olde Red Hen in Ontario, Canada
The Red Hen in Lexington, VA
The Orange Bully ranting against The Red Hen, or The Olde Red Hen?