More Cracker on Cracker Violence

Executive Summary:

– A Florida man, 72, tries to mow down his neighbor with a tractor

– This shows that Cracker on Cracker violence is not limited to Packing Heat.

Thanks to Sarkes St. Louis friend Betty Wucher for this story about Cracker on Cracker violence in St. Augustine, FL.

Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze. Sarkes cannot make this stuff up.

Typically, Cracker on Cracker violence involves one or both Crackers Packing Heat. But, there are other forms of Cracker on Cracker violence like using broken beer bottles, knifes, and now………..Tractors.

A 72-year-old Florida man was arrested after he was caught on video chasing down his neighbor on a tractor during a dispute over a property dispute.

Cracker Howell Lamar Morris of St. Augustine was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.

When officers arrived on scene, neighbor Cracker Scott Lynch, 53, told them he was arguing with Cracker Morris over property when Cracker Morris climbed onto his tractor and chased him yelling, “Run, you Fat Ass, Run.”

The video, filmed by Lynch’s wife, does verify that Cracker Lynch, is indeed, a Fat Ass. The video led to Cracker Morris’ arrest.

Huffing and Puffing, Cracker Lynch was able to escape when he entered his garage and shut the door.

Sarkes pondered, how could Cracker Morris, riding his tractor on full throttle, not run down Fat Ass Cracker Lynch? Sarkeses reached out to the University of Illinois School of Agriculture who analyzed the video. The answer was simple. Cracker Morris was riding a foreign made Kubota Tractor. Had Cracker Morris been riding an American Made John Deer Tractor, he would have easily mowed down Fat Ass Cracker Lynch.

The Orange Homesteader Tweeted:
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – July 15 @ 4:58AM

Thankfully, a great supporter of mine, Scott Lynch of Florida, is safe, but was almost killed by a neighbor, probably a Liberal, driving a Foreign tractor. Just goes to show that AMERICA MAKES THE BEST FARM EQUIPMENT, none better. Republicans make the best Farmers and Ranchers, and they only buy American Farm Equipment. Republican Farmers…..using American Farm Equipment…….Making America Great Again.

No shots fired, but one Fat Ass Cracker could have died from a heart attack.

Cracker Morris (on Tractor) running down Fat Ass Cracker Lynch
Mug Shot of Cracker Perp Howell Lamar Morris
An Inferior, Foreign Made Kubota Tractor
Superior American Made John Deer Tractor