Cut Donald Trump Some Slack

Executive Summary:

– Liberals, Academia, and the Fake News Media grade everyone of the Orange Professors Tweets

– A recent Golden Pulitzer Tweet, attacking those critical of his Typos, contained a Typo. Trump Misspelled used “POUR” when he should have used “PORE” in that Tweet.

The Orange Lecturer recently Tweeted:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – Jul 3 @ 7:13PM
After having written many best selling books, and somewhat priding myself on my ability to write, it should be noted that the Fake News constantly likes to pour over my tweets looking for a mistake. I capitalize certain words only for emphasis, not b/c they should be capitalized!

Uh oh, the Golden Tutor misspelled “POUR” in the tweet (……Fake News constantly like to pour over my tweets …..) after he bragged about his ability to write. Hours later, the Orange Educator corrected the Tweet using the correct spelling, “PORE”.

Even Merriam-Webster poked fun at the Golden Instructors mistake, providing the proper definitions to the Orange Commander in Tweets:
POUR OVER (original Tweet) – “to make expensive coffee”
PORE OVER (revised Tweet) – “to read or study carefully”

Before we criticize the Golden Savant for his writing malaprops, we forget all of his positive attributes. Just some of his positive attributes:

HONESTY – the Golden Rule is the most honest President we have had since Honest Abe Lincoln. Like Sarkes, our President is a Truth Machine.

CONSERVATISM – the Orange Bourgeois makes Ronald Reagan look like a Liberal Democrat. The GOP, formerly the Party of Reagan, is now the Conservative Party of Trump.

LIKABILITY -according to the Golden Amour, he is loved by Women, Blacks, Asians, Jews, Veterans, Native Americans, the Disabled, LGBTQs, and well, everyone except Hispanics. And even some Hispanics, Cubans, love the Orange Cupid.

WORLD LEADERSHIP – the Golden Eminence has the ultimate respect of countries all across the globe, well maybe not the predominantly Muslim countries, but they don’t count anyway. In just 2 days at the NATO meeting, the Orange Negotiator fixed NATO’s financial issues and all nations thanked him for holding them accountable for the financial commitments they had made.

DIPLOMACY – Any President can work with our Traditional Allies like Canada, Mexico, the UK, France, Germany, etc, but it takes a Special Kind of Leader, a Great Diplomat, to establish diplomacy with past Advisories, Totalitarians, Facists, Oligarths, and Dictators like Vlads Putin, Rodrigo Duterte, Recep Erdogan, and of course, Kim Jung Un. The Orange Ambassador is following his recipe for success documented in “The Art of the Deal” to make World Peace.

WORK ETHIC – The Golden Working Stiff accomplishes more in 4 days than Obama or the Bushes I and II could accomplish in 7 days. This Work Ethic allows the Orange Duffer to spend long weekends golfing in Mir-a-Lago to reenergize so he can hit it again for another productive 4 day work week. The Orange Alligator is the hardest working reptile in the Swamp.

So what do the Liberals, Academia, and the Fake News Media have left to knit pick? A few grammatical errors in some Tweets. While Sarkes does not condone or allow grammatical errors or sloppy composition in Sarkes Corner, given all of that the Golden Essayist has accomplished, Sarkes can give a pass on a malaprop or two, or three, in a Tweet.

The Orange Alligator, the hardest working Reptile in the Swamp
White House staff stand ready to review the Tweets