– Stormy Daniels (Stormy D) was in Washington, D.C., July 9 and 10, to open a new Gentleman’s Club, the Cloakroom, on 5th & H Street NW.
– Sarkes was granted an exclusive interview.
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While Sarkes was in WDC to visit granddaughter Baby Addison (and son David / daughter in law Meredith) he received a call from Stormy D’s Publicity Agent stating that Stormy D would like to be interviewed by Sarkes for Sarkes Corner.
Seems that Sarkes Corner WDC Bureau Chief, Ashok Agrawal, was an acquaintance of Julian, bouncer at the Cloakroom. At Ashok’s request, Julian reached out to Stormy D’s agent, pointing out that both Sarkes and Stormy D were in town at the same time.
Stormy D’s Agent said that Stormy D was a subscriber to Sarkes Corner and that she felt comfortable being interviewed by Sarkes as she knew that Sarkes was a Truth Machine, a Purveyor of Facts.
For the Millennium subscribers to Sarkes Corner, a Gentleman’s Club is a fancy name for a Strip Club where good looking, large breasted women take off their clothes and strut around a stage naked. Think of the Women of Fox News Fair and Balanced; instead of sitting in front of a camera in tight fitting, short dresses, they are on a stage with no clothes. Believe Sarkes, there are few Gentleman customers in a Gentleman’s Club.
Sarkes sat down for the Exclusive interview with Stormy D in the Presidential Suite (Lap Dance Room) on the upper floor of the Cloakroom in WDC:
Sarkes: Thanks for granting me this exclusive interview Stormy. Aren’t you taking a big risk talking to Sarkes on the record?
Stormy D: Yes Sarkes, I am taking a big risk but it will be worth it.
Sarkes: I don’t want to waste your valuable time, but what can you say to Sarkes Corner that you didn’t already say to Anderson Cooper in the now famous CBS 60 Minutes interview?
Stormy D: Well Sarkes, you saw the interview, Anderson Cooper threw me underhand softball questions and I was never able to properly defend myself. The interview on 60 Minutes was heavily edited and I trust that won’t happen with Sarkes Corner.
Sarkes: That’s right Stormy, our Mottos is: Sarkes Corner, No Spin – You Win. OK Stormy, let’s go. Did you have sex with Donald Trump?
Stormy D: Well, yes I did. It didn’t start out that way. I met Donnie at a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe in July, 2006. He invited me to dinner in his suite. Just after our appetizer and before the main course, he got up and grabbed my P – – – y, just like he said he does in the now famous Access Hollywood tape.
Sarkes: Well Stormy, after he grabbed your P – – – y, what did you do?
Stormy D: Well Sarkes, I told Donnie that he was being a naughty boy and then I spanked him on his rather large Ass a few times. After that, one thing led to another and bada boom, bada bing, we were in bed doing the big Nasty. It was really nothing more than that. I wasn’t surprised, as you know, Donnie prefers Blond women with big Tits.
Sarkes: Well that pretty much clears that up. So what is this law suit all about?
Stormy D: Sarkes, you are a Truth Machine, and all I want is for Donnie to be truthful and admit what he did. What’s the big deal? He’s been having extramarital affairs with 3 wives for over 40 years, it never bothered him before. Now, just because he is the President he clams up, he’s all Family Values, give me a break. Like we say in Louisiana where I was raised: “That dog don’t hunt”.
Sarkes: What about the $130,000 you took from Michael Cohen?
Stormy D: Just look around The Cloakroom here Sarkes, I have been doing Strip joints like the Cloakroom here for over 20 years. I don’t know how many more years that America’s Cock Hounds will pay to see me naked, my girls are starting to droop. When Donnie lied about our tryst, I figured there was a lucrative book deal and a made for TV movie in the future.
Sarkes: Great Stormy, anything else you’d like to get off your ample chest?
Stormy D: No Sarkes, that’s what I wanted to communicate to the American people. Thank you.
Sarkes: Stormy, let me conclude this interview with one last question. Was Marco Rubio correct, does Donald Trump have a small penis?
Stormy D: Well, Sarkes, I won’t comment on the size of Donnies pecker, but I will tell you something, it was Orange, oh yeah, it was Orange. I took a picture when Donnie wasn’t looking.