Children Against Tariffs

Executive Summary:

– The Orange Negotiator says Trade Wars are easy to Win.

– Most Economists say Trade Wars only hurt consumers.

– Children are fighting against Tariffs.

The Golden Ambassador has picked a fight, a Tariff War, with Canada, Mexico, China, the European Union, and well, everyone. The Orange Arbitrator is confidant that the rest of the world will blink first and another chapter of MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN will be finished. God Bless America……First……..and Only.

Most Economists say that Trade Wars only hurt consumers. These Economists must be Academic Liberals, so what do they really know about the real world. But the Golden Professor knows the real world and how to win.

But now, a new radical movement has been started by Children in Washington DC. This movement, Children Against Tariffs or CATs, is organizing peaceful protests against the ever escalating Trade War started by the Orange Adjudicator.

Now the CATs Movement is not to be confused with the PUSSY HAT Movement, where millions of women wore Pink knit hats in protest over the election of the Golden P-Grabber.

Sarkes was first exposed to the CATs Movement when visiting granddaughter Addison in Washington, DC. One morning, Addison and Nanny-Share friend Jackson were wearing shirts in support of US companies most harmed by the thoughtless Tariff War started by the Orange Emissary, Boeing and Harley-Davidson Naturally, Addison was wearing a Boeing shirt in support of her grandfather Sarkes and Jackson a Harley-Davidson shirt cause, well, he does look like a future biker. See picture below.

Harley-Davidson was viciously criticized by the Golden Counterpuncher when they announced that they would be forced to move some production of their motor cycles overseas as a result of the Tariff Wars. Of course, the Orange Conciliator continues to screw with Boeing, the number 1 United States EXPORTER of products which is perplexing. Sarkes wonders why the Golden Ringleader would attack America’s Cash Cow.

Both 11 months old, neither Addison or Jackson could provide details about why they had joined the CATs Movement, but Sarkes is proud that the youth of America today are getting involved in the political process. Lets hope that the Children Against Tariffs, the CATs, have more influence over the Golden Intellectual than all of the world’s failed Economists. Someone needs to put a stop this senseless Tariff War.

2 Women wearing Pussy Hats in Protest of Trump’s Election
Granddaughter Addison and friend Jackson Protesting the Tariff War
Great Boeing Commercial Aircraft crippled by the Tariff War
Harley-Davidson moving Production of it’s Hogs Overseas due to the Tariff War