Donald Trump June Staff Meeting

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes publishes the transcript of Donald Trump’s June 2018 Staff Meeting.

As you know, Sarkes has direct insight into the Trump White House through a confidential Source, LEAKER. LEAKER, at great risk, somehow records the Donald Trump Staff Meetings and sends the tape to Sarkes. Sarkes provides the transcript, word for word, for your reading pleasure.

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General John Kelly (Chief of Staff): “OK everyone, lets get going, we have a lot to discuss. You have the agenda in front of you. First, President Trump will not be attending today’s staff meeting as he wants to get an early jump on his 4th of July holiday at Mir-a-Lago. He is Teeing off right about now. Vice President Pence will chair today’s staff meeting.”

Mike Pence (Vice President): “Thank you John. If you don’t mind, I would like to change today’s agenda. But first, let’s start with a prayer. Everybody, please join hands and bow your heads.”

“Lord Jesus, we thank you for convincing Anthony Kennedy to retire from the Supreme Court. Justice Kennedy was once a Conservative but Satan’s temptation drove him to vote with the Godless Liberals. We pray that you forgive the sins of Justice Kennedy and, and with your love and guidance, we will select a strong Conservative judge to replace Kennedy. We also pray that President Trump, the greatest President in history, has a blessed vacation at Mir-a-Lago. And give all of us the strength to Make America Great Again. Amen”

The Entire Staff: “Amen, ah, Amen, what, Amen, (mumbling) give me a break, (mumbling) what the F – – K, Amen.”

Mike Pence (Vice President): “The first order of business, we need to come up with a strategy to overturn Roe v Wade. Since 1973, millions of babies have died and we now have our chance to change that. I was thinking we need to get at least 20 Red states to pass state laws abolishing abortion. When the ACLU sues, this will make it’s way to the Supreme Court, and our new Conservative Supreme Court will vote with the states. Can we make that happen?”

Dead silence, you could hear a pin drop.

Mike Pence (Vice President): “OK, now after we overturn Roe v Wade our next order of business is to overturn the rights of Gays and Lesbians to marry. In fact, if we can figure out a way, I want to drive these sinners back into the closet where they belong. Any ideas?”

Dead silence, you could hear a pin drop.

General Jim Mattis (Secretary of Defense): “Excuse me Mr. Pence, I just received a text that we have a military emergency and I need to leave. (whispering to General John Kelly on his way out: “what a F – – king moron”)

Steven Mnuchin (Secretary of Treasury): “Uh Mr. Pence, I need to help General Kelly with his military emergency, I will make sure he has all the funding he needs to solve his military emergency. (whispering to General John Kelly on his way out: you got to stop this Fundamentalist whacko, NOW).”

General John Kelly just shakes his bowed head.

Mike Pence (Vice President): “OK guys, good luck. Now, after we take care of the gays and lesbians, I want to work on the Affirmative Action laws that benefit the Blacks and Latinos at the expense of deserving White Americans. Now this might be a bit harder as the Blacks are still holding on to that Slavery thing and the Latinos are breeding like Rabbits, and their population is growing exponentially. Ben, you’re Black, and you never did that Affirmative Action thing, I want to assign this to you. Now, do we have any Hispanics on this staff?”

Ben Carson (Secretary of Housing and Urban Development): “Boss, I am proud to be the ONLY Black man in the Trump Cabinet, I’ll take care of it”

Jeff Sessions (Attorney General): “Mr. Pence, maybe we can use Nikki Haley to work the Hispanic issue. She is Brown and that might be close enough. I’ll call her back from the United Nations”

Mike Pence (Vice President): “Thanks Ben, thanks Jeff. Just think how Great America will be when we overturn Roe v Wade, put the LGBT’s back in the closet and stop this senseless Affirmative Action.”

“Now my final agenda item is a bit more challenging, I want to revoke the 19th Amendment. Since 1920, women have had the Right to Vote and look what’s happened. The results, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Elizabeth Waters, others. The 19th Amendment created these monsters. Women belong in the home supporting their man. Uh, no offense Betsy.”

Betsy De Vevos (Secretary of Education): “Oh Mr. Pence, no offense taken.”

Mike Pence (Vice President): “Well team, that should do it for this staff meeting. Everyone have a Safe and Blessed 4th of July Holiday. And, with the grace of God, we will return next week to continue to Make America Great Again, in the spirt of our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ, Amen. Meeting adjourned.”

Dead silence, you could hear a pin drop.

Pence takes guidance from Jesus, not the Constitution
VP Pence praying, the Orange Ameba taking a nap