Be Aware if Traveling to Florida

Executive Summary

– The State of Florida has revoked 291 concealed weapons permits after an employee stopped reviewing background checks

– Florida Agriculture Commissioner Adam Putnam said his agency had a ‘deceitful’ employee.

Sarkes thanks Sarkes Corner Contributor and Sister Cindy Mamelian for this story out of Florida from CNN. Cindy, a frequent traveler to Florida, the Gunshine State, is always on the lookout for stories of the antics of Florida Crackers.

Florida, the Gunshine State, have over 1.5 MILLION citizens with Concealed Carry Permits, 1.5 MILLION! The overwhelming majority of these citizens are Crackers who are low on the Socio-Economic and Intelligence scales.

It is unknown how many Florida Crackers Pack Heat without bothering to apply for a Concealed Carry Permit.

To compound matters, Florida recently revoked almost 300 concealed weapons permits after discovering that a state employee failed to review criminal background checks on applicants because she couldn’t log into the computer system. So, instead of calling IT, the Florida State Clerk just issued the Concealed Carry Permits without conducting the required Background Checks. Some Florida State Government employees are not the sharpest knifes in the drawer.

As a result of computer problems, which lasted for more than a year, 291 people got concealed carry permits who should not have received them. That’s 291 Crackers who should not be Packing Heat.

Florida Commissioner Adam Putman, now a candidate for Governor to replace Tricky Ricky Scott, said: ”The former employee was both deceitful and negligent, and we immediately launched an investigation and implemented safeguards to ensure this never happens again.

There you have it. Travelers to Florida Beware. At any pubic venue, Restaurant, Shopping Malls, Ball Park, everywhere, the stranger next to you most likely is Packing Heat, and some number of these are Crackers who should have never been issued a Concealed Carry Permit.

Florida Politician Adam Putman (left) with other Old White Guys with Guns
Florida Crackerette Packing Concealed Heat
Florida Cracker Packing Concealed Heat