The GOP Lineup is Strong

Executive Summary:

– A Nevada Pimp wins the GOP primary in Nevada
– The Pimp celebrates his win with a famous Hollywood Madam

Sarkes thanks Sarkes Corner Contributor and friend Roy Moses for this great story from Fox News Fair and Balanced out of Nevada.

First of all, Sarkes declares that he cannot make this stuff up. Sarkes Corner is a Truth Machine. Sarkes Corner – No Spin, You Win.

While Sarkes, a recovering Liberal, is enjoying the Tsunami of cash bloating his Portfolio thru Trickle Down, the Orange Brick road to becoming a Card Carrying Conservative Republican is fraught with Pot Holes. It seems as Sarkes takes two steps forward on the Orange Brick Road then one step back.

Pimp Dennis Hof, star of the HBO adult reality series “Cathouse,” won a Republican primary for the Nevada state Legislature on Tuesday, ousting a three-term lawmaker.

Hof celebrated his win at a party in Pahrump, Nevada, with Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss at his side.

GOP Pimp Hof, a Political novice, gives all the credit to the Orange Sniffer saying: “It’s all because Donald Trump was the Christopher Columbus for me, he found the way and I jumped on it.” This kind of testimonial is usually reserved for our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ, placing the Golden Pontiff as a pea in the same pod with Jesus.

Hof, a famous author like the Orange Journalist, wrote a book titled “The Art of the Pimp,” and has dubbed himself “The Trump of Pahrump (a city in Nevada)”.

Sarkes is easily confused and his conversion from a Demon Dem Liberal to a Reagan/Trump Conservative has Sarkeses head spinning. Sarkes ponders:
– how does electing Pimps and P-Grabbers align with the GOP position of Family Values?
– how does passing a budget that adds Trillions of dollars to our deficit align with the GOP focus on Fiscal Conservatism?
– how can GOP Lawmakers advocate that businesses should be able to refuse to sell to “Coloreds” or that Diversity is Un-American?

Alas, Sarkes does not panic. His solid, Rich, Old, White, Conservative Florida neighbors are always there to help Sarkes when he hits the curb while navigating the Orange Brick road to becoming a Reagan/Trump Conservative.

Sarkeses Conservative Florida neighbors tell Sarkes to stay laser focused on just one thing – TRICKLE DOWN and the Tsunami of Cash that is pouring into our Portfolios.

GOP Pimp Dennis Hof
GOP Pimp Dennis Hof and his Constiuents
GOP Pimp Hof is an advocate for Health Care Reform
Like the Orange Pulitzer, GOP Pimp is a Best Seller Author
GOP Pimp Hof and supporter Madame Heidi Fleiss