Sarkes In The Swamp

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes is in the Swamp visiting Granddaughter Addison (Baby Adds)
– Sarkes had scheduled a meeting with the Orange Orator
– Sarkes introduces “Sarkes Street Speak”

Sarkes is in the Swamp, WDC, visiting granddaughter Addison (Baby Adds) Katz-Korkoian. While Baby Adds was born a Washington Nationals fan, her baseball roots are with the St. Louis Cardinals. See attached pic.

But Sarkes digresses, back on Point.

While in the Swamp, Sarkes contacted the Golden Gazebo to discuss the impact to Sarkes, and other Boeing retirees, as a result of the Orange Tabby’s removing the US out of the Iran Nuclear Deal, and the impending cancellation of the 20 BILLION, that’s BILLION with a B, order for Commercial jets.

The Golden Globe agreed to meet with Sarkes on Friday morning at the Trump International Hotel in downtown WDC. See attached pic. Alas, Sarkes received a call from Chief of Staff John Kelly with regrets that the Orange Tide had to cancel as he was running behind schedule and was on his way to Mar-a-Lago for another great weekend of Golf.

While standing in front of the Trump International Hotel, Sarkes decided not to waste a Golden opportunity. So standing outside the Trump International Hotel, Sarkes launched the inaugural edition of “Sarkes Street Speak”.

So what is “Sarkes Street Speak”? “Sarkes Street Speak” is like Jay Leno’s Jaywalking segment where Jay asks everyday people on the street questions that every American should be able to answer. “Many People Say” that Jay Leno’s Jaywalking is Fake News or at least they cherry picked the dumbest answers for Entertainment value.

This is not the case for “Sarkes Street Speak”. Sarkes is a Truth Machine. “Sarkes Street Speak” is presented, unedited, as-answered by the People on the streets of WDC.

“Sarkes Street Speak” – Outside the Trump International Hotel on Pennsylvania Avenue in WDC.

Sarkes asked: “What does the J. stand for in Donald J. Trump?”

The answers from the People:

Jennifer P. age 23, New York, NY: “I know, I know, it stands for JACKASS”

Ron K. age 42, Boston, MA: “Simple, it’s JERK”

Joyce M. age 18, Berkeley, CA: “Um, is it J – – KOFF?”

Bill K., age 55, Baltimore, MD: “JERK for sure”

Jeffry S. age 31, Philadelphia, PA: “JOCKSTRAP”

Shaniqua T. age 24, Harlem, NY: “How about JIVE ASS TURKEY”

Kristen L. age 34, Chicago, IL: “It’s JELLYBRAIN”

Donna C. age 49, Hartford, CT: “For sure, JABBERMOUTH”

Frank L. age 19, San Francisco, CA: “JAMUCK, no doubt about it”

Rich F. age 42, Seattle, WA: “I think it stands for JAFO”

Jim S. age 57, Detroit, MI: “JIGALO, take it to the bank”

Leroy F. age 26, Tulsa, OK: “I have no idea”

Cindy M. age 35, Dallas, TX: “Who is Donald J. Trump?”

Roy L. age 32, Macon, GA: “I don’t care, but he better leave my guns alone”

Eric P. age 45, Little Rock, AR: “Is it JEFFERSON like Clinton?”

There you have it, America has spoken.

Baby Adds in her Cardinal Outfit
Sarkes Outside the Trump International Hotel