Sarkes Predicts that Trump Will Win in 2020

Executive Summary:

– Sarkes has connected the Dots and boldly predicts that the Orange Emperor will win the 2020 Presidential Election.

– Sarkes provides his analysis.

Sarkes, here an now, boldly predicts that the Golden Palomino will win the 2020 Presidential Election. Sarkes connects Dots where most can not even see the Dots.

DISCLAIMER DISCLSIMER DISCLAIMER: Sarkes prediction is Null and Void IF:
the Orange Ameba is Impeached
the Golden Goliath is incapacitated due to a Heart Attack from eating too many Steaks and Hamburgers OR if the Orange Cheese Ball has a Stroke due to angst over the Russian Collusion investigation or Stormy Daniels.

Sarkeses investigation shows that the Golden Bull Horn has SOLID base of 35% to 40% of the Electorate. This base consists of:

Heat Packing, Undereducated, Underemployed Rural, White Folk: This constituency has bought in FULLY to the Anti-Immigrant, Islamaphobic, Homophobic, 2nd Amendment, America First, America Only, rhetoric of the Orange Cheeto. As the Golden Goof Ball said on the Campaign Trail: “I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters”.

Educated, Rich, Old, White Folk, like Sarkeses Florida Neighbors: This constituency is not happy with the 1.3 TRILLION Deficit generated by the Golden Economists TAX CUT and SPEND economic policies. But Sarkeses Rich, Old, White neighbors are happy with the Tsunami of Cash that has bloated their Portfolios. As long as the Trickle Down continues, and the Rich get Richer, this constituency will be a solid voting block for the Orange Pulp.

American Evangelicals: American Evangelicals are solidly behind the Golden Scepter. At the 2018 Evangelical Convention, scheduled for the Fall of 2018, it is predicted that the Evangelical Convention will Declassify Adultery as a Sin, clearing the way for all God Fearing Christinas to vote for the Orange Crucifix.

“Many People Say”, but Sarkes, 35% to 40% of the Electorate is solid but not enough to win the Presidential Election. And, it is anticipated that Women and Young New voters will NOT be voting for the Golden Gestapo. So, where will the Orange Cantaloupe get the votes to make up the delta.

The answer – BLACK AMERICANS. Sarkes predicts that the Golden Dipstick will bring home the Black Vote in 2020. “Many People Say”, Sarkes, are you nuts. The Black Community always votes Democrat. In the last Presidential election, only 8% of Black voters voted Republican.

So, how will BLACKS bring home a victory for Orange Oligarch? 4 reasons:

Ben Carson: Ben Carson is the token Black in the Trump Cabinet. With the exception of the $30,000 Dining Room Table scandal, Carson has been a role model for America’s RICH Black community. While the Rich Black community is small, it’s still something. Rich Blacks will follow Carson to the polls and will vote for the Golden Gemuck.

Kenya West: Kenya West has professed his ‘love’ for the Orange Jumpsuit and proudly sports a Red “Make America Great Again Hat”. West is a popular Hip Hop AND Pop Recording Artist. Many Blacks enjoy Kenya West’s music, and this will be enough to bring a large block of Blacks to vote for the Gold Bullet. The only baggage with Kenya West is that he is married to an Armenian, Kim Kardashian. But Kardashian has a Big Butt which is a Black Men love. (Reference: Baby Got Back – I like Big Butts, 1992, Sir-Mix-Alot)

The Black Guy at Donald Trump Rallies: Maurice Symonette, who is also called “Michael the Black Man” is a fixture at every Golden Gulag’s Political Rallies. Michael the Black Man is always strategically placed behind the Orange Is The New Black for everyone Black person to see and holds up a “Blacks for Trump” poster. Poor blacks are always exposed to “Michael the Black Man”, no matter what Cable Channel they are watching. “Michael the Black Man” relates to the majority of the Black population in America who just might follow Michael the Black Man to the vote for the Gold Fish.

Diamond and Silk: Here is the Wild Card. Diamond and Silk are 2 Conservative Black Women who spread the Gospel according to Golden Gestapo to Black people. Diamond and Silk especially resonate with Black Women. Black Women are a powerful influence in the Black community and Diamond and Silk may be the difference makers.
Take it to the bank, the Blacks will bring home 4 more years of Strong, Conservative Leadership in 2020 for the Gold Trumpet.

Like the Orange Mac & Cheese bellowed to Blacks during his campaign:

“Blacks Love Me”
“I am the least racist person”
“I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.”
“What the Hell Do You Have to Lose”

So Sarkes declares, take it to the Bank, American Blacks will bring home a victory in 2020 for the Golden Czar.