Followup: Vaccines in Florida

Executive Summary:

– Yesterday, Sarkes exposed the Florida Vaccine Vacation Scam

– The same day, Florida changed it’s policy on who gets the Vaccine

Sarkes Corner crack investigative reports exposed a scam that was impacting hundreds of thousand Florida Seniors, age 65 and up, who cannot get an appointment for a Coronavirus Vaccine.   All the while, “Vacationers” from Foreign Countries, and Rich Old White Men from out of state, have been able butt in line to receive the Coronavirus Vaccine, all they needed to do was to prove that they were 65 and older. 

Resident Florida Seniors are frustrated that they cannot get a Vaccine

Simultaneously with the posting of Sarkes Corner, Florida State Officials took action to limit the scant supply of COVID-19 vaccine to full-time and part-time residents.  An Executive Order was issued requiring people seeking an appointment for a Vaccine to provide proof of residency, putting an end to the Vaccine Vacations.

Florida Governor Ron DUHSantis did an abrupt about face to minimize the embarrassment of Vaccine Vacations

After the Posting of Sarkes Corner and the Flip Flop announcement of DUHSantis, the Sarkes Corner Website crashed with the rush of comments coming in from cherished Sarkes Corner subscribers.

A small handful of the comments were critical, stating that Sarkes had broke the Vaccine Vacation Scam story AFTER Florida executed the Flip Flop.  Comments included: 

“Sarkes, you are guilty of bayoneting the dead, shameful”

“This is Fake News, or at best, Alternate Facts, you should be ashamed”

“I can no longer watch Fox News and now I need to boycott Sarkes Corner”

But, the overwhelming majority of comments, over 95 percent, were supportive of the professional reporting from Sarkes Corner staff, and the impact the story had on forcing Florida to change the Vaccine process and eliminating Vaccine Vacations.

You see, Sarkes had sent a draft of the Sarkes Corner that was going to expose the Vaccine Vacations to Ron DUHSantis well in advance of posting the article yesterday.  Sarkes did not get a reply from DUHSantis.  But, apparently DUHSantis, understanding the power and reach of Sarkes Corner, did a 180 degree Flip Flop, in record time, and changed the Vaccine Policy.

Floridians are so frustrated with the antics and bungling of the DUHSantis administration.  “Many People Say” Sarkes, we beg you to run for Florida Governor in 2022 and give the Old Heave Ho to this Clown DUHSantis.  Alas, Sarkes must disappoint his constituents.  Sarkes states emphatically:  “Sarkes shall not seek, and will not accept, the nomination of my party, for the Governorship of Florida.  If nominated, Sarkes will not run, if elected, Sarkes will not serve.”

Sarkes must catch up on travel lost to the Coronavirus, no time to be the Florida Governor

Vaccines in Florida

Executive Summary:

  • Florida has always been a tourism destination 
  • Now, foreigners and out-of-staters are heading to the Gunshine State for a COVID-19 vaccine vacation

Thanks to Dr. Todd Ruecker for this breaking story from Florida, the Gunshine State.  Dr. Ruecker, widely recognized as the smartest subscriber to Sarkes Corner, is often confused with singer Darius Rucker, but they are not related.

Todd and Darius are both successful, but are not related

Although many states are now expanding their eligibility criteria for the COVID-19 vaccine, Florida was one of the first to offer the shot to adults aged 65 and older.   Editors Note:  Sarkes and Chris, residents of Estero, FL, have received their first COVID-19 vaccine and are scheduled for their second shot on February 6.

Chris and Sarkes are beneficiaries of the Senior Friendly Florida vaccination policy

“Many People Say” that the reason that Florida was the first state to give priority to Seniors who are 65 years old is yet another Political Ploy from Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.  You see, DUHSantis, a Donald Trump Orange Mini-Me, is up for reelection in 2022 and hopes that a Tsunami of Florida Seniors will thank him for his compassion and give him a second term.

Over the past 4 years, DUHSantis, the Orange Mini-Me, was one of the most loyal Trump Lap Dogs
DUHSantis is Pro-Wall, and supported Trump by building a big beautiful wall in Florida to keep out the Haitians and others from Shit-Hole Countries

Now, Vaccine-seekers have flocked to Florida from Canada and Argentina, as well as New York and other states.  Governor DUHSantis said in a press conference that most of these visitors are in fact part-time residents, not so-called “vaccine tourists.” “If they have a residence and they’re not just kind of flying by night for a week or two, I’m totally fine with that.  That’s a little bit different than somebody that’s just doing tourism and trying to come here. So we’re discouraging people to come to Florida just to get a vaccine.”

DUHSantis would want you to believe that he is a compassionate, man of the people, don’t be hoodwinked, he is just clueless

However, Florida’s Vaccination Plan DOES NOT require proof of Florida residency for someone to get vaccinated.  Several instances of “outsiders” getting the Coronavirus have been cited:

A 66-year-old woman from Buenos Aires was visiting family in Miami and decided to try to get the vaccine while she was here since the vaccine is not widely available in Argentina.  She went to an official vaccination site in Tampa, showed her passport as identification and proof of travel insurance, and got a vaccine.

Many people from Argentina can pass for Floridian Hispanics

Two Rich, Old, White Guys, New Jersey developers David and Bill Mack, circumvented the official vaccine distribution process and got their shots thanks to their connections with a Florida nursing home. 

The Macks prove that there are advantages for being Rich, Old, and White
The Macks were not required to stand in long lines like Poorer, Senior Floridians

Even Canadian “snowbirds”, who canceled their trips to Florida this year due to the pandemic, are now considering rescheduling in light of DUHSantis’ vaccine rollout.

Sarkes misses his Canadian neighbors and supports them coming back for a Vaccine 
Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau, Eh, knows that if more Canadians go to the US for their Vaccines, the more he will have for his constituents, Eh

Finally, there is a Republican Civil War brewing in Florida.  DUHSantis’ predecessor, and current US Senator, Rick “Tricky Ricky” Scott, has called for a federal investigation into Florida’s coronavirus vaccine distribution, citing reports that Donors to South Florida nursing homes are being offered life-saving shots ahead of the general public. 

You know Tricky Ricky, former CEO of Columbia/HCA.  Under The Tricksters Leadership, Columbia/HCA committed massive Medicare Fraud, and agreed to pay $1.7 billion in fines, then the largest health care fraud case in the country.  But don’t worry about Tricky Ricky, he has repented, thanks to a Golden Parachute that included:  a 5.1 MILLION Severance, 300 MILLION in Stock, and $950,000 per year consulting contract for 5 years.  Not bad.

Rick Scott knows Fraud when he sees it

Rick Scott reports that an executive at West Palm Beach’s MorseLife Health System called donors and members of the assisted living facility’s board and offered them vaccinations while millions of elderly and vulnerable Floridians struggled to get access to the shots.  Tricky Ricky called the details of the report “disgusting,” “immoral” and evidence of “gross mismanagement.”  Scott said:  “We have to do everything possible to get this vaccine out in an efficient and fair manner, and I am calling for a full Congressional investigation into reports of improper vaccine distribution”. 

When DUHSantis was asked about the reports of mismanagement of the vaccine distribution, he said:  “I’m not sure about that.”  Of course he isn’t sure.

Of course DUHSantis is confused, he though all was well

The Florida Civil War between Tricky Ricky Scott and DUHSantis is not new, the Vaccine distribution scandal is just the latest volley. The two Republicans clashed last year over the state’s failing unemployment system, with each pointing a finger at the other for the debacle.  And, The Trickster has been critical of the way DUHSantis has handled the Coronavirus in Florida.

“Many People Say” that this Florida Civil War has erupted as both Tricky Ricky, DUHSantis, along with “Little” Marco Rubio have all expressed interest in running for President in 2024.

Tricky Ricky Scott, Ron DUHSantis, and Little Marco Rubio might come up short if the Orange Candidate decides to run in 2024

The NRA Needs You

Executive Summary:

  • The National Rifle Association (NRA) has filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Protection
  • More than ever, the NRA needs all Great Americans to “Stand Up and Stand By”

The National Rifle Association (NRA), the powerful gun lobby that has been at the center of some of the nation’s most heated debates over weapons rights, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection Friday.  The NRA needs your help!

DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMERSarkes does not Pack Heat.  In fact, Sarkes only remembers firing a weapon once, and that was at Boy Scout Camp with Son David over 30 years back (a 22 Single Shot Rifle).  But Sarkes, a Truth Machine, does not let this interfere with his Fair and Balanced Reporting.  DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER

The only Heat that Sarkes Packs is his Long Rifle Lighter used to light candles and BBQ Grill

Our Founding Fathers, in their wisdom, crafted the 2nd Amendment, although “Many People Say” it should have been the 1st amendment:  “A well regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.”

The Founding Fathers should have switched the order of the 1st and 2nd Amendments 

You see, our Founding Fathers fought for our Freedom in the War for Independence against England using single shot rifles and pistols, BUT, our Founding Fathers had the vision that Weapon technology would evolve to today’s Large Magazine, Semi Automatic Assault Weapons.  The 2nd Amendment is no mistake, Noooo. 

The Founding Fathers vision for America is legendary

Founded in 1871, the NRA has built a reputation as one of the nation’s fiercest protectors of gun rights, becoming a major force in national politics and government.

Today, the NRA has more than 5 million members, but still has faced financial turmoil in recent years.  The NRA has also experienced a public power struggle between Wayne LaPierre and Oliver North that ended with North getting the Old Heave Ho in 2019.

Wayne LaPierre got “The Drop” on Ollie North who was Double Tapped and snuffed out of the NRA

The NRA filed for Bankruptcy in Texas.  Chapter 11 bankruptcy is designed to allow companies or organizations to restructure their operations, shed debt, delay lawsuits and emerge as a sustainable enterprise. But it can lead to dissolution or liquidation.

The NRA’s Bankruptcy is blamed on NRA Leaders wasteful, unchecked spending that led the organization to go from a $27.8 million surplus in 2016 to a $36.3 million net deficit in 2018.   Hmmmmm, the Financial disaster of the NRA just happens to coincide with the Trump Administration’s Tax Cut and Spend Economic policies.  Coincidence? ………………. Sarkes Thinks Not.

LaPierre and the Orange Rifleman, Two Peas in an Economic Pod

Thru their Bankruptcy filing, the NRA has committed to changing the errors of their past, and are committed to prudent, financial policies and austere spending practices.  The NRA’s Word is as solid as the Lone Ranger’s Silver Bullet.

Silver Bullets were the Calling Card of the Lone Ranger, an NRA advocate

The disillusion of the NRA, if the Bankruptcy fails, would be a true American tragedy.  Who can forget these Literary Pearls of Wisdom generated by the NRA Leaders, NRA Members and NRA Lackeys:

 “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”

“If there was an Armed Guards patrolling the halls at our Schools the results would have been far better.”

“The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 

“Mass Murders with semi automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 

“Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this mass shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”

“Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like California, what do you expect”.

Members of the NRA include the Famous and Everyday Mericans

Sarkes appeals to all Americans, Heat Packers or Not.  We cannot let the NRA go 4 Paws Up.  This Great American institution and defender of our God Given and Constitutional Rights, must be spared to continue their Nobel calling to make sure that every American can Pack Heat.

Sarkes asks all Americans to make generous donations to the NRA.  Unlike may calls for donations that you see on TV that ask for your donations in any amount, no matter how small, this is not one of those calls.  Sarkes is asking you to make Uuuuuuuge donations to the NRA.

To that end, Sarkes is asking for you to send donations, $100.00 minimum / no maximum, to Sarkes who will make sure that your donation (minus a reasonable management fee) is sent to the NRA to keep them solvent.

Send your donation to:  Sarkes, Estero, FL, 34135

Sarkes doesn’t need to call 911

Going to Brunch While Black

Executive Summary:

  • This is the 14th in the Award Winning Series of “XXXX” While Black in America”
  • In this Edition, a Black Teen, on his way to Brunch with his Father, was accused, and attacked by a White Women for stealing her Cell Phone

“XXXX” While Black in America” is a series of Sarkes Corner in-depth reporting that documents White Folk accosting Black People who were going about their daily routines in predominantly White neighborhoods and environments, and calling Police to arrest the Black Perps.  In each case, the White Folk claimed that “I am not a Racist”.

Previous editions of “XXXX” While Black in America” documented:

“Baby Sitting While Black”, “Black and Living in a Luxury Condo”, “Gardening While Black”,  “Cashing a Check While Black”, “Wrestling While Black”, “Cell Phone Calling While Black”, “Waiting for AAA While Black”, “Eating Yogurt While Black”, “Taking the SAT While Black”, “Picking up Trash While Black”, “In the Hospital While Black” and “Moving Households While Black”

The in-depth reporting found in the Sarkes Corner “XXXX” While Black in America” series should have secured the Nobel Literature Prize for Sarkes.   But, the Nobel Literature Prize was STOLEN from Sarkes by the Nobel Committee who RIGGED the selection process.  Sarkes claims that the Nobel Literature Prize has been the most Rigged Selection in Nobel History.  Sarkeses cadre of Armenian and Jewish Lawyers have over 50 Law Suits in work to overturn the Nobel Literature Prize selection. Sarkes will not rest until every Legal Nobel Literature Prize vote is counted and every Illegal Nobel Literature Prize vote is purged.

The Nobel Committee awarding the Nobel Prize in Literature to others, including Mealy Mouth Bob Dylan, and not Sarkes was:   Fake News, Alternate Facts, Phony, Failed Take Down, Witch Hunt, Charade, Hoax, Hit Job, a Thousand Stabs, Sham, Scam, Set Up, Treasonous, Literature Assassination, Harassment, Lynching, Triple Hearsay, Crusade, and a Terrible Thing.

Mealy Mouth Bob Dylan won the Nobel Literature Prize over Sarkes, that’s Proof enough of a Rigged and Stolen Selection Process

But Sarkes digresses, back on point.  This latest story involves a White Woman, in the Arlo Hotel in New York City,  who falsely accused the son of Black Jazz Musician, Keyon Harrold, of stealing her Cell Phone.  Harrold, and his 14 year old son Harrold Junior, were on their way to Brunch in the Hotel Restaurant.  

For some unknown reason, the White Woman concluded that Harold Jr. had stolen her Cell Phone and started to verbally attack Harrold Sr. and Harold Jr. demanding that they show her their Cell Phones, believing that Harold Jr.’s Cell Phone was hers.  The White Woman was standing behind an Arlo Hotel Manager telling him;  “Literally get it back for me, please”, The Hotel Manager agreed, asking the Harolds to produce their Cell Phones saying; “I’m trying to settle this situation”.

This Woman naturally assumed that a Black Youth in a Boutique Hotel had stolen her Cell Phone, the Arlo Hotel Manager was caught in a Trick Bag

Harold Sr. then said; ”Are you kidding me? You feel like there’s only one iPhone made in the world?”  

The Women saw that Harold Sr. and Harold Jr. are Black, and naturally drew  the conclusion that they must have stolen her Cell phone

When the Harolds would not allow the Woman to inspect their Cell Phones and started to walk away, the Woman attacked Harold Jr, tackling him and searching for his Cell Phone, shouting; “I’m not letting him walk away with my phone!”

The White Woman could not let the Black Youth escape with her Cell Phone, could she?

Police say the woman has been positively identified and is an out-of-state resident.   Police went on to state that the incident is not being investigated as a bias incident at this time, but NYPD Chief of Detectives Rodney Harrison said that after viewing the video, potential charges may include assault, grand larceny or maybe even attempted robbery.

This is the White Woman who attacked the Young Black Teen, shades of George Zimmerman

THE WOMAN’S CELL PHONE WAS LATER FOUND IN AN UBER AND RETURNED TO THE HOTEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  WHAT

Haven’t we all left our Cell Phones in a Uber at one time or another, and honest mistake Right?

Arlo Hotel management said in a posting that they reached out to Harrold and his son to apologize.  “We’re deeply disheartened about the recent incident of baseless accusation, prejudice, and assault against an innocent guest of Arlo Hotel. No Arlo guest – or any person – should be subject to this kind of behavior.  We want to apologize to Mr. Harrold and his son for this inexcusable experience, and have reached out to them directly to express our sincere regret and to offer help in dealing with the traumatic event.” Let Sarkes interpret: We really stepped in a pile of shit here and will do anything to make this go away.

The Arlo Hotel acted quickly to cover their ass as they prepare for the inevitable legal action

Normally, the Crack, Tier 1 Reporters at Sarkes Corner get the Scoop ahead of all other News Organizations.  In this rare occurrence, CNN was the first news organization to talk to the White Woman Perp by phone.  Sarkeses only explanation is that he is still recovering from Mental Angst from all of the current Election Circus, and that is impacting the Sarkes Corner Staff.

Sarkeses Angst allowed CNN to get the Scoop on The Corner, that should never happen

CNN is not naming the 22 year old White Woman Perp at this time because she said she has concerns for her safety.  Of course, the White Woman Perp disputed Harrold’s account of what happened, even though all of the incident was caught on video.  The White Woman Perp claimed SHE was assaulted during the altercation.

When CNN asked the White Woman Perp whether she’s concerned about possibly facing charges and overall how she is portrayed in the video, she said, “Of course I worry. That’s not who I am. I actually try very hard to make sure that I am always doing the right thing.  I am not a Racist!”

The White Woman Perp is innocent, SHE was attacked, and IS NOT A RACIST!

Sarkes always says that if one has to say that they are not a Racist they probably are. But hey, what does Sarkes know.

Christmas Cookies

Executive Summary:

– Who doesn’t love Christmas Cookies?

– Florida woman makes her Christmas Cookies with Python Eggs

Sarkes has not published a Sarkes Corner for several weeks.  Sarkes had previously taken a Mental Health pause after the Presidential Election in November, and thought that he had recovered enough to lead the Staff of Sarkes Corner to publish the important, relevant, and high quality, Sarkes Corners that the Public has expected for years.

But Sarkes had a relapse, requiring an additional Mental Health pause

Alas, Sarkes had a relapse and had to take a second Mental Health pause.  You see, the Orange Victim continues to dominate the daily news cycle with claims of massive voter fraud, a stolen election, scores of challenges in Federal Courts, talk of Marshall Law, and, when the Do-Nothing Congress finally passed 2 significant pieces of legislation; Military Funding and Covid Relief/Government Funding, the Orange Victim has refused to sign.

The Orange POTUS will not sign 2 important pieces of legislation

With the expiration of Federal Aid, Sarkes had to give his Sarkes Corner Staff notice of possible Pink Slips if Federal Aid is not forthcoming.  The issuance of Pink Slips to the Crack Sarkes Corner staff caused Sarkes much angst.  

Sarkes relieved his angst by smashing a Tennis Racquet

But back on point.  Sarkes decided to publish a more positive Christmas story, and what better feel good story than one that is about Christmas Cookies.  Who doesn’t love Christmas Cookies?

Everyone loves beautiful, tasty, Christmas Cookies

Anyone can publish a feel good Christmas article about beautiful, tasty, Christmas Cookies.  But Sarkes, a Literary Genius, seeks the story that needs to be told, stories that you will not find on Page 1 of notable News Sources.  Here, Sarkes reports on how a Florida Woman makes her Christmas Cookies with Python Eggs.

Christmas Cookies made with Python Eggs have a unique taste

Sarkes provides a brief history of the Pythons found in the Florida Everglades.  The Burmese Python is not native to Florida.  Pythons are believed to have appeared in the Florida Everglades in the early 1980s, having been kept as pets and then released by frustrated owners who got tired of feeding them mice and other live meals. In the Everglades, the Pythons found perfect conditions; plenty of water in which to mate and abundant food. The Pythons in the Everglades have no natural predators, which has led to high reproduction rates. Female Pythons can lay up to 100 eggs a year, with each egg measuring up to 5 inches.

Eggs from the Florida Python are Uuuuuuuuuge!, Uuuuuuuuuuge!

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission have sponsored Python Hunts in the Everglades paying a bounty for each Python killed.  Donna Kalil is a veteran python hunter who just bagged snake number 470 since she joined the python elimination program.  

The Python can run but cannot hide from Hunter Donna Kalil

Donna Kalil is not only a proficient Python Hunter, she is also an award winning Python Chief.  Like all Great White Hunters in America, Kalil eats what she kills.  The Python is called the “chicken of the Glades”.  Kalil is known for making meals, snacks and even sweets from her bounty.  During this holiday season, Kalil has made; Python Jerky, Python Grits, Python Pasta, Python Sliders, and Christmas Cookies made with snake-yolk dough.  Kalil’s top cooking tip: “Don’t overcook python. It’s really tricky to get it right. It takes practice.”

Python meat tastes like Chicken, but is much, much, much, more

But one must proceed with caution.  You see, the Florida Everglades have high levels of Mercury which the Florida Python absorbs.  Kalil suggests that if one wants to cook and eat Python, to use a home testing kit to check mercury levels.

Nothing spoils a great batch of Christmas Cookies faster than Mercury poisoning.

Sarkes Declares the Election was RIGGED, STOLEN!

Executive Summary:

– Many States are certifying the final vote counts from the November Election

– Sarkes received just a fraction of the votes predicted

The Final vote count for the Presidential Election are in:

Joe Biden received 81,270,700 for 51.3%

Donald Trump received 74,216,308 for 46.9%

Sarkes received 17 votes for .00000001%

What!  How is this possible.  While Sarkes had not formally declared his bid for the Presidency, the staff of Sarkes Corner predicted that Sarkes would receive over 500 write in ballot votes. While Sarkes had no chance or winning the 2020 Presidential Election, he is concerned that many supporters of Sarkes for President did not have their ballots counted.

Everyone talks about Trump and Biden, but what about Sarkes??!!!

Sarkes was interviewed by the Sarkes Corner Political Bureau.  Normally, Sarkes is cool, calm, collected, reasonable, flexible, and a Stable Genius.  But uncharacteristically, Sarkes ranted and made the following incoherent, nonsensical  statements in regard to the results of the Presidential Election:

“This is a fraud on the American public.”

“Sarkes says, Count every vote.”

“This election is far from over.”

“Beginning Monday, the Sarkes Legal team will start prosecuting our case in court to ensure election laws are fully upheld and the rightful winner is seated,”

“The American People are entitled to an honest election: that means counting all legal ballots, and not counting any illegal ballots.”

“We all know why Joe Biden is rushing to falsely pose as the winner, and why his media allies are trying so hard to help him: they don’t want the truth to be exposed. The simple fact is this election is far from over.” 

“I will not rest until the American People have the honest vote count they deserve and that Democracy demands.”

“Highly suspect ballots were cast that amounted to absolute fraud.”

“Legal votes decide who is president, not the news media.”

“Obviously, Sarkes is not going to concede when at least 600,000 ballots are in question.” 

“This has a long way to go.”

“There has been massive fraud!”

“I think you’re dealing with a very fraudulent system. I’m very worried about that. Many People are very disappointed that we were robbed.”

“It’s gonna be a very hard thing to concede because we know there was massive fraud.”

“Sarkes demands that every legal vote be counted and every illegal vote be discarded!”

“Stop The Steal!!!!!”

Sarkes hopes that the Rigged Election system is fixed before the 2024 Presidential Election and supporters of Sarkes will have their votes counted.  In 2024, Sarkes will be 74 years old, which is rather young for a US President these days.  

If Sarkes monitors his Blood Sugar and keeps up his exercise regime, he should be in good shape to run for President in 2024

The Election WAS Rigged and Stolen!

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes had previously analyzed the ways that the Deep State could Rig the Presidential Election
  • Sarkes now has proof that the Deep State has Rigged and Stolen the Presidential Election

In the Sarkes Corner published on October 13:  Voter Fraud & A Rigged Election, Sarkes analyzed the charges made by the Orange Chosen One that the Deep State was Rigging the November Presidential Election.  The Orange Profit claimed that the Deep State was:

  • Placing Fake Ballot Boxes in Conservative Neighborhoods and collecting, then trashing, the Ballots from unsuspecting Conservatives
  • Paying children to steal Ballots from Mail Boxes in Conservative neighborhoods, paying a bounty of $5 for each stolen Ballot
  • Rigging the Voter Rosters by adding Dead people who would then vote for Joe Biden
  • Sneaking into the US Illegal Mexicans to vote for Joe Biden, just like Hillary Clinton
  • Paying corrupt Postal Workers to divert Ballots from Conservative neighborhoods to Poor Liberal neighborhoods where they would be filled out for Joe Biden
  • Printing Ballots in Foreign countries with special disappearing Ink that would fade out any ballots cast for the Orange Victim

After that exhaustive analysis on the many ways that the Deep State was Rigging the November election, Sarkes concluded that it WAS quite possible that the November election could be Rigged.

Fast Forward to Today

As you know, Sarkes had been off the Grid for about 3 weeks after the election.  Sarkeses head had been spinning with the daily political news, charges, acquisitions and general bull shit that we Americans were exposed.  So Sarkes took a Mental Health Break, focusing on re runs of Judge Judy, and just recently retuned to the busy Sarkes Corner News Room.

After 3 weeks taking a Mental Health Break, with good Coffee and reruns of Judge Judy, Sarkes is back in the Sarkes Corner News Room

At the first Editorial Board Meeting with Sarkes Corner reporters after his return, Sarkes sensed that something was seriously wrong.  Sarkes Corner reporters, mostly graduates from the finest Journalism School in the country, the University of Missouri, had their heads down and avoiding eye contact with Sarkes.  Sarkes told the reporters: “Listen, you know Sarkes is cool, collected, flexible, unflappable, a Stable Genius, so come out with it, what’s wrong.”

Finally, Sarkes was given the Harsh Truth.  The Sarkes Corner Investigative Reporters told Sarkes that they had uncovered indisputable evidence that the November HAD been Rigged……………………and that their evidence was against Sarkes sweet granddaughter, 3 year old Addison Katz-Korkoian.  

Sarkes Corner Reporters charged granddaughter Addie with Voter Fraud and more

Needless to say, Sarkes was in shock and calmly asked the Reporters what evidence they had to charge little Addie with these serious charges.  The Reporters reluctantly provided the evidence.

On October 29, a Sarkes Corner field team found little Addie, assisted by her mother Meredith, STEALING Ballots from a Washington DC Ballot Box.

Little Addie was allegedly receiving $5 for each stolen Conservative Ballot 

Next, the Sarkes Corner Reporters, accessing Addie’s Facebook Account, found the following evidence proving that she had illegally voted for Joe Biden.

Little Addie, at 3 years old, admitted to have voted for Joe Biden

Sarkes, a Truth Machine, had no choice but to report these felonies to the proper authorities.  Sarkes first call was to the Orange Exalted Leader’s personal attorney, William Barr.  Sarkes was told to leave a message but to not expect a return call as Barr was booked up until January 20.  

Personal Attorney William Barr, working on his resume, was too busy to talk to Sarkes

Sarkes then called the head of the Orange Eminence’s Election Legal Team, Rudy (Rud the Dud) Giuliani.  Rud the Dud was busy getting a hair cut and dye but Sarkes was assured that Rudy would get back to Sarkes.

Rud the Dud would surely use this evidence to prove Massive, Uuuuuuge Voter Fraud

After those calls, Sarkes decided to appeal to the Highest Authority, and called the Orange Premier.  Sarkes was told that the Orange Commander in Tweets was watching Fox News, but would call Sarkes during a commercial break between Tucker Carlson and Sean O’Hannity.   

The Orange Nielsen has Split Screen capabilities so he can simultaneously watch Fox News AND One America News Network

True to his word, and when has the Orange Commandant ever lied to the American People, Sarkes received a call back.  A transcript of that call is next:

Sarkes:  Mr. President, thank you so much for calling me back.

Donald Trump:  Anytime Sarkes, I am extremely busy, but never too busy to call you.  What can I do for you.

Sarkes:  Well Mr. President, I have good news and bad news.  The good news is that I have indisputable evidence that the November Election was Rigged and Stolen from you. I have forwarded that information to the head of your Legal Team, Rudy Giuliani.

Donald Trump: That is good news Sarkes.  This was an election that we won easily. We won it by a lot. Very sad to say it, this election was rigged and we can’t let that happen. We can’t let it happen for our country. This election has to be turned around.

Donald Trump:  Thanks Sarkes, but what is the bad news?

Sarkes:  Well Mr. President, I regret to report that the main perpetrator is my sweet 3 year old Grandaughter, Addison Katz-Korkoian.  What I need is for you is to Pardon Addison.  She is too young to spend time in the Slammer and Sarkes commits to work with Addision to convert her to become a Great Conservative like you and Ronald Reagan.  I am asking for you to give Addison a break by giving her an unconditional Pardon.

Donald Trump:  Considerate done Sarkes.  I will get on it right away, well, after I watch Laura Ingraham tonight, she is one fine looking skit eh?  I am heading to my Virginia Golf resort tomorrow morning but someone should call you after that to confirm the Pardon.

Sarkes: Thanks Mr. President, see you soon at Mir-A-Lago.

The Orange Bird Dog would love to P-Grab Laura Ingraham
Sarkes and Trump at a recent Rally in Naples, FL

Florida Man Saves Puppy from a Gator

Executive Summary:

  • A man in Florida rescued his puppy from the jaws of an alligator 
  • The puppy is OK, the Gator is OK, the Man is OK, the Man’s Cigar is OK

Thanks to the smartest Subscriber to Sarkes Corner, Dr. Todd Ruecker, for this story from Sarkeses back yard.

First of all, “Many People Say” Sarkes, have you been on sabbatical?  We haven’t received an Award Winning Sarkes Corner is a while.  We even called our Internet Provider and Email Provider to see if the Trump Administration had censored Sarkes Corner!!  What gives??!!!

Dear Subscribers, don’t fret, Sarkes Corner was not censored by the Orange Pulitzer. No, Sarkes was not on sabbatical.  Simply stated, Sarkes was taking a Mental Health break as the daily drama since Election night has made Sarkes nauseous.  Alas, with rest and relaxation, limiting TV time to reruns of Judge Judy, and avoiding ALL Cable News, Sarkes is renewed and ready to resume his journey to a Nobel Prize in Literature.

Sarkes had a mental health scare, but is now refreshed and back in the game

 An Estero, Florida man, Richard Wilbanks, rescued his puppy from the jaws of an alligator, diving under the water and wrestling the reptile all without dropping the cigar in his mouth.  “Many People Say” Sarkes, don’t you live in Estero, Florida?  Indeed, Sarkes does live in Estero, Florida (formerly Bonita Springs) but does not know Richard Wilbanks.  You see, Estero has a bi-model demographic:  Gated Country Club communities where residents wear collared golf shirts tucked into nice shorts, AND, other communities where residents wear sleeveless T-shirts and Cargo shorts or Phys Ed shorts.  These two Estero communities do cross paths at Publix but Sarkes does not remember meeting Wilbanks.

Richard Wilbanks does not live in a gated community in Estero

Wilbanks, 74, was walking his Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Gunner, around the pond near his retirement home when the alligator raced up from the water and grabbed the dog.  Wilbanks said: It came out of the water like a missile.  I never thought an alligator could be that fast. It was so quick.”  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnyghAjzu1Q

The vicious attack on little Gunner was captured on Camera

Cameras set up by the Florida Wildlife Federation captured the encounter, which shows Wilbanks in the pond, his head submerged as he tries to grab a hold of the alligator. He then emerges holding the reptile, which still has the dog in its jaws. In Wilbank’s jaws is a cigar – which he never drops.  Wilbanks moves to the edge of the pond while trying to pry the dog free. Eventually he succeeds, and Gunner runs away while Wilbanks tries to extract his own hands from the creature’s mouth.

A rush of adrenalin allowed Wilbanks save his cigar

Gunner has since seen a vet, and while he suffered a small puncture wound to his stomach, he is otherwise fine. Wilbanks suffered puncture wounds to his hands.

Gunner and Wilbanks suffered minor puncture wounds but are fine

It is easy for us to place blame on the Gator, but Sarkes digs deeper and cautions all to not jump to this conclusion.  You see, it is a requirement in most Florida communities that Dogs must be on a leash when out of the house.  In Florida, a strong Red state, this requirement is often ignored as many of Sarkeses neighbors do not want the Government interfering with their Rights.  

Don’t Blame Gunner, he is innocent, he can’t put the leash on himself

Also, most ponds and lakes where Gators reside are clearly marked with warning signs, and this was the case in Wilbank’s neighborhood. 

Signs clearly warn citizens that there could be danger in the lake 

Wilbanks said that he will be keeping Gunner on a leash and at least 10 feet from the pond from now on.  Duh, really, you figured this out all by yourself!!

In the end, all is well, the puppy is OK, the Gator is OK, the Man is OK, the Man’s Cigar is OK.

Cracker Election Vandalism

Executive Summary:

  • A Cracker drove through a Florida town in a Backhoe digging up Biden-Harris Campaign Signs
  • The Cracker then led police in an O.J. Simpson Slow Motion Chase thru town

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributors Jerry Katz and Cindy Mamelian for this head shaking story of Cracker Vandalism in Haines City, Florida. 

Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze.  Crackers are usually, friendly, Salt of the Earth people………….UNTIL they get hopped up on Booze or Drugs.  Once on Booze or Drugs, the Cracker transforms into a different person.  Add Heat to that mix, and the results are often tragic.

Cracker James Blight was arrested in Haines City, FL, for stealing a Backhoe to dig up the yards and vandalize the homes of people displaying Joe Biden signs.

Biden-Harris Campaign Signs were the target of this Cracker’s vicious attack

Cracker James Blight, 26, was arrested and charged with Grand Theft Auto and Trespassing.  Cracker Blight told police that he had been drinking whiskey all day and did not remember most of the day.  Cracker Blight said that he couldn’t remember stealing the Backhoe or remembering damaging the Joe Biden signs. Cracker Blight also admitted that he did not know how to operate a Backhoe. Thankfully, Cracker Blight was not Packing Heat.

Cracker Blight did a good job of operating this Backhoe with no training

In addition, Cracker Blight took out a chain-link fence and a city-owned speed limit sign.  Haines City Police Chief Jim Elensky said: “It’s absurd that a grown man could think he had the right to destroy someone else’s property based on a difference in political opinion. The fact that he was driving this heavy equipment, that he did not know how to operate, down busy roads could have been disastrous. We’re thankful that no one was hurt in this matter,”.

Police Chief Jim Elensky is dismayed with Cracker Blights behavior 

Good Samaritan and Resident neighbor Cornelius Marion witnessed the vicious attack said:  “He revved up the engine and rammed the fence.  I saw the driver scooping up the yard and the Biden-Harris campaign sign. I thought something was wrong.  I jumped into my truck and called 911 and followed him along, and the whole time he’s riding down the road, he’s yelling at people, cussing them out.”

Cracker Blight defines the Orange Oligarch’s Base, and hates Democrats 

After his initial attack on Biden Campaign Signs, Cracker Blight then led Police on a slow-motion Backhoe chase across town similar to the famous slow-motion car O.J Simpson Bronco Car chase.  Cars started backing up behind the slow moving Backhoe. 

Cracker Blight had them backed up like the OJ Slo Mo Bronco Car Chase

But Cracker Blight was not done.  As Cracker Blight passed by another lawn with multiple Biden-Harris campaign signs, he turned the Backhoe and dug more Signs and then hit the the Speed Limit Sign, knocking it down.

Part of the Carnage done by the vicious attack by Cracker Blight 

Cracker Blight’s vicious attack on Biden Campaign Signs and City Property was done in a Black neighborhood.  But, Cracker Blight IS NOT A RACIST, it’s just that Blacks vote predominantly for Democrats, DESPITE all that the Orange MLK has done for Blacks the past 4 years.

The Orange Freedom Fighter has done more for Blacks than any President since Abe Lincoln

Haines City Police were questioning Cracker Blight’s explanation of his behaviors stating:  ”Blight claimed he was drunk, but if he was drunk, how could he steal and drive a tractor right up here to this area, that’s a predominantly Black area? Operating the backhoe like a normal person. Blight said that he accidentally ran into something, but no, you don’t deliberately dropped your front end loader at the other house and scoop up in their yard, so I don’t buy the drunkenness part.”

Haines City Police are questioning Cracker Blights explanation, but they should know better as they deal with Drunk Crackers every day

Sarkes is surprised that the Haines City Police are as naive as they seem.  They should know the power of a Cracker hopped up on Booze and Drugs.  It happens everyday in Florida.  Inebriated Crackers have accomplished some amazing feats. 

Yet Another Tragic Cracker Shooting

Executive Summary:

– Florida Cracker Shot His Twin Brother 

– They were just Joking around

23-year-old Cracker Thomas Parkinson-Freeman, and his Twin brother Mathias, were sitting in a parked 1995 Nissan Pathfinder vehicle with another Cracker friend outside their home.   Cracker Mathias pulled out a concealed handgun and pointed it at his Twin Brother Cracker Thomas. Cracker Thomas reacted by pulling out a handgun of his own, pointing it at his Twin brother. Cracker Thomas then pulled the trigger and Twin Brother Cracker Mathias was mortally wounded after being struck in the face.

Cracker Thomas killed his Twin Brother Mathias in another tragic Cracker Heat incident 
The Parkinson-Freeman Cracker abode, the scene of this tragic crime.

Police reported: “The brothers talked and joking around just before the shooting, and there was no indication of any sort of conflict.”  When he was arrested, Cracker Thomas was wearing a gun belt to show it off to the other Crackers.

While rare, some Crackers proudly Pack their Heat in functional and fashionable gun belts

Police concluded that Cracker Thomas was NOT acting in self-defense when he drew and fired his gun because he told detectives that he was not in fear,   and that he did not believe Twin Brother Cracker Mathias had any intention of shooting him. As such, Florida’s Heat Friendly “Stand Your Ground” Law, made famous by the George Zimmerman killing of Trayvon Martin, did not apply.  

George Zimmerman made Florida’s Stand Your Ground Law an NRA Best Practice
The young Cracker Twins in a more innocent time

Cracker Thomas claims that he was reacting based on Training.   Training, Training, what Training?!!  Are these Crackers Twins White Supremacists, far Right Neo-Fascists like The Proud Boys or other such groups?  One of the side benefits of joining a White Supremacist group is access to top of the line Automatic Weapons and first class firearm Training.  

The Proud Boys; are Great Americans, Pack Automatic Heat, are Well Trained, and MAGA

Cracker Thomas has been charged with manslaughter.

What can be said about this incident:

  • A Tragedy 
  • Very Unfortunate
  • What a Waste
  • Truly Heartbreaking
  • Thinning The Herd
The Proud Boys have been instructed by their Orange Commandant to Stand Back, Stand By