One Brazen Cracker

Executive Summary:

  • Florida Cracker Anthony James David took his Neighbors to an NFL Game and paid with a credit card that he stole from them. 
  • Is this one Brazen Cracker or what

Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze.  Sarkes is a Truth Machine, he cannot make this stuff up.

A Florida Cracker, Anthony James David, generously offered to treat his neighbors to a Tampa Bay Buccaneers football game.  Investigators in Hernando County said that Cracker David paid for the tickets to the Bucs game using a credit card he stole from the people he invited to the game. 

On the surface, Cracker David seemed like a generous neighbor

Cracker David was arrested on various fraud charges.  The arrest came after neighbors Bill and Melissa Callahan reported their credit cards had been used fraudulently to purchase a wide variety of goods and services including flowers from a florist, food from Panera, and $750 worth of legal services from an attorney (Morgan and Morgan, For The People)

Cracker David made various purchases with the stolen credit card

But the biggest score Cracker David made off the Callahans was when he treated them to a Tampa Bay Bucs game using one of their credit cards.  

Bill Callahan stated:  “As it turned out looking at our credit card statement, we had actually financed the entire day.  He seemed like a really nice guy. Introduced himself as a pharmaceutical rep, and everything seemed pretty accurate with what he was telling us.”  Cracker David was caught when surveillance video from some of the purchases implicated him.

Tickets, Food, and Drinks for 3 at a Tampa Bay Bucs game = $$$$$$$$$$

If Sarkes was the Prosecuting Attorney in Tampa, he would add a Hate Crime rider to the charges against Cracker David.  What makes this a Hate Crime?  Despite winning the Super Bowl, the Tampa Bay Bucs have the UGLIEST uniforms of ANY professional sports team.  Red and Pewter, …….. Pewter, what’s with Pewter.  The Tampa Bay Bucs uniforms STINK.  So, not only did the Callahans pay for the game with their stolen credit cards, they had to watch a football game with the ugliest uniforms in all of Pro Teams.  Now, that is Cruel.

Tom Brady may be the GREATEST OF ALL TIME, but he cannot make the Red and Pewter look good

Golf is a Dangerous Sport

Executive Summary:

– Golf is typically depicted as a Leisure Walk in the Park

– In fact, Golf is a Dangerous Sport

“Many People Say” that Golf is a sport of leisure for the Rich, Old, White Man.  Sarkes is here to say that Golf can often be a dangerous sport, almost as dangerous as Auto Racing, Downhill Skiing, and other sports where participants are always on the edge of disaster.  

Don’t be fooled, Golf is also a dangerous sport

Mark Twain once said: “Golf is a good walk ruined”.   Mark Twain was born in Florida……………Florida, Missouri that is.  As such, when Mark Twain played golf in Missouri, his only risk was stepping in a gopher hole and breaking an ankle.  Twain may have been an intellect, but he had no idea about the perils of golfing in Florida………the State that is. 

Mark Twain was not as smart as history would lead one to believe

Golf can be a healthy way to exercise and have fun, but it can also lead to severe injuries.  According to government statistics, more than 300,000 people have suffered serious golf injuries the past few years.  Many required hospitalization and some were fatal.  The most common golf injuries are face impact injuries, either the ball or the club hitting the golfers face. OUCH, OH MY, THAT HAD TO HURT!

These Florida Golfers have a great trophies from getting hit with a Golf Ball

Florida Golfer’s Ball ends up in Alligator’s Mouth

An alligator must have wanted to play some golf Monday at Pelican Sound Golf Club in Estero, FL, Sarkeses home town.  When golfer Marc Goldstein, 68, went looking for his ball after a wayward shot near a pond, he noticed something else was interested in it.   Goldstein said:  ”As I got close I saw that my golf ball was lying adjacent to the alligator’s head, so I grabbed my phone for a picture, but before I could take one the Gator picked it up in his mouth.”  Goldstein said he didn’t do anything after the alligator took off into the pond with his Titelist ProV-1 golf ball.

Golfer Goldstein did not try to retrieve his $4.50 ProV-1 golf ball

Florida Golfer Retrieves his Golf Ball

A Golfer in Cape Coral, Florida grabs, his ball off the back of an alligator.  A video captured an alligator sunbathing in a golf course pond with a golf ball laying on top of its tail.   The golfer, not wanting to lose his $4.50 ProV-1 golf ball, snuck up on the Gator and retrieved his golf ball. 

https://fox2now.com/news/national/watch-florida-man-retrieves-golf-ball-off-gators-back/

One guess as to which is the dumber species in this video

Florida Golfer Drowns Fishing for Golf Balls

A Florida golfer is believed to have drowned after falling into a golf club pond while looking for his lost golf ball.  Hermilo Jazmines of Lutz, Florida, was playing golf with a friend at the East Lake Woodlands Country Club in Oldsmar.  Jazmines teed off and was last seen looking for his ball near the hole #3 green. Jazmines’ golf cart was parked on the cart path and his putter was found lying on the ground near the water.  Deputies were called after Jazmines was reported missing and the Oldsmar Fire Department searched the wooded area and the edge of the pond. 

The Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office dive team responded and located Jazmines submerged in the water near his putter. He was pronounced deceased on scene.   Investigators say the evidence suggests Jazmines may have fallen into the water and drowned. Deputies spoke with friends of Jazmines who say he likes to search the course for lost golf balls.

East Lake Woodlands CC was the scene of an unfortunate Golf accident

There are many ways that accidents happen on Golf Courses in Florida.

While no bodily injuries happened here, this Florida Cracker had a serious Fashion accident 

Sarkes is well aware of the hazards of playing Golf and is a strong proponent of playing Defensive Golf.

Sarkes reduces his chance of injury to himself and others by using an Armenian Rage Club

Special Edition – The Armenian Genocide Anniversary

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes pauses to recognize the 106th anniversary of the Genocide of the Armenian nation by the Ottoman Turks
  • April 24, 1915 is considered the beginning of the Armenian Genocide
  • The United States Government has finally recognized the Armenian Genocide by the Ottoman Empire

Sarkes is a descendent of survivors of the Armenian Genocide where all 4 of his grandparents immigrated to the United States, one illegally.  

Sarkeses Paternal Grandparents Sarkis and Khanem Korkoian with father Yero on the pedestal 

Sarkeses Maternal Grandparents Soghomon and Zaghig Ossian, mother Alice back row middle

The Armenian Genocide was the systematic mass murder and ethnic cleansing of 1.5 million (of approximately 2 million) ethnic Armenians from their traditional homeland within the Ottoman Empire during World War I.  

The anniversary of the Armenian Genocide is commemorated every year on April 24.   April 24, 1915 is considered the beginning of the Armenian Genocide, which started with the deportation and execution of Armenian intellectuals and political leaders.

The United States Government has been slow to recognize this Genocide of the Armenia people primarily due to a strong Turkish Lobby,  and fears of the political ramifications of disrupting relations with Turkey.  Turkey is a key NATO ally and the US maintains military operations, and Nuclear weapons, in Turkey as the first line of defense against Russia.  

In late 2019, both the US House of Representatives and the US Senate passed resolutions recognizing the Genocide of the Armenian people. Recently, President Biden has also recognized this Genocide.  With Biden’s recognition,  the United States Government has now formally recognized the Genocide of the Armenian people.  Why this took 106 years cannot be logically explained.

The History:

The Ottoman Empire, which started in the 16th Century, was ruled by Turks who had conquered lands extending from Eastern Europe to North Africa and West Asia. Within the Ottoman Empire, an Islamic State, other religions (Christian, Jews, etc)  lived in relative peace but as 2nd class citizens, being denied participation in government, paying discriminatory taxes, and more.  

In the 19th Century, the Ottoman Empire was in serious decline.  By 1914, the Ottoman Empire had lost all of its conquered lands in Eastern Europe and Africa.  These losses created enormous internal pressures which contributed to the intensification of ethnic tensions.  Armenians in the Ottoman Empire, having seen the secession of former Ottoman territories in Europe and Africa, aspired for greater representation and participation.  

As the Ottoman Empire declined in the late 1800’s, a new political group, the Young Turks seized power.  As the Ottoman armies suffered a string of military defeats, a convenient scapegoat was the Armenian people who were blamed as collaborating with the enemies of the Ottoman Empire, especially Russia.  When World War I broke out in 1914, the Ottoman Empire joined Germany and Austria-Hungary and declared war on Russia, Great Britain and France.

The Young Turks had a strategy of making the Ottoman Empire a homogeneous Islamic state, and used the war as a convenient excuse to order the deportation of thousands of Armenians from their homeland thru the Syrian desert to Allepo.  In fact, this “resettlement program” were death marches designed to surgically remove Armenians from the Ottoman Empire with little or no destruction of their property. 

The “resettlement” of the Armenian people was actually a death march where few survived

After the defeat of the Ottoman Empire in World War I, the current Republic of Turkey was formed, and all related matters of resettlement and restitution to the Armenian survivors of the Genocide was soon forgotten.  What were the consequences of not immediately addressing the Armenian Genocide?  In Nazi Germany, as Adolph Hitler planned the Genocide of the Jews in Europe, when challenged about ramifications, Hitler said:   “Who, after all, speaks today of the annihilation of the Armenians?” We all know how that worked out.

The Republic of Turkey was formed at the end of World War I and after the fall of the Ottoman Empire.  From day one, this new Turkish Government has strongly denied that the Ottoman Empire had committed Genocide against the Armenian people.  Their denial is based on the assumption that the “relocation” of Armenians was a legitimate state action in response to a real Armenian uprising that threatened the existence of the empire during wartime. The Turkish Governments positions that the Ottoman Empire intended to resettle Armenians rather than kill them. They claim the death toll is exaggerated or attribute the deaths to other factors, such as a disease, bad weather, rogue local officials, or bands of Kurds and outlaws. Therefore, their main argument is that “There was no genocide, and the Armenians were to blame for it.”    Turkish denial is usually accompanied by rhetoric of Armenian treachery, aggression, criminality, and territorial ambition”.  Let Sarkes interpret:  The Ottoman Empire almost eliminated the entire Armenian nation, and it was all the fault of the Armenians. 

In summary, the population of historic Armenia was eliminated from the region.  The surviving refugees spread throughout the world, and Armenian diaspora now numbers 11 million with 1 million in the United States.  The current population of the Republic of Armenia is 3 million. 

Follow Up:  Sarkes recommends to those of you who might be interested, to do some reading about OPERATION NEMESIS.  1921, a tightly knit band of Armenian assassins set out to avenge the deaths of the victims of the Armenian Genocide. They were a humble bunch: an accountant, a life insurance salesman, a newspaper editor, an engineering student, and a diplomat. Together they formed one of the most effective assassination squads in history, hunting down and killing the leaders of the Ottoman Empire and architects to the Armenian Genocide.  

Sarkes outside the Gardens of the Armenian Embassy in Washington, DC

Note:  If interested, one can Google “Armenian Genocide Images”, but be prepared for some very horrific and unsettling pictures of the Armenian Genocide.

Sarkes Corner Editorial Board Announcement

Executive Summary:

  • The Sarkes Corner Editorial Board has a Major Announcement 
  • Sarkes Corner will no longer report on Mass Shootings in America
  • Sarkes was not happy with this decision

The Sarkes Corner Editorial Board Announcement:

The Sarkes Corner Editorial Board has decided that Sarkes will no longer report on Mass Shootings by Angry White Men with Semi Automatic Assault Weapons.  

These Mass Shootings are occurring with increasing frequency and have taken a disproportionate amount of Blog Time for Sarkes Corner.  A recent decision by the Sarkes Corner Editorial Board to limit reporting to Mass Shootings that kill 6 or more innocent people has not had an impact.

The Sarkes Corner Editorial Board believes that the constant reporting on Mass Shootings in America by Angry White Men, using Semi Automatic Assault Weapons, has taken Sarkes away from his Core Competencies like:

  • Judge Judy
  • George Zimmerman
  • “The Former Guy” the Orange Dotard
  • Florida Crackers (Florida Man)
  • Living Black in America
  • More

Sarkes was not pleased with the Sarkes Corner Editorial Board decision claiming that this Censorship rivals only that placed on the Press by the Strongman Fraternity Brothers; Putin, Erdagon, Xi, Duterte, and Jung Un.

Sensitive to Sarkeses position, the Sarkes Corner Editorial Board compromised with Sarkes and will allow him to report on Mass Shootings by Angry White Men using Semi Automatic Assault Weapons if 25 or more innocent people are murdered.  This will allow Sarkes to report on future Mass Shooting like those at:  Sandy Hook Elementary School, Virginia Tech, Las Vegas Concert, and the Orlando Night Club.  

While the Sarkes Corner Editorial Board will not allow Sarkes to report on Mass Shootings, the Board sends “Thoughts and Prayers” to all future victims and their families of future Mass Shootings. 

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Indianapolis, IN

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was in Indianapolis, IN
  • This Mass Shooting was the 4th in the US in the past month, Sarkes is working QUADRUPLE Overtime

EDITORIAL NOTE:  The Sarkes Corner Editorial Board recently placed the limitation that Sarkes can only report on Mass Shootings if 4 or more people are murdered.  Due to the overtime costs associated with these rash of Mass Shootings, the Sarkes Corner Editorial Board is considering upping the threshold to report only on Mass Shootings if 6 or more innocent people are murdered, and could kick that up to 8. 

Another Mass Murder, this time by an angry White Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Indianapolis, IN.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) the FedEx facility by the Indianapolis airport

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 8 people were murdered and 7 people were injured

The Mass Murderer, an Angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details)  Brandon Scott Hole, 19, was a former employee at the FedEx facility

Angry White Man Hole had a history with the Law and authorities had previously taken a gun from Hole

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) an AR-15 assault rifle

The AR-15 assault rifle is the weapon of choice for the Angry White Mass Murderer 

The Angry White Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) killed himself before capture by police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • Democrats say: “This is the time for strict gun laws”
  • President Biden said:  “These Mass Shootings must stop and are a National Disgrace”
  • Republicans say: “We are mourning the victims, it’s too soon to discuss gun legislation”
  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • The “Former Guy”, Donald Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there were more people in the FedEx facility with weapons the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Semi Automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like the FedEx facility, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murderer packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier. 

Like our Politicians always say:  Thoughts and Prayers, Thoughts and Prayers

Black Rifle Coffee Company

Executive Summary:

  • The Black Rifle Coffee Company says sales of its Weapons-Themed Coffee almost doubled in 2020
  • Great Mericans can love BOTH their Right to Bear Arms AND a Great Cup of Coffee

Black Rifle Coffee Co. says its AK-47 Espresso Blend “is here to conquer your taste buds.” Its extra-dark Murdered Out roast “will fuel your midnight ops or your morning commute.” Another of the six-year-old company’s blends, Coffee or Die roast, promises to “keep your freedom engine running.”   Black Rifle’s Silencer Smooth blend is for Great Mericans who prefer a light roast. Now that’s an effective Marketing strategy for Great 2nd Amendment, Heat Packing “Mericans”.  

Black Rifle Coffee Company has a blend for every Heat Packing Merican

With firearms-themed branding, unabashed support for police and the military, and a founder who hasn’t shied away from political debate, Black Rifle Coffee Company is a prime example of the way some businesses are capitalizing on politically engaged consumers’ hyper-partisan shopping habits.

“I know who my customer is. I know who I’m trying to serve coffee to. I know who my customer isn’t,” said Evan Hafer, the company’s 44-year-old founder and chief executive. “I don’t need to be everything to all people.” Salt Lake City-based Black Rifle Coffee said its revenue nearly doubled in 2020 to $163 million.

Owner Evan Hafer knows that Mericans that Pack Heat also love their coffee

American firms historically sought to stay above the partisan fray, an approach summarized by basketball legend Michael Jordan, who famously proclaimed: “Republicans buy sneakers too.” Now more consumers want CEOs to take a stand. In 2020, 60% of American consumers would make a decision about whether to buy or boycott a company’s product based on its stand on societal issues, up from 47% in 2017.

Michael Jordan knows that even Republicans buy Air Jordans

Black Rifle Coffee Company gets FREE advertising where they least expected.  Kyle Rittenhouse, charged when he was 17 years old with killing two people at a Black Lives Matter protest in Kenosha, Wis., was photographed wearing a Black Rifle Coffee T-Shirt when he was released on bond in November.

Anti-BLM Terrorist Kyle Rittenhouse loves his Black Rifle Coffee

One of the best-known photos from the Jan. 6 Capitol Insurrection showed Eric Munchel, in tactical gear and a Black Rifle Coffee Hat, leaping over a railing with a handful of plastic handcuffs.

MAGA Terrorist Zip-Tie-Guy Eric Munchel loves his Black Rifle Coffee

But more recently, Owner Hafer has sought to distance Black Rifle Coffee Company from such incidents, angering some fans in the process. After he said in a video that the company had no ties to Mr. Rittenhouse, a small Coffee Company that also targets Right-Wing coffee buyers, Stocking Mill Coffee, praised accused killer Rittenhouse on Twitter and offered him one of its own T-shirts. Stocking Mill Coffee wants to be the coffee of choice for White Suprematists.

Stocking Mill Coffee will NOT turn their back on MAGA Terrorists

Mr. Hafer said in an interview that as he has increasingly focused on military veterans’ issues, he has been trying to move Black Rifle Company Company beyond being affiliated with a particular political party.  “I’ve got an incredible opportunity to affect veterans’ lives for the better, and I’m not going to squander it in the gutter of partisan politics,” said the former Green Beret. “I was carrying a rifle five years ago, I’m not a sophisticated businessman.”

Owner Hafer was a Green Beret but now is an “Unsophisticated” businessman

Owner Hafer said he began roasting coffee on a tour of duty in Iraq in 2006. He named the company after his service rifle, which was usually by his side while roasting coffee. “Black Rifle” is a phrase used to describe military weapons like M16s and their civilian counterparts, AR-15 style rifles, which have become a potent symbol in the gun-rights fight in America.  Owner Hafer said:  “It dawned on me later, that Oh, this is going to piss people off, and I just kind of embraced it.”

Owner Hafer proudly named his company after his Automatic Assault Rifle 

When Starbucks Corporation promised to hire 10,000 Refugees in response to “The Former Guy’s” executive order barring more of them from entering the country, Owner Hafer grabbed headlines by vowing to hire 10,000 Veterans. 

Starbucks hires Refugees, Black Rifle hires Veterans

After Keurig dropped its sponsorship of Sean O’Hannity’s show over comments the Fox News commentator made about sexual abuse allegations against then-Alabama Sen. Roy Moore, Sean O’Hannity and Donald Trump Jr. promoted Black Rifle Coffee on Twitter.

Great Mericans Orange Jr. and O’Hannity prefer Black Rifle Coffee to Keurig

Black Rifle Coffee Company Coffee and Merchandise make great Birthday, Christmas, or MAGA Rally Gifts for White Mericans.  Black Rifle Coffee Company merchandise are the gifts that keep on giving.

Great 2nd Amendment Mericans who love Guns and Coffee should buy Black Rifle Coffee and Merchandise

EDITORIAL NOTE:  Sarkes was so motivated by this Sarkes Corner that he will now be buying an AR-15 Assault Weapon before the Demon Dems confiscate all of our Semi-Automatic Assault Weapons AND, Sarkes will be placing an order for Great Black Rifle Coffee and Fashionable Merchandise.

Sarkes looks forward to Packing Heat and drinking great Black Rifle Coffee

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Rock Hill, SC

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was in Rock Hill, SC
  • This Mass Shooting was the 3rd in the US in the past 4 weeks, Sarkes is working TRIPLE Overtime

Another Mass Murder, this time by an angry Black Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Rock Hill, SC.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) the Victims Home

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 5 people were murdered, including 2 Children, and 1 person is in critical condition

The Mass Murderer, an angry Black American (Fill in the Murders Name and other details)  Former NFL player Phillip Adams, 32 years old, could have been suffering long-lasting concussion-related injuries

Mass Murderer Adams played in 78 NFL games over six seasons

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) both a .45-caliber and 9mm pistol

Adams came Packing 2 high powered pistols 

The Angry Brown American Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) killed himself before capture by police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • Democrats say: “This is the time for strict gun laws”
  • Republicans say: “We are mourning the victims, it’s too soon to discuss gun legislation”
  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • The Former Guy, Donald Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there were more people in Rock Hill, SC, with weapons the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Semi Automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”

That’s if for this latest Mass Murderer packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier. 

Like our Politicians always say:  Thoughts and Prayers, Thoughts and Prayers

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Wilmington, NC

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes has NOT reported on the recent Mass Shooting in Wilmington, NC
  • Sarkes provides an explanation

“Many People Say”, Sarkes, there was another Mass Shooting, this time in Wilmington, NC.  It’s been close to a week, why haven’t you reported on this latest Mass Shooting using your Mass Shooting Standard Form?

Simple, you see, Mass Shootings by Great Americans, mostly Angry White Men, seem to be a weekly occurrence.   These Americans have a Constitutional Right to “keep and bear arms”, including Semi-Automatic Assault Weapons.

In the recent Mass Shooting in Wilmington, NC, ONLY 3 Innocent people were Killed and 4 were Injured.  The Sarkes Corner Executive Board has dictated that Sarkes can only report on Mass Shootings in America when a Minimum of 4 innocent people are murdered.  Obviously, this latest Mass Shooting in Wilmington, NC did not Qualify.

With limited staff, Sarkes cannot report every time another Angry American, exercising their 2nd Amendment Rights, goes on a shooting rampage with Semi Automatic Assault Weapons. Sorry.

Sarkes increased his Journalism Acumen when he was Editor-in-Chief of the Missouri Science & Technology Yearbook, the ROLLAMO.  Even back then, in the mid 1970’s, Sarkes was accountable to an Executive Board.

The ROLLAMO Staff – Sarkes is at the head of the table with the Pipe 

The Sarkes Corner Executive Board join our Senators and Representatives in offering “Thoughts and Prayers, Thought and Prayers”, to those murdered in the lates Mass Shooting in Wilmington, NC.

One Honest Cracker

Executive Summary:

  • Florida Cracker told police that he was racing home after cheating on his wife
  • Florida Crackers, so often misunderstood, are generally honest, Good People, Salt of the Earth

Sarkeses Florida Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze.

Florida Cracker John Earl Pickard, 52, was going above 90 mph in a 55 mph zone on U.S. 19 in Tarpon Springs when he was pulled over by police.  Cracker Pickard told the Tarpon Springs Police Officer that his driving was reckless and endangering because he needed to get home in a hurry ………. because he had been cheating on his wife.  What, huh, oh my, mmmmm, he said what?

Pickard is one Honest Cracker

While taking Cracker Pickard into custody, an officer found Crack Cocaine in a plastic sandwich baggie in his front T-shirt pocket.  Cracker Pickard told the officer he had just purchased the Crack Cocaine for $50.  Cracker Pickard is one honest Cracker.  Cracker Pickard was cuffed and cited for reckless driving. 

Mixing Crack Cocaine and a Cracker is a formula for disaster

Like most Crackers, Cracker Pickard has run afoul with the law in the past.  According to jail records, Cracker Pickard has been previously charged with domestic battery, a common crime committed by the Florida Cracker, usually facilitated by a drunken or drug induced stupor.

A Cracker hopped up on booze or drugs is no stranger to the Hoosegow

The Florida Cracker is often misunderstood.  Yes, the Florida Cracker Drinks to excess, Packs Heat, and is no Stranger to the Criminal Justice System.  But in general, the Florida Cracker is Good People, Salt of the Earth, and a very Honest person.

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Orange, CA

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was in Orange, CA
  • This Mass Shooting was the THIRD in the US in the past 2 weeks, Sarkes is working DOUBLE Overtime

Another Mass Murder, this time by an angry Brown Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Orange, CA.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) United Homes, a Real Estate Office, in a Business Park

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 4 people were murdered, including 1 Child, and 1 person is in critical condition

The Mass Murderer, an angry Brown American (Fill in the Murders Name and other details)  Aminadab Gaxiola Gonzalez, 44 years old, was in a “business dispute” with the company

This was a Targeted Attack by an Angry Brown Man

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) a Semi Automatic Handgun

The Semi Automatic Handgun is the Weapon of choice for Angry Mass Murderers who work in tight places

The Angry Brown American Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) was wounded and captured by Police

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • Democrats say: “This is the time for strict gun laws”
  • Republicans say: “We are mourning the victims, it’s too soon to discuss gun legislation”
  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • The Former Guy, Donald Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there were more people in the Business Park with weapons the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Semi Automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like Orange, CA, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murderer packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier. 

Like our Politicians always say:  Thoughts and Prayers, Thoughts and Prayers