The Blues Win The Stanley Cup!

The Blue Note has long been the symbol of the St. Louis Hockey Blues

This Special Edition of Sarkes Corner is brought to you by the Newly created Sarkes Corner Sports Bureau. 

The St. Louis Blues came into the National Hockey League (NHL) in 1967.  While the Blues never really stunk, they have never won the Stanley Cup until now.  After 52 years, the Blues beat the Boston Bruins for the Stanley Cup.

After 52 years, the St. Louis Blues finally win the Stanley Cup

The victory parade for the Blues was like none other ever held in St. Louis, even greater than the 11 previous parades the followed World Series Wins by the St. Louis Baseball Cardinals.  It was anticipated that 500,000 Hockey fans would show up for the Rally and Parade, but the St. Louis Post-Dispatch estimated that close to 1 Million Fans attended the Rally and Parade.

St. Louis, Sarkeses hometown, is in Missouri, formally the Show Me State and now better known as the Shoot Me State.  So, what’s even more surprising than the close to 1 Million Fans attending the Rally and Parade, most of them packing Heat, is the fact that NO ONE GOT SHOT!  Given the mass quantities of local Anheuser-Busch products consumed, this is nothing short of a miracle. 

There was a mass of humanity from the St. Louis Arch grounds reaching all the way into downtown.  It is estimated that there was 2 times as many people for the Blues Rally and Parade than for the Orange Cross-Checker’s Inauguration on the National Mall. 

Fans started assembling on the Arch Grounds

More people attended the Blues Rally and Parade that attended the Orange Faceoff’s Inauguration on the National Mall

Uuuuuuge Crowds showed up for the Blues Rally and Parade

A plethora of Celebrities attended the Blues Rally and Parade including St. Louies; Jon Hamm (Mad Men), Jenna Fischer (The Office), and the Anheuser-Busch Clydesdales.  Also, many past St. Louis Blues from yesteryear attended including The Golden Brett, Brett Hull.

Brett Hull was a St. Louis Blue for 10 years but now loves his Budweiser and has a hard time lacing up his skates

While the St. Louis Blues fans were celebrating their first Stanley Cup, the Piece of Excrement and Pond Scum known as Stan Kronke could not be forgotten.  Stan Kronke, the unethical and despicable owner of the Los Angels Rams, made his money the Old Fashioned Way, he married Sam Waltons daughter.  

Despicable Kronke lied when he said that  St. Louis Sports Fans do not support their teams

Even in jubilation, the St. Louis fans can take a Shot at Pond Scum Stan Kronke

Shortly after the Blues secured the Stanley Cup, the Orange Slap Shot started tweeting:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – June 17@ 4:56AM

Congratulations to the St. Louis Blues for finally winning the Stanley Cup.  For a half century, the Blues were Looooosers, Looooosers.  After I won Missouri by a record vote in the 2016 Election, the Blues became Winners!!

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – June 17@ 5:09AM

I was a star Hockey player at the University of Pennsylvania and could have been a star in the NHL had it not been for my Bone Spurs.  If I had played for the Blues, it would not have taken them 52 years to win the Stanley Cup.

The Orange Puck could have been a Bigger star than Wayne Gretsky had it not been for his Bone Spurs

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – June 17@ 5:23AM

I suspect that there will be 1000 per cent participation by the St. Louis Blues when I invite them to the White House.  There are no Blacks or Mexicans playing for the St. Louis Blues.   While the Blues are loaded with Canadians, if that Panty Waist Justin Trudeau tries to keep the Canadian Blues from coming to the White House I will hit Canada with so many Tariffs that their heads will spin.

The St. Louis Blues are 1000 Percent White, but do have many Canadians on the team

Canadian Prime Minister JustinTrudeau is a Panty Waist with a Limp Wrist Handshake

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – June 17@ 6:01AM

The failed St. Louis Post-Dispatch, another Fake Newspaper like the New York Times and Washington Post, reported that close to 1 million Fans attended the Blues Rally and Parade which was several times more than attended my inauguration.  Everyone knows that more people attended my Inauguration than ANY OTHER EVENT IN HISTORY, no other event came close, even the Rally in St. Louis. FAKE NEWS. Should be renamed the St. Louis Post-Disgrace.

The St. Louis Post-Dispatch is a Failed, Fake News, Liberal media, All Lies, All The Time

Cracker Endorses Cadillacs

Executive Summary:

  • A 70-year-old Florida Cracker was driving on a highway standing through the sun roof, and speeding over 100 mph
  • Oh my, hmmmm, uh, oh, what, he said that?

Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze.  Thanks to Sarkes Corner Florida Bureau Chief and sister Cindy Mamelian for another bizarre story about a Florida Cracker, aka, Florida Man.

A Florida Cracker is normally a docile species, Salt of the Earth if you will.  But, when a Florida Cracker starts drinking or taking drugs, it’s all bets off.  The Florida Cracker hopped-up is an accident waiting to happen. Normally the hopped-up Cracker wrecks havoc with a Gun or Knife.  That is not the case here.

Florida Highway Patrol Troopers arrested 70 year old Cracker Leonard Olsen after he was seen standing through a sun roof as the car continued to speed down Interstate 4 in Polk County.

Cracker Olsen driving down the highway, Hands Free

An off-duty Hillsborough County Sheriff’s deputy was behind Cracker Olsen when he stood up while driving westbound on I-4 at a high rate of speed.  Video captured Olsen standing up in a White Cadillac with his arms spread open.  The fact that this Cracker was driving a Cadillac is in itself strange, as we know that the vehicle of choice for Crackers are Pick Up Trucks with Gun Racks.  

In a sworn witness interview, the Hillsborough County Deputy said Oslen “bounced back and forth in the center lane…and sped up to over 100 miles per hour and slowed to about 40 miles per hour.”

When asked why he did it, Cracker Olsen told troopers he wanted to praise God.  “I thought it would be a nice way to praise God for a minute, and I thought it would be nice at the time and that’s what I did.”  Oh my, hmmmm, uh, oh, what, he said that?

Cracker Olsen was just praising our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ, God Bless

Justifying why he was not danger to the public, Cracker Olsen went on say:  “The car drivers itself and has a gigantic computer in it.”   Oh my, hmmmm, uh, oh, what, he said that?

The new Cadillacs drive themselves and have Gigantic Computers 


Authorities might have determined Cracker Olsen’s motive when he said: “My wife treats me like a servant and she’s the mistress, Lock me up, I’d rather go to jail than go back home.”    Oh my, hmmmm, uh, oh, what, he said that?

Cracker Olsen was charged with reckless driving.  He remains in the Polk County Jail on a $21,000 bond as his wife refused to post his Bail.

Cracker Olsen cannot post bail and sits in the Hoosegow

More Cracker Antics

Executive Summary:

  • A Florida Crackerette pulled an alligator out of her pants during a traffic stop in Punta Gorda, FL.
  • Sarkes provides details left out of the national news reports of this story.

Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze.  Charlotte County Sheriffs Deputies and Florida Wildlife officials had to investigate a routine traffic stop in Punta Gorda, FL which is 45 miles north of Sarkeses Crib in Bontia Springs, FL. 

In the past, Sarkes has reported on Crackeretts hiding many things down their pants and in their Vaginas, including drugs and Heat (Guns).  But hiding a wild, Foot Long alligator by her Snatch is a first for Sarkes. 

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Florida Beat Reporter and sister Cindy Mamelian for another bizarre story of antics by the Florida Cracker.  

Florida Cracker Michael Cody Clemons and Crackerette Ariel Michelle Marchan-Le Quire were driving a Blue Chevy Pickup truck in Punta Gorda when they ran a Stop sign at 3:15 am.  The Pickup truck is the vehicle of choice for the Florida Cracker, usually with a gun rack.  

The Pickup Truck, with Gun Rack, is the vehicle of choice for the Cracker

When Charlotte County Sheriffs Deputies questioned Cracker Clemons, he said he and Marchan-Le Quire had been collecting frogs and snakes from under a nearby overpass.  When asked to see what they had captured, Cracker Clemons showed the Deputies a sack of 41 small three-stripe turtles.

41 small three-stripe turtles were rescued from the Cracker Perps

The Deputies then asked, “Do you have anything else?”  At that, Marchan-Le Quire pulled a foot-long alligator out of the yoga pants she was wearing. 

This foot long alligator was being hidden in the Yoga pants of the Crackerette Marchan-Le Quire

According to the incident report, the state’s Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission seized the animals and released them back into the wild. Cracker Clemons and Crackerette Marchan-Le Quire were cited for violations of state wildlife laws.

Now that is all on this story one would get if reading the standard news outlets.  But Sarkes Corner, Fair and Balanced, digs deeper when something doesn’t smell right, like the stench of wild turtles and an alligator.

After filing a request under the Freedom of Information Act, the Charlotte County Sheriffs office provide Sarkes a copy of the Police Report of this incident.  

From the Charlotte County Sheriffs police report, Sarkes learned that:

  • Sheriffs deputies approached the Pickup truck with caution given that it was 3:15 am and the Pickup had just ran a Stop sign.
  • The deputies reported that Cracker Clemons was cooperative but that something did not seem right with the passenger.
  • Deputies stated that while the passenger looked like a women (they spotted Ta Tas, the passenger also had a bulge in his/her pants.
  • Not yet having gone thru the required training for Florida Deputies on how to address Transgender Perps, these Charlotte County Sheriffs Deputies called for Back Up.
  • The Deputies were relieved when Crackerette Marchan-Le Quire pulled the Foot Long Gator out of here pants.

Sarkes ponders that when the incident was over, did the relieved Charlotte County Deputy reflect on that classic quote from iconic actress Mae West when she said:  “Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?”

In her hay day, all men were happy to see Mae West

“Many People Say” Sarkes, did the Orange Lothario Tap Mae West?  Since Mae West died in 1980, it’s quite possible as Mae West was Blonde with Big Ta Tas, but we may never know.

It is quite possible that the Orange Bird Dog has Tapped Mae West as she was Blonde with Big Ta Tas

Sarkes Corner – Picnicking While Black in America

Executive Summary:

  • This is the 12th in the Soon to be Award Winning Series of “XXXX” While Black in America”.  Previous editions documented “Baby Sitting While Black”, “Black and Living in a Luxury Condo”, “Gardening While Black”,  “Cashing a Check While Black”, “Wrestling While Black”, “Calling While Black”, “Waiting for AAA While Black”, “Eating Yogurt While Black”, “Taking the SAT While Black”, “Picking up Trash While Black” and “Moving While Black”
  • In this edition, a White Woman pulled out her Heat on a Black Couple trying to enjoy a picnic

Is it just Sarkes or does it seem like the Black Man (and Woman) have increasingly become victims of being harassed for no other reason than they are Black in a White Man’s world.  This Sarkes Corner is the 12th installment, in less than a year, in a soon to be Award Winning series of “Blacks in White America”.  Sarkes anticipates a Pulitzer or maybe even a Nobel Prize for this powerful series.

Sarkes also questions the timing of these incidents with the rise of the “Salt of the Earth” Americans, empowered by the Orange Profit, all who proudly wear their Red Make America Great Again hats.  “Many People Say” that these Great MAGA Hat-wearing Americans are NOT RACISTS!.  Rather, they have a legitimate reason to confront the Black Man in places where they do not normally go.  Hmmmmmm.

White MAGA Hat-wearing Americans ARE NOT RACISTS!

A White Campground Worker in Starkville, Mississippi was fired this week after she was caught on video pulling a gun on a Black couple and ordering them to leave the Campground.  The Black victims, Jessica and Franklin Richardson, decided to go to the lake to have a picnic. Not five minutes after arriving at the lake, a Pick Up truck pulled up and a White Lady screamed at the Black Couple, jumping out of her pickup truck with a Gun.

The White Heat-packing Woman pulled out her Heat against the Black Couple

The Black couple had stumbled into an area near the lake that is owned by Starkville Kampgrounds of America (KOA) and is technically private property. Black Woman Richardson stated; “This lady literally just pulled a gun on us because we’re out here and didn’t have reservations.”  After looking down the Barrel of a pistol, Black Woman Richardson told the White Woman; “All you had to do was tell us … We would have left. You didn’t have to pull a gun.”

The Richardsons are Black and like to Picnic

KOA released a statement Tuesday saying the White employee had been fired after Richardson’s video went viral.  “KOA does not condone the use of a firearm in any manner on our properties or those owned and operated by our franchises,” said group spokesman Mike Gast. “The employee involved in the incident has been relieved of her duties.”

Apparently few Black people camp at the KOA in Starkville, MS

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Virginia Beach, VA

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was in the Virginia Beach, VA

Another Mass Murder, this time, by an angry BLACK MAN!, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Virginia Beach, VA.

Sarkes Notes:  Mass shootings were once the exclusive domain of the Angry White Man packing Heat.  With this Mass shooting, the Angry Black Man has joined this once exclusive Club, sort of like the Black Man and Women being allowed to join White Country Clubs.  

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) the Virginia Beach Municipal Building.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 12 people were murdered and 4 were injured. 

Angry Black Man DeWayne Craddock was an Engineer

The Mass Murderer, an angry Black Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) DeWayne Craddock, was an Engineer working for Virginia Beach and a disgruntled employee.

.45 Caliber Pistol with Suppressor and Extended Magazine

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) legally purchased .45 Caliber pistols with Suppressors and Extended Magazines

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

The Angry Black Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) was killed by Police

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guard at Virginia Beach Municipal Center the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Heat weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier. 

Trump and Sarkes, 2 Peas in a Pod?

Executive Summary:

  • Is it possible that the Orange Cantaloupe and Sarkes have enough in Common that they are 2 Peas in a Pod?

“Many People Say” Sarkes, you and the Orange Jumpsuit have so much in common that you are 2 Peas in a Pod.

At first, Sarkes was in Full Denial.  How could this be?  Sarkes, a Truth Machine, stepped away from this story and asked his Crack Sarkes Corner Investigative Team to investigate.

In a somber meeting at the Sarkes Corner Headquarters, the Harsh Facts were laid out for Sarkes by the Sarkes Corner Investigative Team:

1. Sarkes and the Orange Creamsicle were both Democrats before becoming Republicans. 

Both Sarkes and the Orange Donkey were Liberal Democrats who saw the light and became Conservative Republicans

2. Not only did Sarkes and the Orange Ameba switched to become Republicans, both became staunch Reagan Conservatives.

Sarkes and the Orange Orangutan are Ultra Conservatives, walking in the foot steps of the Great Conservative Ronald Reagan

3. The Orange Commander in Tweets and Sarkes did not serve in the Viet Nam War. The Orange Podiatrist had Bone Spurs and Sarkes had a High Draft Lottery Number (Young Subscribers to Sarkes Corner need to Google “Viet Nam Era Draft Lottery” for details).

To this day, the Orange Orthopedic suffers from Bone Spurs which are so painful that he cannot sleep, so he Tweets

Sarkeses Draft Lottery Number was 288 out of 365 so he was not drafted

4. The Orange Exalted Leader and Sarkes have both been the Victims of Investigations.  The Orange Goliath was victimized by Mueller and the 17 “Angry Democrats”.   Sarkes was investigated by the “16 Angry Sweeds” on the Nobel Committee for Plagiarism while writing the Award Winning Sarkes Corner.  Both Investigations were Phony, a Hoax, Hit Job, Witch Hunt, Failed Takedown, Treasonous, and a Thousand Stabs, a Thousand.

The Orange Victim was the target of 17 Angry Democrats and was COMPLETELY EXONERATED!

Sarkes was falsely accused by the 16 Angry Sweeds on the Nobel Committee, all of whom are White, investigating Sarkes, a Brown Man

5. Both Sarkes and the Orange Flag Stick love to play Golf.  The Orange Divot uses the USGA Rules of Golf and Cheats to get his Low Handicap.  Sarkes uses the Eric Pedersen Rules of Golf but still has a High Handicap.

While the Orange Sand Trap has the skill, Bone Spurs have kept the Orange Bogey from becoming a Pro Golfer

6.  Both Sarkes and the Orange Tangerine are Colored.  Trump is Orange and Sarkes is a Brown Man.  Being people of Color has not stopped the Orange Zest or Sarkes from accomplishing great things.

The Orange Bully Making America Great Again one Tweeter at a Time

Brown Sarkes Making America Great Again one Sarkes Corner at a Time

7. Both the Orange Einstein and Sarkes are Extremely STABLE GENIUSES.  The Orange Monarchs Lackeys are often paraded in front of the Fox News Cameras to give testimony on the Genius of the Orange Intellect.  On the other hand, Sarkeses Genius is demonstrated in Sarkes Corner.  

Trump, Sarkes and Einstein are 3 Peas in a Stable Genius Pod, Trump and Einstein have similar Hair Styles

The Orange Merchandiser has added a ‘Stable Genius” line of clothes in his Trump Enterprises Catalog 

8. The Orange Pacifier and Sarkes are always Cool and Calm.  At a recent Sarkes Corner Staff Meeting, Sarkes took a poll of the Sarkes Corner staff and was told:

  • “Sarkes, You were very Calm, and you laid out the case”
  • “You are Calm, very Calm”
  • “You are always Calm”
  • “I don’t know how you stay so Calm”
The Orange Pacifier is always Calm, Very Calm, just ask him

Sarkes, a perennial finalist for the Nobel Prize in Mathematics, can make an inference from only 1 Data Point.  Here, the Sarkes Corner Staff has provided 8 Data Points, 8!,  that the Orange Tabby and Sarkes have much in common.  Now that’s powerful, indisputable Data.

Well, there you have it, the Harsh Truth, Proof Positive that the Orange Crush and Sarkes are indeed, 2 Peas in a Pod.

Sarkes and the Orange Nehi, 2 Peas in a Pod

America is Invading Mexico

Executive Summary:

  • A new report shows that Older Americans are invading Mexico
  • Mexicans are concerned that invading Americans will negatively impact the Mexican culture. 
  • To stop this invasion, Mexico plans on building a great big beautiful wall 

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Washington DC Bureau Chief Ashok Agrawal for his investigative report on the invasion of Mexico by Gray Americans. 

Old, White Americans are immigrating to Mexico in Uuuuuuge numbers.  Mexico is planning to build a great big beautiful wall and make America pay for the wall. Sarkes suspects that these reverse immigrants are all Demon Dems.   Ironic?

There is a little-noticed surge across the U.S. / Mexico border, an invasion if you will, of Americans heading south to Mexico.  The Gray American Barons of the 18th century built its mansions in Mexico, but today, the current Gray Americans invading Mexico are building Pickleball Courts. 

Gray American Invaders love their Pickleball

The invasion started with just a few American retirees. Today, dozen Gray Americans fill the Pickleball courts at the municipal sports center most mornings, swinging paddles at plastic balls. It is anticipated that if the invasion of Gray Americans into Mexico continues, Pickleball will replace Soccer as the national sport of Mexico.

Pickleball will overtake Soccer as the national sport in Mexico

The Orange ICE Agent regularly assails the flow of migrants crossing the Mexican border into the United States. Less noticed has been the surge of people heading in the opposite direction.  The Mexican Government estimated that the U.S. born population in their country has reached 1.5 Million, a fourfold increase since 1990.  With Gray Democrats going to Mexico in record numbers and the elimination of the 5 million Illegal Mexicans who voted for Hillary, the Orange Premier will have a landslide win in 2020.

The Orange Ice Agent is not concerned of the migration of Gray Americans to Mexico as these are mostly Liberal Democrats

Americans, lead by the Gray Invaders, are Mexico’s largest immigrant group. As in the United States, Mexicans are deeply divided over the invasion of the Gray Americans.  While American immigrants in Mexico have largely been welcomed, there is still a concern on how they might impact the Mexican culture and economy.  As an example, in the city of San Miguel, over 10% of the city’s 100,000 residents are the Gray American Invaders.  San Miguel’s mayor now delivers his annual State of the Municipality address in English and Spanish.

Mexican authorities say that many of the Gray American Invaders are undocumented (illegal).  Typically, they’ve overstayed their six-month visas. “Many People (in Mexico) Say” that they do not mind the Illegal Americans as they come to work or just spend their money in Mexico, just like illegal Mexicans living in America.

So why are Gray Americans invading Mexico?  Given the dollar’s strength against the Mexican peso, an American getting by on Social Security and a modest pension can rent a high-ceilinged apartment, hire a maid, and eat out most nights.  So in Mexico, a Lower Middle Class White Democrat can live like a Rich Old White Republican does in America.

A lower middle class White American Democrat can have an opulent life of a Rich Old White Republican in Mexico

The Gray American Invaders are keeping their American Culture and have no need to learn and speak Spanish.  One Gray American Invader, said, 

“For the things you can’t find, you just buy them off Amazon.”  This upsets many Mexicans who say that if the Invading Gringos want to live in Mexico they should speak Mexican.  This is no different than Conservative Queen Sarah Palin who says that Immigrants in the United States should speak American.

Sarah Palin says all Immigrants should speak American, and the Orange Bird Dog likes her big Ta Tas

There’s a dazzling array of activities for the English-speaking Gray American Invaders: the Rotary Club, Quilters’ Circle, American Dancing Clubs, Golf, Alcoholics Anonymous., and, of course, Pickleball.  

Gray American Invaders love to Dance, but not the Cha Cha
Gray American Invaders who drink too much Tequila can go to AA meetings

Since 2015, data from the American Government shows that more Mexicans have returned to Mexico than Mexicans moving to the United States, and the Invasion of Gray Americans is exponentially increasing.

As such, and in concern for the Mexican Culture, a source in the Mexican White House, code name SENIOR LEAKER, has told Sarkes that Mexican President, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, has ordered his Cabinet to start the planning for the building of a Great Big Beautiful Wall to stop the Invasion of the Gray Americans.  And, Andrés Manuel López Obrador says that Americans will pay for the new Wall. After all, Americans are already paying for the big beautiful Trump Wall currently under construction.

Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador wants to stop the Invasion of Mexico

Mexico will build a wall to keep out the Gray Invaders and American Taxpayers will Pay

Sarkes is a Truth Machine and Sarkes Corner should be the news source for all Americans seeking the Truth.  You will never see this story on Fox News Fair and Balanced.   Sarkes has multiple degrees from several Universities, but none more prestigious than Trump University.

Sarkes is a Truth Machine and Graduate of Trump University

Does Trump Cheat at Golf?

Executive Summary:

  • Rick Reilly has written a book about how the Orange Duffer Cheats at Golf
  • Is this just another Vicious Attack, Hoax, Witch Hunt, Hit Job, Illegal Take Down, and Treasonous attack against the Orange Caddie? 
  • There are a number of different Rules of Golf, so what seems like Cheating may not be.  At Spring Run, some of us use the Pedersen Alternate Rules of Golf

The Orange Flag Stick is under constant Siege by the Liberal Press and Demon Democrats.  The latest assault against the Orange Shanker is from Sports Writer, Rick Reilly.  While both are famous Writers, do not mistake Rick Reilly for Bill Reilly.

Rick Reilly is leading the latest vicious attack on the Orange Ace

Bill Reilly was the Fox News Cash Cow but got the Old Heave Ho for P-Grabbing

Rick Reilly’s new book; COMMANDER IN CHEAT, documents that the Orange Flag Stick is a Serial Cheater when he plays Golf.  In addition to his Sports books, Reilly is best known for his work on ESPN and ABC Sports.  With his vicious attack on the Orange Bogey, Reilly is obviously a Demon Democrat. 

For sure, the Orange Bogey is the most proficient Presidential Golfer of All Time.  It is projected that the Orange Mulligan will play over 600 rounds of Golf during his eight years in office as President, far surpassing the previous record established by Barrack Obama who played 306 round of Golf in his eight years in office.

Barrack Obama currently holds the record for Rounds of Golf played as President

It is estimated that the Orange Slicer will have played over 600 Rounds of Golf during his eight years in office, a Record that may never be broken.

The Orange Birdie should get credit where credit is due.  He has kept most of his Campaign Promises………except 1.  During his Campaign, the Orange Sand Bunker said:

  • “I’m going to be working for you.  I’m not going to have time to play golf.”
  • “I love golf, but if I were in the White House, I don’t think I’d ever see Turnberry (a Trump Golf Resort) again, I don’t think I’d ever see Doral (a Trump Golf Resort) again, I don’t ever think I’d see anything — I just want to stay in the White House and work my ass off, make great deals, right? Who’s gonna leave?”
The Orange Pinocchio has only flipped on one Campaign promise, not bad.
“Many People Say” you know when the Lier Lier Orange Pants on Fire is lying……his lips are moving

The foundation of Golf, from weekend Duffers to the Pros, is that the Sport is self-managed, there are no Umpires or Referees.  So what are some of the Fake News allegations perpetrated by Rick Reilly on how the Orange Fairway Cheats when playing Golf:

  • Taking credit for several Club Championships when he did not complete in the Tournaments.
  • Lying about his Score
  • Hitting Multiple Balls without counting the strokes
  • Sabotaging the shots of  his Opponents
  • Claiming during his Campaign that he was a “Winner” having won 18 Club Championships”
  • Claiming to have a 3 Handicap but Pros he has played with estimate that he probably is really a 10 Handicap
  • Taking a Competitors Golf Ball and throwing it into a Sand Bunker
  • Driving his Golf Cart across the Green
  • Always Tees off First even if he does not have the “Honors” (best score on the previous hole) and then drives down the Fairway before his Competitors hit their Tee Shot
  • Hitting a ball into Water and claiming he did not see it so he takes a second free shot
  • Putting a lower number on the Score Card than what he actually scored
The Orange Gimmie has been accused of Cheating when playing Golf

But is the Orange Stroke Play a Cheater when he plays Golf?  Sarkes says Whooooa, not so fast.  If one is playing Golf by USGA Rules then, yes, the Orange Ball Mark is a Cheater.  BUT, there are more than one set of Rules when playing Golf.  As an example, at the Spring Run Golf Club in Bonita Springs, FL, Sarkes home course, neighbor Eric Pedersen has developed an innovated set of Alternative Rules of Golf that are different from those used by the USGA.  As such, when using the Pedersen Rules of Golf one could be accused of Cheating under the USGA Rules of Golf.

Eric Pedersen, originator of the Pedersen Alternative Rules of Golf

In his Book, Rick Reilly asked;  Why does no one push back at all? Why does everyone he plays with just smile and let him cheat?.  The answer:  

Because it’s his course. You get to play free, and he’s probably gonna pay for lunch, but all that matters is that he wins. That’s the only requirement when you’re on the Trump train.

“Many People Say”; Sarkes, who cares? It doesn’t even matter does it?

Well, Sarkes, a High Handicapper, does not know if any of accusations that the Orange Worm Burner are true.  But, golf is based on integrity. Golfers call their own penalties. So if the Orange Divot Cheats at Golf, then why wouldn’t he cheat on Taxes, Wives, Elections, Suppliers, things he said he said to people, things he wrote, etc? He could lie about anything if he’s gonna lie about Golf. 

But, on the other hand, this could all be another Vicious Attack, Hoax, Witch Hunt, Hit Job, Illegal Take Down, and Treasonous attack against the Orange Flop Shot. 

Trouble at the Trump International Hotel in DC

Executive Summary:

  • A Pennsylvania man was arrested at Trump hotel Packing Heat 
  • “Many People Say” that this is a travesty of justice by the DC Police

Thanks to Sarkeses man on the street in DC, Chris Agrawal, for this story from the posh Trump International Hotel in DC.  

The Trump International Hotel is a 5 Star Luxury hotel on Pennsylvania Ave.  Rooms start at $500 a night and is the hotel of choice of many foreign dignitaries, including Russian Oligarchs and friends of Vlads Putin.  Trump Enterprises transformed the iconic US Post Office on Pennsylvania Ave into THE place to stay in DC (if you have TRICKLE DOWN).

The Old Post Office on Pennsylvania Ave is now the Trump International Hotel

Of course, Demon Dems and the Liberal Press maintain that foreign dignitaries staying in the Trump International Hotel in DC is a violation of the Emoluments clause of the US Constitution;  Article I, Section 9, Paragraph 8, that prohibits federal office holders from receiving any gift, payment, or other thing of value from a foreign state or its rulers, officers, or representatives.  Maybe the foreign dignitaries and politicians just like a nice place to stay when in DC.  

Can’t the Demon Dems and Liberal Press give the Orange Entrepreneur a break?  In his first two years in office, the Orange Pinocchio has never given us reason to doubt his truthfulness and integrity, ……. just ask him.  So when the Orange Hotelier says that foreigners staying at the Trump International Hotel in DC do not influence him, we can take him at this good word, right?

The Trump International Hotel is DC is the favorite hotel for foreign rulers, politicians and oligarchs.  

The Lobby of the Trump Hotel in DC has Uber Opulence, just like its owner

But back on Point.   A man from Pennsylvania, Lee McCartney, 49, of Norristown, has been charged with bringing a handgun loaded with 15 hollow-point bullets to the Trump International Hotel in WDC during an event at which the U.S. Secret Service was screening guests.  

McCartney told agents he had the Smith & Wesson in his car as he pulled up to a security checkpoint at the hotel’s entrance.  McCartney was arrested by D.C. police and charged with possessing an unregistered handgun and unregistered ammunition. While McCartney had a valid permit from Pennsylvania to carry a concealed weapon. DC Police said he was not registered to carry a weapon in the District.

Donors backing President Trump’s reelection had gathered at the hotel Tuesday. Guests included industry executives, along with Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin and Vice President Pence.

The President of the NRA, Carolyn Meadows said: “The NRA has been lobbying Congress to have Concealed Carry permits valid across the country.  Mr. McCartney’s 2nd Amendment Rights were violated by the DC Police when they confiscated his Fire Arm, and arrested him, a clear violation of his 2nd Amendment Right to Bear Arms”

The NRA is hurting for membership so picked a Skirt, Carolyn Meadows as its new President

The Orange Commander in Tweets tweeted:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – May 9 @ 4:46AM

This is another Travesty, a Hit Job, a Which Hunt, a Coup, a Failed Take Down against a great American and one of my Base, Lee McCartney, perpetrated by the DC Police.  Instead of harassing my Base they should be confiscating the illegal firearms used by the Black and Hispanic Gangs in DC.

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – May 9 @ 5:32AM

I beat the Democrats with the largest Electoral College victory in History, History!  And if you take away the 5 Million votes casted by Illegal Mexicans I would have had a record victory in the popular vote.  Now, the Democrats are harassing my Base to keep them from voting for me in 2020.

Most of the Orange Rifleman’s Base Pack Heat

Sarkes is no stranger to the Trump International Hotel in DC.  Sarkes was to meet the Orange Monarch there on 4 occasions but was stiffed by the Orange Duffer who chose instead to head to Mir-a-Lago for several rounds of golf.

Sarkes and friend Shep at the Trump International Hotel after being stiffed by the Orange Dotard

The Orange Flagstick in a Golf shirt is not a pretty site

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: STEMS School

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his newly created Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was at the STEM School Highlands Ranch, CO
  • This Mass Shooting is the 3rd in the past few weeks perpetrated by Angry White Men and 1 Woman who is really an Angry White Man
  • With these Mass Shootings by Angry White Men on the rise, Sarkes is planning on hiring an extra reporter just to cover Mass Shootings in America

Another Mass Murder, by angry White Men, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Highlands Ranch, CO.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) the STEMS School.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 1 person was murdered and 8 were injured. 

The Mass Murderers, an angry White Man AND A TRANSGENDER WOMAN WHO IS REALLY AN ANGRY WHITE MAN (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Devon Erickson, was a student at STEM School, and Transgender Maya (Alec) McKinney was a student at STEM School.

Angry White Man Devon Erikson
Angry Person Maya (Alec) McKinney is a Transgender Woman who wants to be an Angry White Man 

The Mass Murderers used (Identify the weapon used) multiple pistols stolen from the home of Devon Erickson

Multiple Pistols were used in this Mass Shooting

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) Detained by Students and a Security Guard until Police arrived. 

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guard at STEM Shool the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Heat weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murderer(s) Packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should make reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.