Cracker Shot for Snoring

Executive Summary:

  • A Florida Crackerette was charged with shooting her Cracker boyfriend with shotgun over his loud snoring
  • Yup, you read that right, the Cracker snored to loudly

Thanks to Sarkes Corner and Sister Cindy Mamelian who specializes on reporting on the Florida Cracker.

Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze.  The Florida Cracker is a peaceful being until they start drinking.  A Cracker under the influence is dangerous.  A Cracker under the influence AND Packing Heat is an accident waiting to happen.

A Florida Crackerette, Lorie Morin, 47, shot her live-in boyfriend with a shotgun during an alcohol fueled argument stemming from his loud snoring.  Crackerette Morin,was charged with attempted murder and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. She remains jailed without bond.

Lori Morin is a Heat Packing Crackerette who drinks too much

Deputies arrived at the home and found Crackerette Morin’s boyfriend lying in a pool of blood at the foot of the bed on the master bedroom floor. He had been shot in the right armpit area.  Ouch

Crackerette Morin told deputies she and her Cracker Boyfriend had been drinking rum and playing rummy.  She told deputies that she was handing her boyfriend her loaded 20-gauge shotgun so she could retrieve a heavy box when it accidentally discharged, striking him.  Yeah Right.

A 20-guage shot gun, the weapon of choice for the Florida Crackerett

The Cracker Boyfriend had a different story.  In a sworn recorded statement, the Cracker said the shooting stemmed from a confrontation over his snoring.  Crackerette Morin followed him into the bedroom, arguing about his snoring……..and then she pointed the shotgun at his head.

As the Cracker Boyfriend attempted to leave, he heard a loud boom and woke up lying in a pool of blood with excruciating pain coming from his right armpit area.  Ouch.

Crackerette Morin was arrested and taken to jail. The Cracker remains hospitalized and is stable.

Picking up Trash While Black

Executive Summary:

  • This is the 10th in the Soon to be Award Winning Series of “XXXX” While Black in America”.  Previous editions documented “Baby Sitting While Black”, “Black and Living in a Luxury Condo”, “Gardening While Black”,  “Cashing a Check While Black”, “Wrestling While Black”, “Calling While Black”, “Waiting for AAA While Black”, “Eating Yogurt While Black”, and “Taking the SAT While Black”
  • In this edition, “Picking Up Trash While Black”, a Black Man picking Up Trash In front Of his own house was confronted by Cops with guns drawn.

Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor David Shep Schepers who has a special focus on the Sarkes Corner series Black in America. 

Boulder, Colorado police have launched an internal investigation after several police officers, with guns drawn, confronted a Black man who was picking up trash in front of his own home.

The incident all started when a White Police Officer saw the Black Man sitting in a partially enclosed patio behind a “private property” sign. Possibly the White Police Officer thought Black people can’t live on private property?  Hmmmmm.  The White Police Officer asked the Black Man if he was allowed to be on the property.  Hmmmmmm

The White Police Officer thought something was amiss

The Black Man told the White Police Officer he lived in the building, showing the White Police Officer his identification card, but the White Police Officer still decided to further investigate. 

The White Police Officer requested back up, reporting that the man was uncooperative and didn’t want to put down a blunt object (a harmless claw used to pick up trash). Soon several other White Police Officers were on the scene with their guns drawn.  Hmmmmmmm

A bevy of White Police Officers provided back up

A witness, who said he lived with the Black Man, started yelling at cops:  “Go home.  He’s picking up trash and you have your hand on your gun?”

The Black Man started yelling at the White Police Officers who had guns drawn:  “You’re on my property with a gun in your hand, threatening to shoot me, because I’m picking up trash.  I don’t have a weapon! This is a bucket, this is a clamp.”

Trash Claws, in the hands of a Black Man, could be a weapon

The Black Man continued to defend himself:  “I live here! I’m a resident of this f–king property. I’m picking up garbage from my f–king porch.  Don’t tell me what to f–king do. You guys don’t have a goddamn f–king right to be doing this!”

The incident sparked outrage in the Boulder community, leading to a city council meeting where members grilled the police chief with questions.  Police Chief Greg Testa acknowledged that it is reasonable for officers to draw their guns if they perceive a threat that could result in serious bodily injury or death.  Hmmmmmmmmm

The Founding Fathers, in penning our 2nd Amendment, could never have imagined that a Trash Claw could be used to “Bear Arms”. 

The White Police Officer who first confronted the man with drawn Heat has been placed on administrative leave.

Taking The SAT While Black

Executive Summary:

  • This is the 9th in the Soon to be Award Winning Series of “XXXX” While Black in America”.  Previous editions documented “Baby Sitting While Black”, “Black and Living in a Luxury Condo”, “Gardening While Black”,  “Cashing a Check While Black”, “Wrestling While Black”, “Calling While Black”, “Waiting for AAA While Black” and “Eating Yogurt While Black”
  • In this edition, “Taking SAT While Black”, a Black Student claims she was accused of cheating on SAT after her exam was held for review

A Black Florida high school honors student is fighting back after she says her SAT score was held for review following a Uuuuuuuuuuge increase from a test earlier this year.

Black Student, Kamilah Campbell, 18, is calling on the Educational Testing Service (ETS), which administers the SAT, to release her test so she can be considered by college admissions officers.

Black Student Kamilah Campbell is accused of cheating on the SAT

Black Student Campbell’s lawyer Ben Crump, said: ”ETS’s invalidation of Kamilah’s SAT scores has already had a significant negative impact on her and her family, causing extreme emotional pain and suffering, and threatening her future success.”

Crump went on:  ”In concluding that the only way Kamilah could have improved her score so substantially was by cheating, ETS defamed Kamilah’s character and replaced what should have been appropriate and motivating pride with shame and confusion.”

Crump added in the letter that Campbell, a dancer, is looking to attend Florida State University and invalidating the score “has threatened her ability to pay for college by eliminating her consideration for a Bright Futures Scholarship.”

About two weeks after Campbell took the test on Oct. 6, she received a letter from ETS, a non-profit, saying her exam was flagged for review.

ETS officials told Campbell she scored 1,230, which is more than 300 points higher than when she took the SAT in March, the lawyer said. SAT scores range from 400 to 1,600.

The SAT Test, do they still use pencils today, where do they get the pencils?

Lawyer Crump said his client was told her score was flagged because that big of an improvement “indicated to ETS that she likely had ‘prior knowledge’ of the test.”

Black Student Campbell said she explained to ETS that when she took the SAT in March, she hadn’t prepared, so between March and the October exam, she worked hard to improve, using prep resources and working with tutors.

Of course, the ETS, comprised primarily of Old White Educators, claim that they are not racists.  In a statement, the ETS stated:   “We are consistent in our test security procedures for all students. We analyze multiple factors looking for evidence of score invalidity.  The criteria we use in our test security efforts are not determined by race, ethnicity or any other personal attribute.”

Of course, citing privacy concerns, the ETS would not divulge how may students have been cited for cheating this cycle.

Knowing that she could not beat the Old White Man, Black Student Campbell retook the SAT.  

Speak American

Executive Summary:

  • A White customer at Mexican restaurant swears at the Spanish-speaking Manager

A video showing a white woman swearing at the Hispanic Manager of a Mexican restaurant, The Tampico, in West Virginia for speaking Spanish, went viral over the weekend.

The Tampico Restaurant, scene of the Racist Rant

The White woman, only identified as Jill, shouted at Manager Sergio Budar: “English is our first language, so you need to speak English.  Get the f— out of my country.” 

Bigot Jill makes a scene at the Tampico Restaurant

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did she say?

This reminds Sarkes of Conservative Queen Sarah Palin who wants all people in the USA to “speak American”.  Just think, Queen Sarah could have been one heartbeat away from being our President.  

According to Palin, we should all be speaking “American”

Hispanic Manager Budar, in an interview after the incident said:  “It makes me feel angry, sad. It’s unbelievable that we’re still seeing this kind of behavior to this day,”

Manager Budar, who’s originally from Mexico, told NBC News. “I’ve been living here for almost two decades, and counting. I got my U.S. citizenship while here, but that doesn’t mean that people can’t speak other languages that are not English.”

Manager Sergio Budar is an American Citizen

The man dining with Bigot Jill tried to stop her from shouting stating “these are good people. If you don’t stop being racist, we’re going to leave.  That’s racist. And this man (Manager Budar) takes care of me”.  Bigot Jill’s companion went on saying:   “We’re going to get out of here because you don’t talk to him like that.”  Bravo to Bigot Jill’s companion.  

Manager Budar told Bigot Jill and her companion that he would pay for their meal if they left the restaurant, which they did.

As they left the Bigot Jill replied, “I’m not racist”  Bigot Jill continued:  “

“We are being raped by illegal aliens. F—ing rapist.”  Sarkes wonders if Bigot Jill got that line from the Orange Sombrero.

The Orange Sombrero loves Mexicans and Mexican love him, he “is not a Racist!”

After their Racist Rants, the standard response from the Racist is that “I am not a Racist!”.  So Bigot Jill is not a racist, they never are.  They are just miss interpreted or taken out of context by the Liberal press. 

Cracker Mayor Going to the Hoosegow

Executive Summary:

  • A SWAT team went to a Cracker mayor’s house with a warrant 
  • The Cracker mayor opened fire on the SWAT Team

The mayor of Port Richey, Florida, is lucky he’s not dead after firing two shots at a SWAT team at his house to serve a warrant.

Dale Massad, who was elected mayor in 2015, was arrested by officers from the Florida Department of Law Enforcement (FDLE) and accused of practicing medicine without a license. He now also faces two charges of attempted murder.

Dale Massard, Mayor by day, Doctor by night

No one was hurt at Massad’s home after the predawn incident in which the sheriff’s SWAT officers were assisting FDLE.

According to a complaint affidavit, SWAT officers knocked several times on the front doors of the mayor’s home.  Upon entering the Mayor’s home, a SWAT member set off a flash bang grenade inside the doorway.

The SWAT officers then heard two shots and retreated behind an armored vehicle.  The mayor had a gun in his hand, so officers ordered him to drop the weapon.

Sarkes always says, “Don’t F with a SWAT Team”

Sherrif Ralph Nocco said:  “If somebody is firing at us we have every means and every right to fire back at them.  They did what they thought was appropriate at the time. He’s lucky he’s not dead.”

Authorities said Massad, 68, was in jail Thursday. It is unclear whether he has an attorney. Massad relinquished his medical license in 1992 but was still practicing medicine. Patients were coming to his home, the agency said in a news release.

Mayor / Doctor Massard is in the Hoosegow

“He had performed medical procedures at his residence, with one procedure requiring additional hospital treatment for the patient,” the statement said.

Sheriff Nocco described Massad as a wolf in sheep’s clothing.  “This suspect is a known drug user. This suspect had multiple weapons in his house.  This suspect has a previous history of violence. That’s who we were dealing with today,” said Nocco. “I used to be up in DC area. They had Marion Barry up there. I mean this is Port Richey’s version. I mean he is an individual that you wouldn’t believe would be in office.”

Dale Massard is a Marion Barry Wannabe 

Send the KKK to Clean Up DC

Executive Summary

  • Sarkes has connected the Dots where most do not see the Dots
  • The incidence of blatant hatred against people of color and the LGBT Community has increased since the election of the Orange Grand Wizard

Just when Sarkes thought that the run of stories of Rich Old Rural White Bigots had been exhausted, another head scratching story out of Alabama popped up.

The editor of a small-town Alabama newspaper published an editorial calling for “the Ku Klux Klan to night ride again” against “Democrats in the Republican Party (RINOs) and Democrats who are plotting to raise taxes in Alabama.”

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say?

Goodloe Sutton, yes, that is his real name, is the publisher of the Democrat-Reporter newspaper in small town Linden, Alabama.  Sarkes note: it is ironic that the newspaper is named DEMOCRAT-Reporter considering that Alabama is a Bright Red state.

But Sarkes digresses, back on point.

Goodloe Sutton confirmed that he authored a February 14 editorial calling for the return of the white supremacist hate group, the KKK.  Bigot Sutton said:  ”If we could get the Klan to go up there and clean out D.C., we’d all been better off.  Seem like the Klan would be welcome to raid the gated communities up there,” 

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say?

Bigot Goodloe Sutton (yes, that’s his real name)

When asked to elaborate what he meant by “cleaning up D.C.,” Bigot Sutton suggested lynching.  Bigot Sutton Doubled Down: ”We’ll get the hemp ropes out, loop them over a tall limb and hang all of them.” 

Then asked if he felt it was appropriate for the publisher of a newspaper to call for the lynching of Americans, Bigot Sutton Tripled Down on his position.

“I’m not calling for the lynchings of regular white Americans. These are socialist-communists we’re talking about. Do you know what socialism and communism is?”

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say?

Not to be silenced, Bigot Sutton Quadrupled Down: “Democrats in the Republican Party (RINOs) and Democrats are plotting to raise taxes in Alabama. They do not understand how to eliminate expenses when money is needed in other areas. This socialist-communist ideology sounds good to the ignorant, the uneducated, and the simple-minded people.”

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say?

Bigot Sutton at work at his Racist newspaper

When asked if he recognized the KKK as a racist and violent organization, Sutton Quintupled Down, comparing the KKK to the NAACP.  “A violent organization? Well, they didn’t kill but a few people,” Bigot Sutton said. “The Klan wasn’t violent until they needed to be.”

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say?

Editorial Note:  Sarkes, a man of the world, has never heard someone compare the KKK to the NAACP.  

According to Bigot Sutton, the KKK only killed a “few” people

There is no record of the NAACP killing anyone

Bigot Sutton has a history of Racists Editorials.  Past Sutton Hall of Fame Racist editorials include:

On NFL Football Player kneeling during the National Anthem, Sutton wrote: ”Some of the news programs are making a big to-do about black football players kneeling in the stadium.  That’s what black folks were taught to do two hundred years ago, kneel before a white man.”

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say?

Bigot Sutton said that NFL Players were taught to kneel as slaves
Slaves in Alabama kneeling before he White Man

Bigot Sutton has also wrote that President Obama:  “Obama is the Kenyan King.  In Africa, uncivilized tribes still run things”

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say?

Barrack Obama was not only President of the US, but also King of Kenya

Ironically, Bigot Sutton was given the Old Heave Ho and has been replaced by a Black Woman,  Alecia R. Dexter, who has been named the publisher and editor of the Democrat-Reporter. 

Well, there you have it.  Another Rich Old Rural White guy Making America Great Again, one Racist rant at a time.

GOP Politician Compares LGBT’s to the KKK

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes has connected the Dots where most do not see the Dots
  • The incidence of blatant hatred against people of color and the LGBT Community has increased since the election of the Orange MLK

Sarkes must start this incredible story with a History Lesson for the young Sarkes Corner subscribers who may have the FALSE belief that all Americans have always had Equal Rights.

The Civil Rights Act of 1964 ended segregation in public places and banned employment discrimination on the basis of race, color, religion, sex or national origin, which areoften referred to as “covered classes”.  

The LGBT community was NOT covered in the Civil Rights Act of 1964.  Currently, there is no federal law that explicitly prohibits discrimination against LGBT people.  This leaves it up to the individual states to pass laws to protect LGBT people from discrimination in public places and the workplace.  Only 22 states have enacted such legislation.

That’s where this incredible story starts.  West Virginia is currently considering an Anti-LGBT Discrimination Bill.  Rich Old White Man; GOP Lawmaker, Eric Porterfield, who represents West Virginia’s 27th district, has a history of anti-LGBT stances. But here, bigot Porterfield has out done himself.

West Virginia GOP State Legislator Eric Porterfield is a proud Bigot

During deliberations of the Anti-LGBT Discrimination Bill, Bigot Porterfield called the bill, which would include LGBT people as a protected class under West Virginia Human Rights Act, “bigoted,” “intolerant” and “discriminatory.”

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say? 

Bigot Porterfield continued:  “The LGBT community is the most Socialist group in this country.  They do not protect gays. There are many gays they persecute if they do not line up with their social ideology.”   Bigot Porterfield has said that legislation for LGBT protections is a violation of free speech.

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say? 

Reaction to Bigot Porterfield’s  comments was swift and from both Dems and GOPs. West Virginia House Democrats condemned Porterfield for his comments and called for him to resign.

But like the his hero, the Orange Counterpuncher, Bigot Porterfield Doubled Down on his comments.    Bigot Porterfield called his critics “brutal monsters” and called the LGBT community a “terrorist group.” He also compared them to the KKK, stating:  “The LGBTQ is a modern-day version of the Ku Klux Klan, without wearing hoods, with their antics of hate.”

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say? 

A few days later, Bigot Porterfield Tripled Down.  During an interview with local TV station WVVA, Bigot Porterfield, proudly wearing a “Make America Great Again” hat, was asked what he would do if he had a son or daughter who was gay.

Einstein Porterfield answered:   “Well, I will address my daughter first. I would take her for a pedicure, I’d take her to get her nails done, and see if she could swim. If it was my son, I would probably take him hunting, I would take him fishing, then I’d see if he could swim.”

When asked to clarify these incredible statements, Bigot Porterfield answered:  “I just want to make sure they could swim.”

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say? 

Bigot Porterfield proudly wears his MAGA hat, along with Cammo clothing, a fashion must for Trumps Base

As a proud GOP Law Maker in West Virginia, Bigot Porterfield was instrumental in killing a previous Bill that would have banned conversion therapy for LGBT minors.  His rational was that the Bill was a violation of free speech and called its supporters “bigoted and discriminatory.”  Like Vice President Pence, Bigot Porterfield believes that conversion therapy works. 

Huh, uh, what, ummm, oh my, what did he say? 

No, Sarkes cannot make this stuff up.  Our US Constitution gives all Americans the Right to have beliefs like Bigot Porterfield.  Heck, state Legislatures in Bright Red states are full of them.

The incidence of blatant hatred against people of color and the LGBT Community has increased since the election of the Orange MLK.  Coincidence?  Sarkes thinks not.

Follow-Up: Le Or-aange Donald Trump

Executive Summary:

–  Sarkes had tried to explain why Donald Trump has an Orange Hue

–  Sarkes has upset the Hornets Nest.

In a recent Sarkes Corner, with purpose to explain why Donald Trump is Orange to his Canadian friends, Sarkes concluded that the Orange POTUS must be using Self-Tanning Creams.

Donald Trump is Orange.

Immediately, the Orange Counterpuncher went into Twitter Mode:

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – February 15 @ 4:07 AM

What a bunch of Bull S – – t from Sarkes.  I DO NOT USE TANNING CREAMS !!!!!!!  I just had my annual physical and I am the healthiest President of all time, all time!  My skin color is natural and can be attributed to good genes.  This is another Witch Hunt.

Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – February 15 @ 4:49 AM

Sarkes you are seriously flawed and your Low Rated Sarkes Corner is failing.  What a hypocrite.  I know many Armenians and they aren’t as Brown as you.  If anyone is using Tanning Creams it is you.  You have FAKE Brown skin and a Low IQ. You must be using TANNING CREAMS!!!!

Sarkes is Brown but son David no so much.

Sarkes friend, Intelligent Engineer, WDC Man on the Street, and Sarkes Corner Contributor, Ashok Agrawal, did some independent research on why Donald Trump is Orange.  Surprisingly, Ashok agrees with the Orange Polyp.  Ashok reports:

From the New England Journal of Medicine: “Orange is not a primary color but a secondary color.  Orange is made by mixing the colors red and yellow.  Genealogists conclude:  If Donald Trump is not using Tanning Creams, as he claims, his ancestors must be Native Indians (Red) and Asian (Yellow).  A mixed gene Donald Trump is therefore Orange. 

Sarkes, a Conservative Progressive Independent running for President in 2020, and also a Counter Puncher, tweeted:

Sarkes@realSarkes – February 15 @ 10:30 AM

President Trump, Americans don’t care about your Tax Returns but Americans want to know why you are Orange.  You can put this to bed once and for all if you take a Genealogy Test  from 23 and Me or Ancestry . Com.  Sarkes is sending a kit to the White House.  Sarkes is willing to bet $1 million to the charity of Trump’s choice (except Trump Enterprises) if a DNA test proves that Trump has Native American and Asian heritage.  

Also, Sarkes Corner investigative reporters went on assignment to Oklahoma.  With the cooperation of the Tribal Council of the Cherokee Nation, a picture taken in 1889 of a Tribal elder, Chief Tiny Hands, has a strong resemblance to Donald Trump.  Chief Tiny Hands also had a brother, a Warrior, Running Mouth.  Are Chief Tiny Hands and Warrior Running Mouth related to Donald Trump?

Cherokee Chief Tiny Hands circa 1889.

Following another lead, Sarkes Corner reporters went to South Korea and found what could be an illegitimate child that Donald Trump fathered with a South Korean Stripper.  When interviewed, the boy, Ying Yang Hung Lo, stated that he does not know who is his father and that his hair and skin color are natural.  Hung Lo stated that his mother was a large breasted Stripper who often hooked up with Rich Americans.  Can this explain Trump’s affection to his new Boy Toy Kim Jung Un?

Is Ying Yang Hung Lo Trump’s illegitimate son?

Another Senseless Mass Shooting

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his newly created Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was at Manufacturing Company in Aurora, IL.

Another Mass Murder, usually by an angry White Man, but this time by an angry Black Man, using Heat, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Aurora, IL.

The Mass Murder happened at a (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) Henry Platt Co., a manufacturing plant.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 5 people were murdered and 6 were injured.

The Mass Murderer, angry Black Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Gary Martin, was being terminated from employment.

Angry Black Man Gary Martin was being terminated from his job.

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used)  a .40 Caliber Smith & Wesson Hand Gun

.40 Caliber Smith & Wesson used to kill 5 innocent people

The Angry Black Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) was killed by Police.

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guard at Henry Platt, the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with Heat weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should make reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.  

Le Or-aange Donald Trump

Executive Summary:

  • No one knows what makes Donald Trump Orange
  • There are many theories

Sarkes thanks Canadian neighbor Dennis Parras for an article out of the Canadian Broadcast Corporation (CBC) asking why President Trump is Orange. 

Canadians have long been confused by our Orange POTUS and Dennis often peppers our Silver Creek Conservative Men’s Breakfast Club with questions about things that the Golden Blabbermouth says, and then walks back. Alas, the true Conservatives of the Silver Creek Breakfast Club always have an answer for Dennis.

Canadians are confused, and Trudeau is
cautious with the Orange Pickpocket

The biggest mystery to Canadians is how President Donald Trump manages to maintain his bright fluorescent orange glow regardless of the season.  Officially, the White House line is that Trump gets his glow from “good genes,”.

Donald Trump is Orange

Theories have been floated to explain Trump’s skin color, including tanning beds, spray tan, and make-up.

Tanning Beds were immediately ruled out, as LEAKER, Sarkeses source in the White House, insists that there isn’t a Tanning Bed OR Spray Tan Booths in the White House.  Also, a tanning bed also would not explain why Trump’s Orange face is a completely different color from the paler skin on his tiny hands. 

Trumps face is Orange yet his
Tiny Hands are a Pale White

Cosmetologists tell Sarkes that since the Orange Ameba looks more orange than tan, he most likely is using self-tanner creams or sprays.

Donald Trump uses Self-tanning creams and sprays

LEAKER also tells Sarkes that the Orange Traffic Cone is self-conscious of his Orange hue, and has voiced complaints to aides that he appears too orange on television.   This has led to staff dimming the lighting of many White House events. Trump also likes to use natural light, which reduces the orange glow, and has chosen to host press conferences in the sunny Rose Garden.

Donald Trump is not so
Orange when in the Rose Garden

In a future Sarkes Corner, Sarkes will explain to this Canadian friends how Donald Trumps hair stays Orange while every other American President goes gray.