Trump IS an Environmentalist

Executive Summary:

  • “Many People Say” that the Orange Ecologist is anti environment
  • Sarkes has data to rebuke that charge

“Many People Say” that the Orange Conservationist believes that the movement to save our environment is as big a Hoax as the Impeachment Inquiry.   The Orange Tree Hugger and his GOP Lemmings claims that the Billions spent on cleaning up the Environment is a waste of Taxpayer dollars.  The Orange Preservationist claims that the “sky is falling” is a Ruse perpetrated by thousands of Angry Democrats and ill-informed Liberal Scientists.

Liberal Environmental Scientists are perpetrating a Hoax on America

Sure, on the surface, it would appear that the Orange Nature-Lover is anti-Environment based on his actions like:

  • Leaving the Paris Climate Agreement
  • Repealing or reducing many Obama Era Environmental Regulations like:

   o the Clean Power Plan

   o Toxic Air Pollution regulations

   o Fuel Economy Standards

   o the Clean Water Act

Yeah Yeah, on the surface, it would appear that the Orange Eco-Freak is anti-Environment.  But unlike most media outlooks, the crack Journalist at Sarkes corner dig much deeper into a topic and have concluded that:  Trump IS an Environmentalist.

All of the 16 Trump Golf Courses are Environmentally ECO Friendly

Many of Sarkes Corner readers are Liberal and are now shaking their heads in disbelief and are shouting, “Sarkes, have they legalized Marijuana in Florida, are you high, have you gone mad, what gives?”

Sarkes, a Truth Machine, provides proof positive that Trump IS an Environmentalist.  

The Orange Lavatory has ordered the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) to do a nationwide review of water efficiency standards.  The Orange Urinal claims that because of issues with “sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms, People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times as opposed to once. They end up using more water.” 

The Orange Latrine amplified: “We have a situation where we’re looking very strongly at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms, where you turn the faucet on in areas where there’s tremendous amounts of water, where it rushes out to sea because you could never handle it. And you don’t get any water. You turn on the faucet and you don’t get any water”.  Better than any other President in our history, the Orange Commode has a way of communicating in clear and concise “Merican” language that all Americans can comprehend and understand. 

In America today, toilets must be flushed 10 to 15 times

American Urinals are more efficient, only 5 flushes are needed

Porta Potties may Stink but do not need to be flushed 10 to 15 times

On an Environmental roll, the Orange Privy said that the White House would need to change out the lightbulbs because the new ones are expensive and “give you an orange look.” The Orange Porta Potty has made similar comments before when complaining  about the energy efficiency requirements directed under former President Barack Obama.

Poor Americans cannot afford to buy expensive LED Lights

Again, the Orange Electrician amplified:  ”The new bulb is many times more expensive, and, I hate to say it, it doesn’t make you look as good. It gives you an orange look. I don’t want an orange look. Has anyone noticed that?”

LED Lights give Trump an Orange hue

So, Sarkes has proved proof positive that our President IS an Environmentalist.   With the Economy humming on all cylinders, unemployment never lower, stock market skyrocketing like a Boeing ICBM, Blacks turning into Republicans, the Orange Crapper is taking on Real Environmental issues never before addressed. 

Sarkes has proven that Trump IS an Environmentalist 

Even the Liberals with Stage 4 Trump Derangement Syndrome must agree that it takes 10 to 15 flushes with today’s toilets.  Sarkes can give testimony to the Orange Crappers newest Environment  initiative. Sarkes cannot count the number of times that he must flush his toilet 10 to 15 times.  

Not only are we wasting water, but Americans are spending wasted hours on the Throne.  

George Zimmerman is Back!

Executive Summary:

  • After an extended absence, our man George Zimmerman is back in the headlines
  • George is suing the family of the Black teenager that he killed for $100 Million dollars

Welcome back George Zimmerman, you have been gone too long.  

You all remember George Zimmerman:

  • killer of Skittle eating, ice tea drinking, young black man Trayvon Martin
  • killer of Hoodie sales in Florida
  • Neighborhood watch Police Officer Wannabe
  • serial abuser of women
  • Heat Packing, NRA Poster Boy for the NRA
  • failed fraudulent copy-write violating Artist

Black Teen Trayvon Martin liked Hoodies, Skittles, and Ice Tea

George Zimmerman is back in the news, it’s been too long, welcome back

“Many People Say” that George Zimmerman is a piece of Human Scum, low life and the epitome of a Florida Cracker.  While that all may be true, Sarkes owes a debt of gratitude to George Zimmerman.  You see, in the earliest days of Sarkes Corner, our man George Zimmerman provided great material for Sarkes Corner for years.  When Sarkes receives his first Pulitzer and Nobel Prize for Literature, he is obligated to recognize George Zimmerman for the success of Sarkes Corner. 

Our man George Zimmerman never ceases to amaze.  Zimmerman was acquitted of murder by a jury of his White Cracker Peers in the 2012 killing of Black Youth Travon Martin.   Now, either because he is short of cash, or, according to his shister lawyer, is trying to get justice, Zimmerman is suing the Trayvon Martin’s parents, family attorney, the attorney’s book publisher and prosecutors who tried his case, for $100 million dollars!  With his daily reporting of George Zimmerman, Sarkes expects to be added to this frivolous lawsuit. 

George Zimmerman celebrates his acquittal by a jury of his White Cracker Peers

You can say what you want about our man George Zimmerman, but you must give him credit for having the entrepreneurial spirt.  While having failed at all of his schemes, George has attempted to make money by auctioning off the Heat he used to kill Trayvon Martin and trying to sell fraudulent art.  

George Zimmerman needed cash so he attempted to auction the gun he used to kill Black Teen Trayvon Martin

George Zimmerman with one of several pieces of his failed, fraudulent, Artwork

Our Man George is claiming that he was defamed when all of those identified in this lawsuit allowed a witness to give false testimony in an attempt to incriminate him.  God Bless the USA, we are a litigious country that allows even Pond Scum like George Zimmerman to seek justice, and a large settlement.

Zimmerman’s claims that a trial witness pretended to be the last person to talk to Martin by phone before he was killed when the witness was actually the half-sister of the caller.  According to the lawsuit, Brittany Diamond Eugene didn’t want to testify that she had been talking to Martin before he was killed. So her half-sister, Rachel Jeantel, pretended that she was talking to the teen before he was fatally shot. Jeantel ended up testifying at Zimmerman’s 2013 trial in Sanford, Florida.

Rachel Jeantel is accused of lying on the stand

In a statement on Wednesday, Martin family attorney Benjamin Crump called the allegations unfounded and reckless.  “This plaintiff continues to display a callous disregard for everyone but himself, re-victimizing individuals whose lives were shattered by his own misguided actions. He would have us believe that he is the innocent victim of a deep conspiracy, despite the complete lack of any credible evidence to support his outlandish claims.”

Zimmerman’s shister lawyer in the lawsuit is Larry Klayman.  Shister Klayman is a Piece of Work himself.   Shister Klayman is a conservative activist who founded the watchdog group, Judicial Watch.  Last July, an ethics committee of the bar in the District of Columbia recommended that Klayman’s law license be suspended.

Shyster Larry Klayman, a Right Thinking Reagan / Trumpian Conservative, is seeking Justice for our man George Zimmerman

Looks like our man George Zimmerman is well represented.  Welcome back George, more to come.

Pregnant Cracker Packs Heat

Executive Summary:

  • A Pregnant Florida Crackerette uses an AR-15 to fatally shoot an armed intruder
  • Two armed men broke into the Crackerette’s house and pistol whipped the Cracker husband before the Crackerette wife pulled out her AR-15 and opened fire

Thanks to Sarkes Corner St. Louis Contributor Lenny Harding who specializes on stories about Florida Crackers packing Heat.  Lenny Harding is a descendent of our 29th President, Warren Harding.  Republican Warren Harding was President from 1921 until his death in 1923 from Heart issues.  Like most Presidents, Warren Harding was a Sniffer having extramarital affair with Nan Britton.  Also know for the Teapot Dome scandal, involving the development of oil reserves in Wyoming, Harding is often rated as one of our worst presidents.  But Sarkes knows Lenny Harding, and he is no Warren Harding.

Warren Harding was a typical Scandalous, P-Grabbing US President

Sarkes digresses, back on Point.

A pregnant Florida Crackerette, armed with an AR-15, gunned down one of two home invaders who had broken in her home and were pistol whipping her husband.   The deadly confrontation happened at about 9 p.m in Lithia, Florida, about 25 miles southeast of downtown Tampa.

After the woman fired one shot from the family’s AR-15-style rifle, both men fled and the mortally wounded robber collapsed in a drainage ditch outside where he died.  The Crackertte expressed concern that she did not know how to squeeze off multiple rounds, only getting off 1 shot.

The AR-15, the weapon of choice for the Heat Packing Cracker

Deputies are still searching for the other robber. The dead robber was described by deputies as a man in his late 20s, but he was not immediately identified.

Hillsborough County Sherrif said:  ”Two unknown males broke in and made demands of them. The male victim, who is the homeowner, began to get pistol-whipped and beat up.  During that incident, the female homeowner retrieved a firearm, which was in the house legally, and fired one round which struck the male victim that was found deceased in the ditch.”

Homeowner Cracker Jeremy King said he’d be dead if not for his fast-thinking, eight-months-pregnant wife. He said both home invaders had pistols and they fired one shot. 

Cracker King, like most Crackers, hasn’t mastered English, but speaking in “Merican” said:  “Them guys came in with two normal pistols and my AR stopped it.  My wife evened the playing field and kept them from killing me.”

The AR-15 evens the playing field for the Crackerette

Cracker King suffered a fractured eye socket, a fractured sinus cavity and a concussion to go along with 20 stitches from the attack, but no more than he would suffer in a Cracker bar room brawl.  Cracker King said he and wife did not know their attackers.  Cracker King, like most Salt of the Earth Floridian Crackers, live paycheck to paycheck, but cannot live without their AR-15’s and Large Capacity Magazines.

Jeremy King is a typical Florida Cracker, Dirt Poor but Weapon Rich

But, the Hills County Sherrif said:  “We also know this was not a random act.  This family was probably targeted.”  Sarkes interprets this for his naive readers of Sarkes Corner:  “This was a Meth deal gone back.”

Like the NRA Poster says:  “It takes a good guy with a gun to stop a bad guy with a gun”.

The Great American Leader of the NRA, Wayne LaPierre said it best

When told about this incident, the Orange Glock said:  “Good, that Human Scum Robber got what he deserved.  When I win reelection in 2020, I will pass legislation to require that each homeowner have at least 1 semi-automatic weapon to protect us Great Americans from Mexican Rapists, Criminals, and Drug Lords”

Republican Herbert Hoover promised a “Chicken for every Pot”
The Orange Lugar promises a “Semi-automatic gun for every home”

Another Senseless Mass Shooting: Santa Clarita, CA

Executive Summary:

  • Sarkes uses his Mass Shooting Standard Form. 
  • This time, the Mass Shooting was at a High School in Santa Clarita, CA

Another Mass Murder, by an angry White Man, has happened.  In this case, the Mass Murder was in (Fill in the Location) Santa Clarita, CA.

The Mass Murder happened at the (Fill in the venue, example: school, mall, church, concert) Saugus High School.  

(Fill in the number of innocent people killed) 2 people were murdered and 3 were injured. 

The Mass Murderer, an angry White Man (Fill in the Murders Name and other details) Nathaniel Berhow, 16 years old.

The Mass Murderer used (Identify the weapon used) an .45 semi-automatic pistol.

When an AR-15 is not practical, the Mass Murderer in America prefers the .45 Caliber Semi-Automatic pistol

The Angry White Man Mass Murderer (Select one: killed himself, was killed by Police, was Captured by Police) shot himself and is expected to die

Shortly after the Mass Murder:

  • A spokesman for the NRA said:  “Guns don’t kill People, People kill People.”
  • President Trump, the Orange Rifleman, said: “If there was an Armed Guards patrolling the halls at Saugus High School the results would have been far better.”
  • The President of the NRA said:  “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” 
  • A Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “These Mass Murders with semi automatic weapons are just the price of our Freedom” 
  • Countless Politicians said:  “Our Thoughts and Prayers are with the victims of this shooting and their families, Thoughts and Prayers.”
  • Another Conservative Friend of Sarkes said:  “Mass Shooters go to Gun Free Zones, like California, what do you expect”.

That’s if for this latest Mass Murder packing Heat.  Sarkeses use of the Standard Form should makes reporting the next Mass Murder much easier.

Grandpa Sarkes

Executive Summary:

  • Chris and Sarkes are in the Frozen Swamp visiting Baby Adds and new granddaughter Baby Ari

Sarkes left Sunny, mid-80 degree weather, and headed to Washington DC where the temperatures are hovering in the 40’s.  Alas, it was all worth it to see Sarkeses granddaughters, Baby Adds and Baby Ari (and, of course, David and Mer).

Sarkes is not acclimating to the Frozen tundra in DC

Baby Aria (Ari) is only 12 days old and does what babies do at that age. Baby Ari is a cutie. 

Baby Ari was born on November 1 and is one cute baby

Baby Addison (Adds), on the other hand, is over 2 years old and talking up a storm. 

Baby Adds is 2 years old and is one smart toddler

The following is the Transcript of an interesting conversation between Grandpa Sarkes and Baby Adds:

Start of Transcript:

Grandpa Sarkes:  Adds, you look so good in your Pink Boeing Bomber Jacket with patches of those Great Boeing products:  F/A18 Super Hornet, AH-64 Apache Helo, KC-46A Tanker, F-15 Strike Eagle, and the CH-47F Chinook Helo.

Baby Adds in her great Pink Boeing Bomber Jacket with patches of great Boeing products

Baby Adds:  Yeahhhh

Grandpa Sarkes: Adds, did you know that Boeing delivered these high Quality products to the DOD ahead of Schedule and below Cost, unlike the Failed products produced by the Evil Empire, Lockheed Martin. 

Baby Adds:  Yeahhh

Baby Adds:  But Grandpa Sarkes, your Boeing Stock has tanked, are you headed to the Poor House?  Will you and Grandma Chris be able to come to DC for Christmas?

Grandpa Sarkes:  Well Baby Adds, it’s true that Grandpa Sarkeses Portfolio has taken a hit with the grounding of the Boeing 737 Max. But hopefully, deliveries will start soon and the Boeing Stock will again soar straight up like an F15, which has a Thrust/Weight ratio that allows it to fly vertically like a rocket. 

Baby Adds:  Yeahhh

Baby Adds:  Grandpa Sarkes, is it true that the FAA is holding Boeing Hostage and covering their bottom like Baby Sister Ari’s diaper. 

The FAA is covering their Asses like Baby Ari’s diaper

Grandpa Sarkes:  Baby Adds, you are one smart little girl. You are right on. 

Grandpa Sarkes:  Baby Adds, Boeing is the victim of an FAA Which Hunt, Phony Investigation, a Hoax, Hit Job, Failed Takedown, Greatest Industrial Harassment, a Thousand Stabs, all with Triple Hearsay. 

Baby Adds:  Yeahhh 

Baby Adds:  Grandpa Sarkes, is it true that the FAA has 50,000 Angry Democrats all with a grudge against Boeing? 

Baby Adds:  And Grandpa Sarkes, how can our President Trump allow the FAA to hold Boeing hostage.  Boeing is our countries largest Exporter and employer to over 153,000 high paying technical jobs with great Insurance?

Grandpa Sarkes:  Oh Baby Adds, you are so smart and cute. Grandpa Sarkes does not have a good answer to  your questions.  But Grandpa Sarkes promises you that Boeing will be COMPLETELY  EXONERATED, CASE CLOSED.

Baby Adds:  Grandpa Sarkes, are you sure that you and Grandma Chris will be OK?

Grandma Chris has confidence that Donald Trump will reign in the FAA
Who said Sarkes is not good with Babies?  Well, everyone

Grandpa Sarkes:  Oh Baby Adds, Grandpa Sarkes and Grandma Chris will be OK.  You see, if Boeing Stock dips below 325, neighbors Jim & Carolyn Helgeson and Roy & Joyce Moses have committed to let us stay in their house.  The Helgesons will give Sarkes their Cadillac and a Gas Card, and the Moses will fluff up our pillows with a Chocolate Mint.  Grandma Chris and Grandpa Sarkes will not go to the Poor House.

Aunti Joycie will not let Grandpa Sarkes go to the Poor House

Baby Adds:  Yeahhhh

End of Transcript

“Many People Say”, Sarkes, isn’t your evaluation of Baby Adds and Baby Ari biased as they are your granddaughters?  Sarkes refutes that charge.  Sarkes, a Truth Machine, is always Fair and Balanced, and would never let a family connection interfere with the Sarkes Corner Journalistic Standards.  

This report was PERFECT, PERFECTO, Read The Transcript.  Sarkes HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG, there was no QUID PRO QUO.

Sarkes is Fair and Balanced when it comes to his Granddaughters 

The Porous Border Wall

Executive Summary:

  • In recent months, Smuggling Gangs in Mexico have been able to breach NEW sections of Orange Traffic Cones big, beautiful, border wall
  • Mexican Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals are still Invading America 

Thanks to St. Louis friend and retired Boeing Chief Engineer, Dr. Deno Renieri for this story about the Porous Border Wall.  Dr. Renieri is an expert in Material Science and understands the vulnerability of our Border Wall.

US Border Patrol Agents report that smugglers have been using reciprocating saws to cut through the steel and concrete portions of the Orange Julius’ big, beautiful, wall, creating openings wide enough for Mexican Drugs, Rapists, and Criminals to be smuggled into the United States.

Mexican Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals are using these saws to breech the big, beautiful wall

Border Patrol Agents report that the reciprocal saws can cut through the wall in a matter of minutes. Army Corp of Engineers report that because of the height of the wall, which are between 18 to 30 feet tall, it’s easier to cut thru the wall than go over the top.

Mexican Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals buy their saws at Home Depot and make clean cuts thru the big, beautiful, wall

When questioned about these breaches, the Orange Bull Horn said that he hadn’t heard reports about cutting through the border wall, but, he added, “you can cut through anything.”

“We have a very powerful wall, but no matter how powerful, you can cut through anything, in all fairness.  But we have a lot of people watching.  Cutting is one thing, but it’s easily fixed. One of the reasons we did it the way we did it, it’s very easily fixed. You put the chunk back in. But we have a very powerful wall. But you can cut through any wall.”

The Orange Nehi is not concerned about the wall breaches as they can easily be repaired

Matthew Leas, a spokesman for Customs and Border Protection and a loyal Stooge to the Orange Ameba, said: “Any characteristic that the wall is not working is ridiculous. The wall is working.”  When a breach is detected, a welding crew is sent to fix the opening, the newspaper reported.

Mexican Smugglers, Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals also hide a breach in the barrier, by returning the cut in the wall to its original position, and using putty to make it look like the hole has been fixed, so that they can keep using that opening.  The Mexicans have these skills as they have been doing body work on their old, dilapidated, cars for years.

Mexican Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals use their Auto Body repair skills to hide the breaches in the big, beautiful, wall

Border Patrol Agents report that despite fixing and welding the damaged wall, Mexican Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals return to the same spot because the metal and the concrete at the wall’s cores have already been weakened.  Materials expert Dr. Renieri validated that once the wall has been breached, it loses its mechanical properties and is much easier to breach again.  Dr. Renieri may be retired from Boeing but is still recognized as an Industry Leader and expert in Material Sciences. 

Dr. Deno Renieri is a retired Chief Engineer at Boeing and knows the Science behind the Material that makes up the Failed, big, beautiful, wall

So, while the Orange Pulp’s Border Wall may be big and beautiful, Mexican Rapists, Drug Addicts, and Criminals are still invading America.

The Big, Beautiful, wall is not stopping the Invasion of America

A New Florida Citizen

Executive Summary:

  • The Orange Baron is now a Floridian

The Orange Caesar and wife Melania are now residents of Florida, the Gunshine State.  Also, Melania’s parents, the last immigrants to make it on the Chain Immigration program, will also move to the Gunshine State with the Orange Duke and his wife.

“Many People Say” that there is not a rotten Apple in the Trump Orchard, Nooooo
Melania Trump’s parents escaped Slovenia and were one of the last immigrants to come to America under Chain Migration 

The Orange El Jefe will call Mir-a-Lago home.  This great property, second only to Doral, could host any event like the G7 or other great gathering.  If the Orange Potentate wins in 2020, “Many People Say” that he will do an End Run around the Constitution and become President for Life life his buddies; Putin, Erdaron, Duarte, Xi, and Jung Un.  This is a Who’s Who Strong Mans Club. 

Mir-a-Lago, a property fit for a King, King Donald 1, makes Buckingham Palace look like a Ghetto Housing Project

While other Presidents vacationed in Florida; “Give’m Hell” Harry Truman and “Tricky Dick” Richard Nixon, the Orange Maharajah is the first to call the Gunshine State home.

The Buck stopped with Harry Truman at the Little White House in Key West

“Tricky Dick” Nixon may have been a Crook but had a nice Crib in Key Biscayne 

More recently, Vice President Mike Pence vacations regularly in Sarkeses neighborhood, Sanibel Island.  Pence retreats to Sanibel for peace and tranquility and to be able to communicate and get guidance from our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ.  

Mike Pence vacations on Sanibel Island and gets his marching orders from Our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ, not the Constitution

Sarkes cannot wait for the Orange Stable Genius and Family to settle in their Mar-a-Lago home.  Sarkes and the Orange Educator are Tight.  You see, Sarkes was one of the first Graduates of that great educational institution, Trump University.  Sarkes attained a Journalism degree from Trump University, no Fake News taught at Trump University, the Journalism curriculum was Fair and Balanced.  

Sarkes Graduation picture from Trump University

Mir-a-Lago is a short 2 hour drive from Sarkeses Crib in Bonita Springs, so Sarkes looks forward to visiting the Orange Royal Highness, bring a House Warming Gift, and maybe play a round or two of Golf.  Sarkeses handicap using, the USGA Handicap system is a 27.  But playing at Mir-a-Lago with the Orange Sand Trap, Sarkes handicap, using the Trump Handicap system, with be a 6.  

The Orange Divot is a scratch golfer using the Trump Handicap system

Deer Kills Hunter

Executive Summary:

  • An experienced Arkansas hunter was found severely injured in the woods, his body riddled with Antler puncture wounds from a Deer. 
  • The Hunter later died from his injuries

Thanks to St. Louis Contributor Lenny Hardy for this tragic story from the Ozark Mountains.  The Ozark Mountains is a mountain range that traverses Missouri and Arkansas.  

Who lives in the Ozarks?  For those of you have seen the Netflix series “Ozark”, starring Jason Bateman and Laura Linney, you have a good idea about the inhabitants of the Ozark Mountains.  For the Older readers of Sarkes Corner, another reference would be the 1972 Movie “Deliverance” staring Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, and Ronny Cox.

The cast of Netflix “Ozarks” depicts the simple people of the Ozark Mountains
Many people who live in the Ozarks have dental issues

Who can forget the epic Banjo Boy in “Deliverance”

Inhabitants of the Ozark Mountains are Salt of the Earth, Simple, Uneducated, Underemployed, 2nd Amendment Heat Packing, God Fearing people, in other words, Trumps Base.   People who live in the Ozarks all Pack Heat and all hunt Deer.

The Scenic Ozark Mountains are home to Heat Packing Hearty Folk to love to hunt Deer

An Arkansas hunter, 66 year old Thomas Alexander, thought he had fatally shot a deer was killed when the very much alive animal turned the tables and gored him in a sudden attack.

Alexander was an experienced hunter who had lived in the Ozark Mountain area for several years. Alexander was hunting using a primitive firearm known as a muzzleloader.  He called his nephew to tell them he had successfully shot a buck and to join him to Field dress the Deer.

Alexander used a Muzzleloader when Deer hunting, he should have used an AR-15

When his nephew found him, Alexander was injured but alert and talking.  Sadly, Alexander stopped breathing by the time paramedics could get him to the hospital.  Officials are not certain that the antler wounds are the official cause of his death, as he may have died from other medical issues such as a heart attack.  

Game and Wildlife Officials say that, on occasion, hunters may approach a deer thinking it is dead when it is only stunned or injured. Usually, they jump up and run away.  Sarkes believes that if Alexander was using an AR-15, the Deer that he had plugged would have gone down and not gotten up.

The wounded Deer has not been found, but Sarkes wonders if this Deer is part of a mutant species with super powers to thwart the assault on Deer. Sarkes does not understand the lure of Deer hunting, but his Deer hunting family and friends tell Sarkes that Deer hunting is important to “Thin the Herd”.

This time the Deer won, but smart money is to bet on the Ozark hunter

Castration Update

Sarkes had published a Sarkes Corner about a North Carolina woman who tied up her husband and cut off his Ying Yang. She was arrested for Castrating her husband.

Well, Sarkes must provide clarification. Sarkes Corner Science Editor and Cousin Dr. Greg Wilson provided clarification for Sarkes:

“The North Carolina woman performed a penile amputation, not castration.  Castration removes the testicles.  However, in ancient Egypt the eunuchs had both testicles and penis removed just to keep them in line as slaves.  Some ancient Christian religious orders did this to themselves as well.”

Sarkes, a Truth Machine, is always driven to provide just the facts in Sarkes Corner. Sarkes Corner is a No Spin Zone. Like this story, on a very rare occasion, Sarkes must provide clarification.

Whatever you call it, Castration or Penile Amputation, when one’s Johnson gets loped off, it’s not a good day.

Another Castration!

Executive Summary:

  • A North Carolina wife is accused of tying up and castrating her husband 
  • OUCH!

Authorities in North Carolina have locked up a woman, 56-year-old Victoria Thomas Frabutt, accused of cutting off her husband’s penis.

Oh, what, huh, did she really do that, OUCH!

Victoria Thomas Frabutt had enough with her husband so she cut off his Pecker

The Husband, 61-year-old James Frabutt told Carteret County deputies his wife, 56-year-old Victoria Thomas Frabutt, tied him up and pulled out a knife.

James Frabutt was taken to a Greenville hospital where his condition is unknown. Deputies were able to recover the body part, his Ying Yang, put it on ice, and give it to medical personnel. A motive for the castration is unclear.

Victoria practiced cutting off her husbands Johnson using a Johnsonville  Brat

Victoria Thomas Frabutt has been charged with kidnapping and malicious castration. She’s in jail on a $100,000 bond.

There has been no report on the condition of James Frabutt’s Ying Yang.

Oh, what, huh, did she really do that, OUCH!