A Florida Woman Passes out while Walking a Baby in a Stroller
And, she had a nearly Fatal Blood Alcohol Level of .338
Thanks to Sarkes Corner Florida Corespondent and Sister Cindy Mamelian for yet another story of a Florida Cracker gone bad.
Sarkeses Cracker neighbors never cease to amaze.
A Clearwater, FL Crackerette Woman, Stephanie Saladino, 46, passed out while walking an infant in a stroller on a public sidewalk.
Emergency crews responded to Bay Esplanade around 2:45 p.m. after Crackerette Saladino was found on a public sidewalk next to a stroller where an 11-month-old Cracker child was sleeping. First Responders also reported that they found alcohol in Crackerette Saladino’s belongings.
Crackerette Saladino and the Cracker baby were transported to a local hospital. Nurses told police that Crackerette Saladino had a blood alcohol level of .338, four times over the legal driving limit and nearly fatal. It is not clear if Crackerette Saladino was Packing Heat, as is the case with most Crackers.
According to the arrest report, Crackerete Saladino told police she drank wine before taking the Cracker child on a walk, and ultimately passed out on the sidewalk. The Cracker child is currently in custody of the Child Protection Investigator for the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office.
A Cracker was charged after writing Racist Graffiti on an airport bathroom wall
The Angry White Man’s Graffiti is second class compared to the African American and Hispanic Graffiti
WARNING WARNING WARNING – This Sarkes Corner contains offensive and Uncomfortable language, but is true none the less. WARNING WARNING WARNING
Thanks to Sarkes Corner Florida Corespondent and Sister Cindy Mamelian for this disturbing story of a Racist Cracker.
A commercial pilot, James Ellis Dees, has been charged with criminal mischief after writing Racist and Pro-Trump graffiti at the Tallahassee, Florida, airport.
Racist Cracker Dees was a pilot for Endeavor Air, a subsidiary of Delta Airlines, was charged with nine counts of criminal mischief. Racist Cracker Dees admitted that he wrote slurs like:
“MAGA = NO Niggers and NO Spics”
“Send them ALL Back”
“Lock Them Up”
While Racist Dees should have been checking out his airplane, he spewed this Racist Graffiti, multiple times, in the Tallahasse airport bathrooms and parking lot elevators.
Endeavor Air made a statement: “These actions in no way reflect the values of Endeavor Air and this individual is no longer employed by the airline.” That is code for the Racist Cracker Dees got the Old Heave Ho.
Police suspected that the Racist messages against African Americans and Hispanics was done by an Angry White Man. The police noted: “Some of the graffiti was done using red or blue markers and erased easily, and some was done using a black permanent marker which took some effort on behalf of maintenance to remove.” Any city dweller knows that Graffiti done by African Americans and Hispanics are done with permanent Paint and are often works of Art.
Racist Cracker Dees, not the sharpest Racist in the KKK, was caught WHITE HANDED on Surveillance Cameras that recorded Racist Cracker Dees writing the Racist Graffiti. Racist Cracker Dees is a serial Racist as Police reported 20 incidents of Racial graffiti in the past year.
Racist Cracker Dees admitted to writing “some of it but not all” of the Racist Graffiti. Racist Cracker Dees is either a lier or there are other White Suprematists working at the Tallahassee airport.
Racist Cracker Dees told Police that he had “been going through a really tough time and has anger issues.” You think!
Many Sarkes Corner readers have lived sheltered lives and tell Sarkes that he must be making this stuff up. Many of you have never encountered the likes of Racist Cracker Dee. But Contre Mon Fare, these Racists have always been around. In the past 3 years, under the Banner of MAGA, these Racists and White Suprematists have crawled out from under their Rocks and have been embolden too “MAWA”, Make America White Again. In our Civilized Society, this may be the Racists Last Stand.
Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs for their exciting Super Bowl XIV victory over the San Francisco 49ers.
XIV is 54 for those of you who are not a Roman
After the game, the nation learns that the Chiefs play in Arrowhead Stadium which is located in Kansas, not Missouri
Thanks to cousin Greg Wilson for breaking this news late last night after the Super Bowl. Cousins Dorothy and Greg are in Bonita for the annual Cousins Super Bowl party which was hosted this year by Cousin Debbie Esayian. But Sarkes digresses.
Super Bowl XIV (54) was played in Miami between the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49ers. The Chiefs executed another come from behind victory, winning 31 -20. It was an exciting game for sure.
Sarkes, a Brown Man, particularly enjoyed the Half Time show with Shakira and Jennifer Lopez (Ja Lo). At the Super Bowl Party that Sarkes attended, almost all of the participants, Rich, Old, White Men and Women, were confused, did not know Shakira, and for sure did not relate to to the Latin Pop music. And no, there was no Wardrobe Malfunction, both Shakira and Ja Lo wore costumes with bare asses.
Apparently, the Orange Linebacker was also watching Super Bowl XIV in the lush Theater at Mir-a-Lago. Sarkes was invited to the Super Bowl party at Mir-a-Lago but prefers to watch the Super Bowl with his cousins.
Shortly after Super Bowl XIV was over, the Orange Corner Back Tweeted:
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – February 2 @ 9:36PM
Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs on a great game, and a fantastic comeback, under immense pressure. You represented the Great State of Kansas and, in fact, the entire USA, so very well. Our Country is PROUD OF YOU!
Immediately, Clarie McCaskill, former Senator from Missouri, Tweeted:
Claire McCaskill @ clairecmc – February 2 @ 10:02PM
Its Missouri you stone cold idiot!
The Orange Counter Puncher quickly counter punched:
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – February 2 @ 10:19PM
Claire, you are a Loser you Fat Cow. You are so dumb that you don’t know anything about your own state. You are beleaguered and dumb as a rock. Let me share a map of your state as proof:
The Map provided by the Orange Geographer clearly shows that Kansas City is in the state of Kanas, NOT Missouri. Who would have guessed. For the 58 years that Sarkes was a Missouri Citizen, he always thought that the Chiefs and baseball Royals played in Missouri. But Sarkes, a Truth Machine, must admit that he rarely traveled to the western side of Missouri.
While Sarkes has clear vision with his $6,000 Cataract Lenses, the Map provided by the Orange Topologist looks like it was altered by a Sharpie. No, that’s not possible.
The United States ranks low in the world in Reading, Science, and Mathematics
Only the Orange Professor Can Fix This
At great risk, Sarkeses source in the White House, LEAKER, sent Sarkes an audio tape of a meeting between the Orange Pedagogue and Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos. Sarkes provides a transcript of that meeting. Sarkes cannot reveal LEAKERs identity as the White House Staff has been threatened to be charged with Treason if they Leak anything to the Press.
Start of Transcript:
Mick Mulvaney (Chief of Staff): Boss, your next meeting is with Secretary Betsy DeVos.
Donald Trump: Who is Betsy DeVos?
Mick Mulvaney: DeVos is your Secretary of Education.
Donald Trump: Is DeVos that older, good looking Blond with Big Ta Tas at our Cabinet Meetings?
Mick Mulvaney: That’s her Boss. She donated a ton of money for your 2016 Presidential Campaign.
Donald Trump: But Mick, we already have Filly in the Cabinet, Mitch McConnells wife, you know, the Chink, what’s her name?
Mick Mulvaney: That would be Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao. So you have one Rich White Woman and one Asian Woman connected to the Senate Majority Leader.
Donald Trump: Got it Mick, I have the most diverse Cabinet in History, History. What does DeVos want to talk about.
Mick Mulvaney: Secretary DeVos wants to talk about our low Education rankings in the world.
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos enters the room.
Betsy DeVos: Good Morning Mr. President, thank you for seeing me.
Donald Trump (whispering to Mick Mulvaney): Wow, DeVos may be a bit old, but I could Tap that for sure.
Donald Trump: What do you have Betsy?
Betsy DeVos: Well Mr. President, our Education rankings in the World are slipping. Of the top 72 countries, we rank 24th in Reading, 25th in Science, and 40th in Math. I have some ideas…….
Donald Trump (interrupting and raising his voice): Well, if it weren’t for the Blacks, Hispanics and Immigrants from the Shit Hole countries, we would be Number 1, Number 1!!!
Betsy DeVos: Mr. President, what I would like to do …….
Donald Trump (interrupting and raising his voice): Listen Betsy, no offense, but ONLY I CAN FIX THIS. Here is what we are going to do. We will convert ALL Public Schools to TRUMP UNIVERSITY PREPARATORY Schools. Every Public School in the country, got it.
Betsy DeVos: Uh, oh, but Mr. President ……..
Donald Trump (interrupting): If it wasn’t for the Angry Democrats and Failed States Attorneys, my Trump University would be producing highly educated and competent graduates. The Trump University Mascot was a Lion and our School Colors were WHITE and ORANGE. There were no Losers at Trump University.
Donald Trump: So Betsy, go make it happen. ALL Public Schools in America will be converted to Trump University Preparatory Schools by the end of the year, got it.
Betsy DeVos: Got it Boss, will do.
Betsy DeVos leaves the Room;
Donald Trump: Well Mick, that went well don’t you think.
Mick Mulvaney: Uh, yes Boss, it sure did. As usual, Only You Can Fix This. Great solution.
A recent cold snap in South Florida cased the death of hundreds of Iguanas
What happened to these dead Iguanas?
A cold snap in South Florida caused Iguanas to literally fall from the trees in which they reside. Since iguanas are cold-blooded reptiles, they can become immobile in temperatures 40 degrees and colder. At this temperature, the Iguanas are not dead, but they do fall out their trees. In temperatures lower than 40 degrees, South Floridians should avoid walking under trees.
Most often, the “frozen” Iguana will wake up as the temperature rises. But sometime the fall will kill the Iguana. What happens to this Iguana Road Kill? Does anyone eat Iguana Meat? The short answer is YES.
Eating iguana meat is nothing new. In fact, it’s a common delicacy in Mexico, Central and South America, and in trendy U.S. restaurants that cater to anyone craving a lizard entree. Iguanas can range from 9 pounds to 30 pounds and can grow to over 3 feet long.
guana gourmets in the U.S. are sometimes immigrants from other countries looking for a taste of home. Other times, they’re just red-blooded Americans looking for something new. Dr. William Kern, University of Florida, explains: “Iguana has been called the Chicken of the Trees”.
Dr. Kern, continues: ”People have been eating iguanas since at least 10,000 years ago, when humans reached the New World tropics. It was a readily available, not-too-dangerous food source. It’s always been part of the diet”.
Iguana meat is high protein and low fat. Iguana is a tasty meat alternative for Tacos, Burritos, Curries, Soups, Stews, and Gumbo according to the University of Florida Institute of Food and Agricultural Sciences. The meat is thick, so it’s often boiled for long periods of time to soften it up. Dr. Kern clarifies: ”When Iguana is cooked, it’s almost a white meat, like you might see with chicken or grouper. It’s a mild-flavored meat — milder than alligator.”
A Florida Lawmaker wants kids to have a recovery day after Halloween Trick or Treating
She wants what?
Thanks to Sarkes Corner Contributor and Florida neighbor Georgie Taylor for this story from the Florida Legislature.
Florida State Senator Annette Taddeo, Dem-Miami, has proposed declaring the day after Halloween, November 1, an official public school holiday to give kids a chance to recover from Trick or Treating.
Senator Taddeo says she filed Bill 1462 at the request of students and parents. A student-driven petition had collected more than 300,000 signatures from Miami-Dade, Broward, and Palm Beach counties. 300,000 signatures!
Senator Taddeo explained: “As a parent, I totally get it, the children need a day of rest after a night of feasting on chocolate and other sweets”. The day after Halloween holiday would apply to K – 12 students.
Halloween is rooted in All Hallows Eve, the beginning of a three day observance to remember the dead, including saints and martyrs. But Halloween has evolved into a day where children dress in costumes to collect candy from neighbors, teens play pranks on adults, and adults can relive their childhood and eat candy collected by their kids.
As usual, Sarkes did and in-depth investigation on kids and Halloween:
Children in Catholic schools have always gotten the day after Halloween off from school as a religious holiday, All Saints Day. As such, they can eat mass quantities of candy on Halloween and recover the next day.
Instead of a Florida Bill for school holiday the day after Halloween, Senator Taddeo should consider a bill outlawing the distribution of Candy on Halloween. American Children do not need a day off after Halloween, they need to eat more vegetables.
No, Sarkes cannot make this stuff up. Only in America, only in America.
Thanks to Sarkes Corner Religious Bureau Chief and Sister Cindy Mamelian for documenting this Orange Apparition.
Sarkes is not a Catholic so before reporting this story Sarkes had no idea what was an Apparition. An Apparition is a Supernatural image of a person. Most Apparitions are images of Our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ or Mary. Apparitions are one time events.
The Catholic Church has a formal process for validating and documenting Apparitions and Apparitions have been documented for Centuries mostly in Europe and South America.
A St. Louis woman, Jan Castellano, was getting ready to have some breakfast when she almost lost her lunch. She opened a tub of Earth Balance Organic Spread with plans to put the vegan butter on her toast. Lowly and Beholy, Castellano stopped short when she saw an image of the Orange Potentate looking right back at her in the tub of Spread.
Castellano said: “It wasn’t necessarily appetizing, but it was entertaining.
This was pretty much before I had coffee, so I was easily amused. I needed to put on my glasses to make sure it was him.”
Castellano, obviously a Liberal, continued: “I wasn’t thrilled to see The Donald, mainly because he is everywhere these days. I thought about saving the Trump-enhanced spread and sell it on eBay, and donate the money to Elizabeth Warren.” Alas, short-term hunger won out over long-term wealth and Castellano ate the Butter after taking a picture as proof.
Sarkes Corner reporters interviewed Archbishop Robert Carlson of the St. Louis Diocese and asked if the Catholic Church would approve the Trump image in the Earth Balance Organic Spread as a Miracle or Apparition. Archbishop Carlson said that the Catholic Church could not investigate this Apparition as the evidence has been destroyed and there was only one witness, Castellano.
After informed about the Earth Balance Organic Spread, the Orange Diocesan Tweeted:
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – January 19 @ 4:56AM
I am disappointed that the Failed Catholic Church would not approve my image in the Butter. Everyone knows that I am the Chosen One, the Second Coming of God.
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – January 19 @ 5:23AM
The Catholic Church should have investigated the Butter. I am the healthiest President in History so I don’t eat Butter, but I have no doubt that my image was in the Butter. It was a miracle and the Catholic Church needs to step up. The lack of action by the Catholic Church is a Sham, Charade, Crusade, a Terrible Thing.
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – January 19 @ 5:47AM
I am confident that my Evangelical friends will classify my image in the butter as a Miracle. I am the King of the Jews and should be recognized accordingly. The Evangelicals are truly religious, not phony like other denominations.
Florida Cracker, playing “cowboy”, shoots himself in leg
He did what, huh, mmmmmmmm
Thanks to sister and Sarkes Corner Florida Bureau contributor, Cindy Mamelian, for another story about a Florida Cracker with a gun.
36-year-old Matthew Noffsinger Jr. accidentally shot himself in the leg while “Playing Cowboy”. Sarkes has never seen a Floridian “Play Cowboy”. Based on what Sarkes has seen on Movies, “Playing Cowboy” must include riding horses and shooting guns.
You see, in Sarkeses gated Golf Course community, the only thing that the Rich, Old, White guys ride are Golf Carts, and the only thing that they are shooting is Golf.
Initially, Cracker Noffsinger lied about the incident because, as a Felon, he’s not supposed to own a gun. Cracker Noffsinger told the police that he was in the woods when somebody shot him. The Cracker was an innocent victim.
Police questioned Cracker Noffsinger about why he had an entrance and exit wound straight down his leg. That’s when Cracker Noffsinger admitted that he was “playing cowboy” with a .22 revolver when he accidentally shot himself.
Cracker Noffsinger stated that he lied because he’s a convicted felon and he’s not supposed to be in possession of a gun. To make matters worse, a wallet containing four credit cards and an ID that didn’t belong to Cracker Noffsinger were found in his backpack. Of course, Cracker Noffsinger told police that he just found those items.
Cracker Noffsinger is in the Hoosegow as he could not make Bail. No surprise there.
The Animal Kingdom is planning to overthrow Mankind
As you know, Sarkes, a renowned Statistician, can Connect Dots where most don’t even see the Dots. Well, Sarkeses friend and Special Sarkes Corner Contributor, Lenny Harding, has Connected some Dots in the Animal Kingdom. Sarkes must admit, he did not see these Dots.
Lenny Harding is a descendent of our 29th President, Warren Harding. Republican Warren Harding was President from 1921 until his death in 1923 from Heart issues. Like most Presidents, Warren Harding was a Sniffer. Harding was also known for the Teapot Dome scandal. Harding is often rated as one of our worst presidents. But Sarkes knows Lenny Harding, and Lenny is no Warren Harding.
Thought exhaustive journalistic investigation, Lenny Harding has connected Dots to conclude that the Animal Kingdom is in the early stages of rebellion against Humans and have a Master Plan to lower Humans to the Bottom of the Food Chain. Lenny presents the following Dots:
Dot 1: Rhino Poacher Killed by Elephant and Eaten by Lions:
A man suspected of being a rhino poacher was killed last week by an elephant and his remains devoured by a pride of lions at a South African park.
Rangers at Kruger National Park found only a human skull and a pair of pants. Four of the dead man’s accomplices were arrested. The man’s accomplices said that they had been in the park to poach rhinos when he was attacked and killed by an elephant.
Dot 2: New Jersey residents say Wild Turkeys are attacking community:
A gaggle of 40 to 60 wild turkeys have been aggressively terrorizing residents in a 55-and-up community in Ocean County daily. Holiday City residents say the turkeys are blocking doorways, pecking at cars and behaving aggressively when they are shooed away.
The wild turkeys weigh between 16 and 24 pounds and run up to 20 miles per hour. The township has received dozens of complaints but says it’s animal control is powerless in capturing or stopping the birds since they are not licensed to trap wildlife.
Dot 3: Chimps are killing people in Uganda:
Chimpanzees are attacking people in Uganda, part of a disturbing trend going on in the country that has led to crop loss and even death.
National Geographic reports that the problem has been going on for several years starting in 2014 when a chimp fatally attack a 2-year-old child, stealing the baby from his mother.
Villagers have built a bamboo fence around their backyards to prevent the chimps from getting in but the fence was no match for the chimps, who kept returning. Three deaths have been reported and six additional injuries or escapes have occurred as a result of the Chimpanzee attacks.
Dot 4: Feral hogs in Texas attacked and killed a woman:
A Texas woman was found dead after pre-dawn attack by a group of feral hogs. Christine Rollins, a 59-year old caregiver to an elderly couple in Anahuac, failed to show up at her normal time on Sunday and the homeowner found her lying in the front yard between her car and the house.
It appears that multiple hogs assaulted Rollins when she arrived at work. lt
was determined Rollins was attacked by different hogs because of the various size of the bites on her body. Mature feral hogs can weigh between 100 and 400 pounds.
The Dots have been connected by Lenny Harding and it is clear that the Animal Kingdom is planning a Coup de Ta against Mankind.
An angry President Trump Tweeted:
Donald J. Trump @ realDonaldTrump – December 11 @ 4:23 AM
Thanks to that Great American and Republican Lenny Harding for connecting the Dots and making America aware of this imminent attack against mankind. Only I can stop the attack of Wild Animals against our People. I will stop these Wild Animals like I stopped the Hoards of Mexican Rapist, Gangsters, Druggies and Muslims who were Invading America.
– The US House and Senate have recently recognized the Genocide of 1.5 Million Armenians by the Ottoman Empire in 1915
– Donald Trump will not recognize this atrocity…..Why?
Our Uber Partisan, Do-Nothing House and Senate both recently passed Bi-Partisan resolutions recognizing the Murder Genocide of 1.5 Million Armenians by the Ottoman Turks in 1915.
But, the Orange Ottoman will NOT recognize the 1915 Genocide of Armenia by the Ottoman Turks that murdered 1.5 Million innocent Armenians, including immediate relatives of all 4 of Sarkeses grandparents who came to America as refugees of the Genocide. WHY?
Sarkes can overlook that we elected a serial adulterer because the Orange P-Grabber has caused a Tsunami of cash to flood our Portfolios. The Old GOP Conservative Family Values were much ado about nothing.
Sarkes can overlook that our Deficit has soared like a Boeing ICBM under the Orange Economists Tax Cut and Spend Economic policies because a Tsunami of cash has bloated our Portfolios.
Sarkes can overlook the anti-free trade policies of the Orange Tariff Man as a Tsunami of cash has invaded our Portfolios. Free Trade is overrated.
Sarkes can chuckle when the Orange Bully resorts to Junior High Name Calling, very entertaining.
Sarkes can overlook that the Orange Pinocchio is a pathological lier. All Politicians lie, it’s just that the Orange Pants on Fire takes lying to all new levels. But with the Irreversible Dumbing of America, no one cares. And, the Orange Perfidious lies have no negative impact on our Portfolios.
Sarkes can overlook the Climate Change denying by the Orange Meteorologist because Sarkes will have made his Celestial Exit before there is a Climate Armageddon.
Sarkes can overlook the anti immigration policies of the Orange ICE Agent as the only Korkoian family left in Armenia are distant relatives. Sure, as a Brown Man, Sarkes is always on guard for an ICE raid when in a restaurant in SW Florida, but this is only an aggravation.
Sarkes can understand that the Orange Constitutionalist is constantly doing Ends Around the Constitution to execute his Campaign Promises AND to set himself up to be President for Life like his Dictator Buddies; Erdogan, Putin, Xi, Duarte, and Jung Un. At one time, Sarkes could care less if the Orange Caesar was President for Life as long as his Portfolio stayed bursting at the seams.
Sarkes CANNOT overlook that the Orange Ottoman will NOT recognize the 1915 Genocide of Armenia by the Ottoman Turks that murdered 1.5 Million innocent Armenians, including immediate relatives of all 4 of Sarkeses grandparents who came to America as refugees of the Genocide.
Sarkes understands that the Orange Sultan wants to be a Strongman like his idols Erdogan, Putin, Xi, Duarte, and Jung Un. What other explanation is there for cow-towing to these oppressive Dictators.
So why won’t the Orange Pasha recognize this atrocity? Why is the Orange Shah patronizing the despicable Ottoman Erdogan? Is the Orange Czar that gullible that he has fallen for the 6 million dollar / year lobbying done by the current Ottoman Turkish Government to influence our Politicians that there was no Genocide?
No, this is the straw that broke the camels back, a line in the sand has been crossed. Enough is enough.
Unless the Orange Premier flips and formally recognizes the 1915 Genocide of Armenia by the Ottoman Turks in 30 days, Sarkes will announce that he is running for President in 2020 as an Independent. This will disrupt the entire 2020 election dynamics.
Sarkeses Portfolio be dammed.
Editorial Note: Sarkes had considered posting some pictures from the 1915 Genocide of Armenians by the Ottoman Empire, but the images are too disturbing even for Sarkes.
In 1915, from a population of 2 million, 1.5 million Armenians were marched into the Syrian dessert and killed, as such, the Armenian people were almost exterminated. If it wasn’t for the fall of the Ottoman Empire at the end of World War II, and there would be no Sarkes or Sarkes Corner.
If you are interested, Google: “Armenian Genocide Images” for some disturbing pictures of this atrocity which is still being denied by all Turkish governments since the end of World War I.